Well here it is...
finally. Yes, there has been a reason for my lack of updates lately.
For the last 3 or so weeks, and with well over 150 hours of work,
the all new site rebuild has been completed. Every single page of
the site has been rewritten, recoded, and redesigned.
Why did I bother?
Basically I was sick to death of looking at the old layout. It was
so boring, so amateurish, so crap. This whole thing started as a
poorly planned muck-around toy to keep me amused whilst I was sitting
at my computer. Unfortunately, the down side of that was a whole
lot of browser crashing action combined with a shit load of broken
links around the site. The bulk of my time before was spent fixing
my fuck-ups around the place, trying to make it more surfable and
lessen the flow of email
from people asking me why things don't work like they should.
I've spent hours upon hours going through my
archives fixing every single link and
just generally cleaning them up. I've also now added all the chick
galleries into the menu down the left hand side of each page so
all you new people that surf the site can get full value for my
The other major change is the Priceless
section. Each and every Priceless
pic has now been thumbnailed which should keep those of you on a
standard modem connection a lot happier so you can enjoy the biggest
Priceless collection on the
I've also added a Site
Help section that will hopefully assist a few people when they
have problems with videos and various other things. I'll add to
it as I come across problems that people may have.
You should all find that the site will load a
lot faster and generally find heaps to keep you amused for a little
while. I've also incorporated a few cgi scripts around the place
which will hopefully make my life easier and your surfing experience
a bit smoother too.
I'd love some feed back on what you think
of the new design. Whether you love it, hate it or whatever - drop
me an email.
Now for the update...
Boniface comes up to the Zimbabwean border on
his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard
stops him and says, "what's in the bags?"
"It's sand" answered Boniface. The guard says, "we'll
just see! Get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out
and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Boniface overnight
and has the sand analysed at a poorly-funded Beitbridge laboratory,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Boniface, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard
asks, "what have you got in that bag?". "Sand"
says Boniface. The guard does his own thorough examination, as he
cannot send the sand to get analysed because the laboratory has
shut down due to corruption and gross mismanagement. Most of the
equipment has been stolen as well.
So he concludes again, that the bags must contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to Boniface, and Boniface crosses the Border
on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for
Finally, Boniface doesn't show up one day and
the guard bumps into him in a beer hall at a farm recently invaded
by war veterans, just outside Plum tree.
"Uribo, shamwari" says the guard, "I
know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all
I think about... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are
Boniface wraps his lips around his skud and after
taking a huge slurp he says.... "Bicycles."
of the crudest, most vulgar sites on the web -
I Want A New Girl Friend Top 50 -
I get a heaps of email from random people wanting
to be linked. I've said it before that if you want a link then you
have to follow the
I own RandomWrestling.com
and I'm writing to you because I feel I am link worthy. I don't
want to sound like an asshole, but my site to way too good to be
getting the traffic it gets now. I pull in 10,000 unique a month,
which compared to you, is pretty low.
I really think that giving me a kick ass link would be beneficial
to us both. I get some phat hits, and you get the satisfaction of
knowing you helped a retard out.
I've already got you linked on my main page and obviously won't
take you down if you don't link me, because I don't pay those games.
If you do link me in your main section, I'll do a raindance in your
I know the old boys routine about how you can only link top referrers
to be fair, but surely you can make an exception for me. Don't worry
about what the other sites say, we can just lie and say I am a top
referrer. I love it when a plan comes together.
So you're probably thinking either, "How long till the mpeg
30 second porn clip downloads?" Or, "This guy has some
balls and is upfront but can back it up."
My reply is that clip should be about
done by the time you've linked me, and yes, I sure do have balls,
even if I haven't had an erection since the Spice Girls movie.
In all seriousness, you've probably already dismissed my site on
the fact it is about wrestling, and rightly so. The thing is that
we aren't your average wrestling website, we mock, parody, and expose
wrestling for what it is. Crap, but crap me and my writers enjoy.
We've got the content, we're not on some shitty free site. We are
on a speedy server that's just waiting to see what kind of bandwidth
it can take.
