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Welcome back to Orsm.net
for another fat update packed full of
natural goodness.
I'm happy to announce
that this week sees the return of an old
favourite. What I am talking about is
the Priceless pics. Most of you will recall
that a few months back corporate bully
boys from MasterCard got a little upset
at the parody of their 'Priceless' advertising
campaign claiming copyright violations.
What a crock of shit. Can anyone say parody?
Anyways, they put the squeeze on my host
who basically shat themselves and ordered
me to take the pics down.
Now, with the help of
you guys, the pics are back online - albeit
under a slightly different guise. If MasterCard
wants to claim they own the word 'Priceless'
then unfortunately there's not too much
I can do about that, however I don't think
they own the word 'Prycless'...
Prycless? Same meaning
different spelling. Now if that doesn't
clearly identify that what you will find
on my site is a parody then I have no
idea what will. Click
here to read more on parodies...
I should also take this
oppurtunity to thank all of you who helped
edit the pics. With around 640 of them
needing to be 'fixed' it would have taken
me months to get through them all by myself.
I also received a tonne of legal advice
which was extremely beneficial in figuring
out where I stood and what to do next.
You guys rock.
Anyways, enough babbling
about that for the time being - you
can find the all new Prycless Pics here. |
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While
I think of it I should also let you guys
know that the Korean
soccer supporter pics that I posted last
week weren't exactly all they were
cracked up to be. Basically, if you had
a wank over the chick in the pictures
then you actually had a wank over a guy!
Read
all about it here you sicko. And as
promised you can find ALL of the World
Cup supporter pics in one big gallery
right
here.
ORSM RANDOM
THOUGHT:
*Over it*
Besides all that there's
been very little going on. I bought The
Sopranos series 1 on DVD last week and
spent Sunday trying to get through them
all. Didn't make it - fell asleep with
2 episodes still to watch. That show is
SO addictive. I'll be purchasing series
2 this week hopefully unless someone
is feeling generous and wants to wishlist
it for me - even better. |
I'm pretty much up for some suggestions
of what you guys wanna see more of around the site.
I need some sort of new big project that will help
me whittle away the lonesome hours parked in front
of the computer and what better way to come up with
an idea than to ask you guys right? After all I probably
wouldn't bother with this thing if you guys didn't
keep coming back. Some of the idea's I've had that
spring to mind include:
- Mini music community for up and coming bands
to post a bio and some of their mp3's.
- A Top 50 sites list [although I aren't too keen
on this idea].
- An advice collumn where people write in for advice
on shit.
The list goes on. If you have anything
you think Orsm.net is lacking then drop
me an email and let me know. I was also contemplating
having feature articles written by you guys about
whatever it is you like. If you are wanna do some
writing for the site then let
me know and we'll work shit out.
As always - for those of you
who possess the ability to read...
Soap
Me Up - Deep
Thoughts - Penis
Van Lesbian - Beer
Scooter - Scooby
Doo
Oh yeah... check out the best
Flash site I have ever seen - SamothrakiDanceFestival.com
Have you signed up for the Orsm.net
Newsletter yet? Each and every damn week you receieve
an email from me linking to porn and other bits and
pieces buried deep inside the Pornchive. Quite simple
really. The only catch is that you have to be on the
list to get access to it all so if you are interested
just fill in your details in the little pop-up window
you would have got when you loaded this page.
One day this rich guy was having
a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything;
money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls,
cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also
a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with
crocodiles. So there he was, him and his friends all
standing around drinking, getting high and partying
next to the pool.
The guy gets up on the life guard
tower and all his friends look up. He calls for silence
and says "OK, the first person the swims across
my pool will get all my money."
No one moves. The guy looks over
the crowd, draws on his joint and says "OK, the
first person that swims across my pool gets all my
money and my house."
Still no one moves. "OK then,
the first person the swims across my pool gets all
my money, my house and all my cars and planes."
Still, no one moves, not even an
eye blinks this time. "OK then, all my money,
my house, all my cars, all my planes, all the dope
you can handle, all my property, all my stocks and
bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle;
everything I own."
"Splash!" Someone's in
the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls
over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting
and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the
other side. The rich guy on tower jumps down and runs
over to him.
"That was incredible! I never thought that
I would ever see that done. Do you want the money now or later?"
says the rich guy. "I don't want the money." "Do
you want the house now or later?" "I don't want the house."
"Do you want the cars and planes now or later" "I
don't want the cars or the planes." "Do you want the bonds,
stocks and stuff now or later?" "I don't want that either."
"Do you want the drugs now or later?" "I don't want
the drugs." "Do you want the girls now or later?"
"I don't want the girls."
The rich guy looks at him
and says "Well what the hell do you want?!?!"
"I want the cunt that
pushed me in."
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| I'm pretty close to
having the necessary funds to do the Holly
shoot BUT a little more help is still
required by you guys! If you don't know
what I am on about, Holly [pictured left]
emailed me aaaages ago offering to do
a shoot exclusively for the site. Woohoo...
I'm in the process of
trying to get it all organised so, so
long as I can get the $$$ together we'll
be seeing more Holly on the site.
...
now click the damn links below and go
check out these great sites!
- Fling Babes - |
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Fun with Flash...
