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Damn stupid bloody car. It's
my favourite toy and if I didn't love it so much I would have got
rid of her a long, long time ago. One day I want to buy something
- it doesn't have to be a car - that works perfectly all the time
and never breaks down. Is it so much to ask?
Tuesday morning I had arranged
for my baby to go back to the panel beaters. If memory serves, last
September or October I had a little incident involving the driver's
door and a wall. We bent it back in to shape and I finally got around
to booking it in for repair a month or two back. They had the car
for a week and when I picked it up I realised they had only done
half the job - the bottom was fixed but they had somehow missed
the top. The whole thing was mostly superficial but if you're going
to go to the trouble of booking it in for repair then you expect
it to be done properly right? Anyway I arranged to get it back in
there this week because I was going to have access to another car
to keep me going in the mean time.
So I'm headed down there Tuesday
morning to drop it off. I stop at some lights, wait a minute or
two for the green signal and then take off. I feel a bumping sensation
running through the car. My first thought is that the stereo was
doing something odd so I turn it down and it continues however this
time I hear a flapping noise come from outside the car. Flat tyre
- great.
I pull over, stuff around for
a few minutes then jack it up and rip the right rear tyre off. Whoa...
it's pretty obvious what caused the puncture - the inside of the
tyre is completely worn through the canvas, through the steel and
has let all the air out. Thank fuck it didn't let go the nite before
when I was racing some guy down the freeway...
I can't say it was a total surprise.
I was well aware that the insides were wearing due to the type of
suspension it's got and the fact it's dumped to the boards although
I definitely didn't think it was chewing them up at that rate -
the tyres were brand new 18 months ago! Apparently it wouldn't have
been such a problem if I didn't have 60 or 70kg of stereo installed
in the boot but as we all know - boys must have their toys.
Next stop was a suspension place.
The guy explains that this is a common problem with these cars and
there is a miracle cure but be prepared to part with around $400
for the privilege... that is of course provided everything else
down there is in good condition. On top of that I'm going to have
to spring for two new tyres. Just fucking great.
The annoying thing is that
I forced myself over a year ago to not spend any unnecessary money
on the car. By that I meant anything that didn't need to be done.
No more stereo additions, no getting those massive 20in wheels I
so badly wanted and no little performance enhancements. Surprisingly
I've actually stuck to it too but that's probably entirely attributable
to the rate this thing chews through the maintenance bucks. I'll
never admit I bought
a lemon [I'd cop too much shit from mates that drive cars from
'the other side'] but I will admit that cars, if nothing else, cars
are a big fucking trap.
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office
and said to the dentist, "Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two
buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So
forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done
with it - I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness - this sure is a very
brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to
kill the pain." So he asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?" The man
turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the
doc which tooth hurts."
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What did Jesus say to his Twelve Apostles as he was being naied
to the cross? "Don't touch my fuckin' Easter eggs you cunts
- I'll be back on Sunday!"
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A small child is lost in target, the security guard asks the little
girl "Whats your mummy like?" The child replis "Big
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A garbo is going along a street picking up the
wheelie bins and emptying them into the back of the rubbish truck.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has
a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it
so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually an Aboriginal bloke answers... "Hey
cuz. Whats up bloke?", says the Aboriginal.
Where's your bin, mate?" asks the garbo
"I bin on toilet" replies the Aboriginal guy, looking
perplexed. Realising the Aboriginal fellow has misunderstood, the
garbo smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Aboriginal
man. "Mate!" says the garbo... "You're misunderstanding me... Where's
your WHEELIE BIN?" "OK! OK!" , says the Aboriginal bloke, "I wheelie
bin having a wank!"
ORSM
VIDEO
Now this is a job I could handle.
Spending each day pounding my ears with some of the sexiest
sounds to ever be made in the form of an F1 Renault engine.
Towards the end they give some stats in French and from what
I can work out these bad boys do 18,000rpm, have over 1500
moving parts, burn around 70 litres per 100kms and take over
2 weeks to build. I wonder what one of these would go like
in my car? Wind up the volume and check it...
- F1
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He hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid
of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving
him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up
the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40
blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. As he pulled
into his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, but
the cat would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive
a few miles away, turn right, then left, pass the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe
distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later, the man called home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answered,
"why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put
that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions!"