I'm not making any money off my site, its just a hobby that I enjoy
and I try hard to see it entertain others. I'm sure you remember
what it was like before you became an online icon. How about giving
me the rub, (not homosexual sex, unless that's what will give me
the link)? The rub as in just being associated with you. It will
make me look big time.
Its not money, fame, or cam sluts
I want, I just want hits. Everyone knows numbers are what count.
I hear that N Sync is reported to have sold 2 million copies of
their CD in its first week. To most, that number is staggering,
but to me, it signals the end of the N Sync legacy.
Sure, Joey still makes us smile when
he tells about how he USED to be a nerd. Not that being a nerd is
funny, but it's funny that he's 36 years old and singing so he can
get some 14 year old poon. My whole point is this....2 million CD's
may seem like a ton, but when I've preordered 1.73 million of them
through my Columbia House membership (I get the SECOND 500,000 for
only a penny!!!!), it really makes you realize N Sync could only
just outsell a video of Kenny G dry humping a box of Quaker Oats.
The fact that I've spent 20 minutes
of my life trying to suck up to you and show my comedic genius proves
that I hope my link can become a permanent fixture on your site.
Feel free to publish this e-mail if you want to ridicule me, just
be sure to publish my e-mail address. I love hate mail.
So I'm thanking you in advance for the kick ass link you're gonna
give me. Also if you have a sister maybe you could hook me up with
her, I eat out on the first date. [MENTAL NOTE - Never tell a girl's
brother that again.]
If I can ever do anything to help you out, just ask. I'm skilled
in finding mature porn and flyfishing.
Hugs and kisses, or a manly handshake, depending on if you sleep
on your back or front...
btw, LINK www.randomwrestling.com,
we got that retard demographic.
Surely after reading the above email you are
going to surf James' site right? The poor guy, sounds like he's
got some serious problems and needs all the help he can get. So
go on - go surf his site!
Shave The Queen - Amateur
Shut - B0g
Crude joke of the day award goes to this one...
Q: What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and
A: Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Random Shite? Strangely enough,
my Random Shite is proving to be a bit of a crowd pleaser and somehow
is attracting it's own cult following. Weird. You guys like it so
who am I to disappoint?. I'll kick off the festivities with a few
random celebrity Nipple Slips...
Slip - Nip
Slip - Nip
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Slip - Nip
Slip - Nip
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Slip - Nip
A couple went on vacation to a fishing
resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several
hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
Although she wasn't familiar with the
lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance,
anchored, and returned to reading her book.
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He
pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What
are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as
she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area,"
he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing, Can't you see
that?", she said. "Yes, but you have all the equipment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up." replied the sheriff.
"If you do that, I'll have to charge
you with rape," snapped the irate woman.
"But I haven't even touched you,"
groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true," she replied,
"but you do have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows
how to read. It's likely she can also think.
love it. The
Vixen in fine form with my name scrawled across her cam.
Talk about making my day. Feel free to do the same as she
and I'll link you or whatever. And just to prove that I am
a good sport I'll link you even if you have testicles.
I'm still hangin out for some of you fine
women out there to send me some Boob pics of yourself with
'ORSM' written where I
can see it. If you can't do that then how about getting up
to some tricks like this guy did...
Beauty 1 - Sleeping
Beauty 2 - Sleeping
Beauty 3 - Sleeping
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin,
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra, and announced that it has settled on Mycoxafailin. Also
considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Mydixadud,
I haven't posted vids in aaaaaages. I've received
some decent ones lately so I think now would be the time to post
em right? I got a pretty decent response out of the Aria ones that
I posted last time too so there's a couple more of those for you
Nut - Bull
Stack - True
Aria 3 - Intoducing
Aria 4 - Aria
And the shocker of the day [and let's all hope
it's a fake!] I proudly present...
That's it for the time being. I've got a tonne
of new Priceless pics almost ready to be posted so stay tuned for
those. In the mean time dont forget to vote for me on Stiles
Top 50 and on the IWANGF