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Holy crap what is it with guys sending
in pictures of their penises lately? I'm honestly worried that one
of my mates will walk in or a neighbour peer through the window,
see what's on the screen and jump to conclusions. Enough already!
I try and mix it up to keep everyone happy but this out of control.
From now on there will only be penis posted if I also have some
pics of a chick to go right below it. In other words let's see some
pussy too!! If you want to send me pics of a girlfriend, your boobs
or whatever [as long as it is female related]
or absolutely anything else of interest then you may do so right
here.
Chloe
wrote:
Subject: Hey
I was just reading you intro on cherpelle
Corby and yeah i have a few things too say. i myself completley
agree with you that she didnt do it. its is fucking easy
to get it over there whilr you are there. i was over there
just over two yrs ago and we were in a group of 20 people
who all got asked by a man if we wanted to buy weed. even
the children. and besides that what would cost $50 here
would cost alot less over there so why would you take it
over?
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Thatmosis
wrote:
Subject: Bali
Thatmosis here, Who are you kidding,
just because we helped them out of a crisis dont expect
them to be grateful, after all we did insist that all the
money went to the victims and not into the govts pockets.
As for the Bali 9, I'm afraid I've got no symphathy for
them, obviously the lights are on but there is no one home,
they knew what they were doing and deserve the penalties
that go with it. As for Chapelle I agree there are too many
variables in her case but unfortunately the stupid arses
that got caught have probably ruined any chance she had
of justice.
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mg wrote:
Subject: just a bag of weed
Read your site this evening (as I have
been doing for about 3 years, keep it up!) and agree fully
with your assessment on the Bali drugs people. More people
should be saying it. Not just Russell Crowe, but famous
and smart people like us. If the Indos don't get their legal
system sorted out, they're going to left without a tourist
industry. And Buckley's chance of any sympathy from me when
Sumatra is cut in half by the next volcano. Surf's up, dude!
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Felipe Rijo
wrote:
Subject: On Drugs and Bali
Hey Mr.Orsm, You have a very nice site,
and I've been an avid reader for a long time. Keep up the
good work! As I was reading your post about the Bali 9,
you mentioned something about 'why try to smuggle drugs
into Bali if it's so easy to find it in there?'. Here in
Brazil, we have a guy that's in the same trobule. He tried
to go through Indonesian customs with 3 surf boards filled
with a kilogram of cocaine each. Word around here is that
1 KG of coke can sell for as much as US$ 350.000,00 in Bali.
So I guess that is why people try to take it there. Easy
money. Just my two cents. See ya!
Huge difference between a bag
of coke and a bag of weed. -Orsm
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Gordon
wrote:
Subject: Bali
Orsm, I could'nt agree more about the
Corby woman,I too believe she is innocent. However,she does
look like spending her days in gaol, either in Bali or with
luck at home if the reciprocal agreement works. Instead
of not dipping our hands in our pockets the next time Indonesia
suffers perhaps a better way is to encourage people via
your web site not to visit Indonesia. This action would
hurt them more as they depend on tourism for their economy.
I'd also like to see on your web site something saying along
the lines of "If you do drugs in Indonesia or similar
countries there's a good chance you'll come home in a box."
I don't believe young Aussies are listening to the messages
that are around and to expect our Government to do anything
is beyond belief.Your website may have a great deal of influence
in this regard.
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Jess wrote:
Subject: thought you might want to know..
..an
old friend makes a stupid
mistake... If you're a long time
Orsmnet reader you may very well remember the assclown that
created all the shit for me with a certain credit card company.
I'm gald to see he's still
making a fool of himself. Karma's a bitch. -Orsm |
James
wrote:
Subject: A pic just posted..... (gaylord rehab center)
First of all I have been following your
site for a while now and all I can say is thanks!!! About
the gaylord
rehab center, I live about 2 miles from the place...
Just a tid bit of info. I dated a CNA that worked there.
Her "floor" was called Hooker 1 (no joke). You
can post this if you like... Keep up the Good work!
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Chris McIntyre
wrote:
Subject: rice burners suck ass
I've been visiting your site for quite
some time and i have never been pissed untill i saw the
integra
video. Not becuase of anything that you did, but because
there are all of these tools running around that think that
they got some hot shit car with a 1.8 liter engine. all
of these crappy little cars were built with a purpose. To
give hippies and and arrogant philoisphy teachers a car
taht they can drive to drive around so they don't feel like
thier damageing mother earth any more then they have to.
They were not built so some pimple faced virgin can through
3 times the value of the car back into it to make it faster.
You want something fast, buy something with a v-8, jack
asses.
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Matt (uk)
wrote:
Subject: Faked! Charlotte Church Pic!
The pic
of charlotte church that appeared on ur site from druss
was a fake... heres the real pic that was edited found it
whilst surfing, apparantly there is a real one out there
somewhere that was stolen from her boyfriends phone.! ps.
dont add my email address to the site !
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Druss_40
wrote:
Subject: re charlotte church
She
is a famous, or should that be in-famous singer in the
UK, known for her voice and the fact she has stories of
her sex life plastered all over the papers on a regular
basis. Oh and shes getting porked by a member of the welsh
rugby squad.
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Arieta
wrote:
Subject: Dissapointed
Hey ORSM, I was a really good fan but
I can't accept mistakes like these. In the makeover photo
you got the sequence wrong!!!! Bush
is on the wrong side... poor monkey!! Cool site!! Cheers
My bad. -Orsm
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cappa
wrote:
Subject: Something reeealllllyyyy wierd!!!
Hey Mr ORSM, Firstly, great site!!! I
have been reading your site for years now and thought it
was time to make a contribution in a twisted kinda way.
I am not in the habit of chasing the cat around... but on
this particular day (Last Tuesday) I had fed the cat some
'Brand name' cat food in the Fish 'flavour' (I don't know
if it is, I didn't try it... it says fish on the label if
that means anything?).... and because she scoffed it down....
it must have wanted to escape as quickly as it went down....
so, "no word of a lie", the photos have not been docked
and this was exactly as it came out of the cats mouth!.....
Creepy in a Twilight Zone kinda way. I would hate to see
if I fed her some cow!!! Keep up the fantastic work... ORSM
ROCKS! From someone that is not strange for taking these
pictures!!!
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Tim
wrote:
Subject: pictures
Nice site, man. A friend of mine at school
showed it to me a few weeks ago and I can't get enough of
it. Anyways, my girlfriend thinks it's pretty entertaining
as well, and I thought it would be fucking hilarious if
she found a couple of pictures of us the next time she went
on to check the new postings. Not only is she extremely
hot, but she's cool as hell so she won't give a fuck about
it... I think.
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Archie
wrote:
Subject: Niki Webster
Hey man great site!, Anyways this is
a photo of Niki Websters FHM shoot before and after the
touch up!
Hopefully she cleans her shit
up before she realises her career is finally over and does
Playboy. -Orsm
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JOHN MURPHY
wrote:
Subject: Fw: Should I Complain
Should I Complain? My neighbors keep
using my Swing Set. Should I complain? Every summer... same
old thing. Should I complain? I guess not ... Summer is
so short lived! Kids will be Kids! What do You Think? DO
YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS ? LET ME KNOW
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Paul
wrote:
Subject: streak
Me and seven of my mates went on our
annual golf/drink heaps of piss and races weekend at alexandra
2 hours from melbourne.This is one of the boys bazza winning
the last race by half length. Please post this and embarrass
the shit out of him.Keep up the good work on a truly orsm
site.
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Nick
wrote:
Subject: Knotts Berry Farm Fabulous Ford Forever 2005, its
only a few pics, but hey its something.... lol
My name is Nick, and i figured shit,
you might appreciate some of these cars, so here ya go....
this is an annual show held every april, there mustve been
something like over 1500 cars there.... anyways here ya
go
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Sebastian
wrote:
Subject: Wank factor
Hi ORSM, the Car "wank factor"
on your webside is a "Maybach". But the pictures
show "only" the Mercedes-Benz prototype of the
model, today Maybach is an own trademark of DaimlerChrysler
and here
are some pictures of the final version, fourther Information.
The listprice is about 417.600 Euro you also can get a tuned
version from Brabus
the price for this version is unknown. Keep on the great
work and the radom shite !!!
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C. International
wrote:
Subject: Cruise Vids
Hey ORSM, turns out you like cars, well,
if you like cars, you'll love burnouts! This is a Vid from
a year 10 formal cruise (guess who was the most popular
year 11). So you know, this was all filmed in controlled
conditions, and not recommended to be tried on the street.
We had Police, Ambulance and Fire crews on Standby (it just
looks like there suburban streets!
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Vince
wrote:
Subject: Video to put on orsm.net..
Hi, I'm the co-owner of www.euroadmiration.com,
it's a forum for the european car tuner.. I made a video
of my golf VR6 in the streets of Montreal, the track sequence
is not me. hope you love the sound.. euro lovers unite!
please put it on your site!
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Adam
wrote:
Subject: Soooo Funny
This is an actual call-in to one of our
local radio stations, 100.3 The Bear, in Edmonton AB ,Canada.
The start of this was the mention that the "morning
after pill" is now available in Canada OTC instead
of Doc prescribed. Enjoy
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Stealth
wrote:
Subject: Post-Footy Flex
My housemate has this thing above checking
out his Abs in mirrors and windows whenever he has an audience.
When I told him a webcam was filming the room he couldn't
resist the opportunity. I then emailed it to his work and
now you Orsm.
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bop bop
wrote:
Subject: LuZn-iT is losing it
lol, just a stupid video of my mate [LuZn-iT],
trying to be a jackass. who knows. i stole this laptop of
my kid cousin. hot site, keep up the good work.
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Neil Farrell
wrote:
Subject: Hey...more pics as promised
Hey there Orsm fella, (not sure of ya
name), here are some of the pics that i said i would snd
ya. I go out boozing in England quite frequently and so
i thought id send you some pics of my nites out.
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A Woman was out golfing one day
when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to
look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If
you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but
I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever
you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do
realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome
man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The
woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband
the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than
you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine
is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest
woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
with them!
Attention female readers: This is the end of
the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers
ONLY: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than
his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women aren't as clever as they think
they are! Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the
show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading
this it only goes to show you never bloody listen!
A little boy is waiting for his mum to come out
of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets
bored and when his mum comes out, she finds him sliding his hand
up a mannequin's skirt.
"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts.
"Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The
little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars
he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows
up thinking all women have teeth between their legs. Wen he's 16,
he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents are out of
town, she invites him over for a little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the
sofa, she says: "You know, you could go a little further if
you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well,
why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing
to her crotch. "Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth
down there." "Don't be ridiculous," she responds,
"there's no teeth there." "Yes there are," he
says, "my mum told me so." "No there aren't,"
she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she
pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No I'm sorry" he says. "My mum already told
me that all women have teeth down there." "Oh for Christ's sake!"
she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her
head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there." The boy
takes a good long look, then replies: "Well, with the condition
of those gums I'm not surprised!"
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VIDEO
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FAG IF...
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard
stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer
with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo.
A cat is like a dog, but gay. It grooms itself constantly but never
scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails,
and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer,
come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about
how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!"
Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby
pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord.
A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters,
crawfish guts, pickled pigsfeet, or breasts. Anything else and you
are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom
or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship.
A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he
pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk,
you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had
strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard
ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never,
ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet
in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors
or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing
out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space
in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names
of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball,
PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what
a "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type
of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel,
forget it--you're hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both
hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk
off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio
station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch
in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films,
mon-frere, vousle Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch
one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching
any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely
to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what
happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.
9. You don't read Orsmnet.
10. Your name is Chris, Tim, Dan or Trev.
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My,
what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red
Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding
Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road
sign. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little
Red Riding
Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you piss off! I'm trying to take a shit!"
After attending the funeral of a Welsh mouse
killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom, three mice, one
from England, one from Scotland and one from Ireland, are sitting
at a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they are.
The English mouse throws down a shot of bourbon,
slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Scottish mouse
and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set
it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth,
bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make
off with the cheese."
The Scottish mouse orders up two shots of tequila,
drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the
bar, turns to the English mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When
I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind
it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can
get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The English mouse and the Scottish mouse then
turn to the Irish mouse. The Irish mouse finishes the beer he has
in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I
don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta get home and fuck the
cat."
I've been making some changes to the site over
the last week to help improve performance. Hopefully you guy's are
seeing faster page load times now. Any feedback on this would be
appreciated.
Well I hate to say it but that's all I'm good
for this week. It's been a labour of love and one that I will surely
tell the grand kids about one day. I shall return next Thursday
with a whole lot more free entertainment in the form of another
fat update.
Until next time be good, stay off the chem's
and don't forget that smuggling drugs is bad! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
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