You
Cant Spell - Pull-O-Meter
- Nelly
- Kick My Dog
- Chow
Mein - Five
Fingers - Stair
Dismount
There was this parrot that lived
in a monastery and enjoyed cursing. Each time he cursed
the monk would threaten to punish him. One day when
the old monk passed by the parrot screamed, "Fuck
You!"
Angry, the monk grabbed the bird
and shoved him in the freezer for 5 minutes. When
he was released, the tropical bird swore that he would
never do it again.
A couple of days had passed, the
bird couldn't hold it in any longer and started to
curse at a group of monks passing by. Embarrassed
in front of his colleagues, the monk shoved the bird
in the freezer again, this time for an hour. When
he was released, the bird swore that he had really
learned his lesson.
A week later, the monk walked up
to the bird and reminded him of his promise. The monk
said that a high priest was coming for a visit and
the bird ought to be on his best behaviour. The parrot
agreed. But when the parrot saw the high-priest with
a shining bald head, the bird had to make a comment,
"Ha-ha-ha! Look at that bald dickhead! Fuck You!
Fuck You!"
The monk rushed forward and
shoved the animal in the freezer. Three hours later
he was released.
"Well, have you truly
learned your lesson?" asked the monk.
"BBBBBefore IIIIII answer
that, may, may I ask youuuuu something?" responded
the frozen bird.
"Of course." said
the monk.
"WWWhat the fuckin'
HELL did the turkey do to have to stay there for so
long?"
A man takes a day off from work and
decides to go out golfing. He's on the second hole
when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when
he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron".
The man looks round and doesn't see
anyone so he tries again. "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 Iron.
Boom! He hits a birdie. He's shocked!
He says to the frog, "Wow that's
amazing! You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog
replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next
hole. "What do you think, frog?" the man
asks.
"Ribbit. 3 Wood," was the
reply. The guy takes out a 3 Wood and boom! A hole
in one! The man is befuddled and doesn't know what
to say. By the end of the day, the man has golfed
the best game of golf in his life, and asks the frog,
"OK, where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit.
Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the
guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
says, "Ribbit. Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette
table the man asks, "What do you think I should
bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit.
$3000, Black 6."
Now, it's a million-to-one shot that
this will win, but after the golf game, the man figures,
"What the heck?" Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings
and buys the best room in the hotel. He sets the frog
down and says, "Gee, Frog, I don't know how to
repay you. You won me all this money and I am forever
grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit.
Kiss me."
He figures, "Why not?"
After all it did for him, the frog deserves it. In
a flash, the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16
year old girl in the world.
"And that, Your
Honor, is how that girl ended up in my room."
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They're
getting along so well that they decide to go to the
girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off
his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off
his pants and washes his hands. So the girl looks
at him and says: "You must be a dentist!"
The guy all surprised says "Yes,
how did you figure that out?" The girl says "Easy!
You keep washing your hands!"
One thing led to another and
they make love. After they were done, the girl says:
"You must be a GREAT dentist!"
The guy was very surprised, he says
"Yes, I sure am a great dentist - How did you
figure that out??" The girl says "Easy!
I didn't feel a thing!"
A man has three sons and he gives
them each a duck to go and sell. After about 5 hours
the three boys return, and the father asks how they
went.
The first boy says "I
got 20 bucks for my duck" "that's great"
the father replies.
The second boy says "
I got 50 bucks for mine" "that's even better"
says the father.
Then the third boy says "well
I got 100 bucks for mine" and the father says
"fucking hell how did you get that much?"
"Well" replies the boy
"I was walking down the street and I came across
a prostitute and she said that she would give me a
fuck for the duck. When we were done she said I was
so good that she would give me the duck back for another
root. After we were done I was walking down the street
and the duck jumped out of my hands and run onto the
road, and SPLAT it got hit by a truck. The truck driver
stopped and said he was real sorry and gave me 100
bucks for killing the duck. So I got a fuck for a
duck, a duck for a fuck and 100 bucks for a fucked
up duck."
ORSM
VIDEO
An aboriginal walked into the local
unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter
and said "G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied
"Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing
from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for
his daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a
big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the
long hours of this job meals will also be provided
and once a year you will also be required to escort
the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary
package is $200,000 a year."
The aboriginal said "Nah,
you're tellin' me bullshit!!!"
The man behind the counter
said "Well you fuckin' started it!"
A blonde walks into the library.
She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and
screams at the librarian, "This is the worst
book I've ever read. It has no plot and far too many
characters!"
The librarian looks up and
calmly remarks: "Ahh… so you're the one
who took our phone book."
Mail mail mail... there's been so
much email flowing in lately it can probably only
be described as an absolute fuckin shit load. Always
muchly appreciated too so if you've got something
to say then click
here and start your typing.
Daniel
wrote:
Subject: Rats on your site (Rat Pics)
Greets! Hey, you had some
pics of some kids playing with a bunch of rats
on your latest site update. You said you didn't know
what the fuck it was about, so I'll let ya know, though
the truth is just as disgusting as the pictures. There
is a specific Hindu cult in India which believe that
the souls from a local tribe inhabit the rats until
their rebirth. The temple is called Karni Mata and
is located in the Indian state of Rajasthan. Not only
do they praise and worship the rats, they take time
to feed them, and it is considered a sacred and holy
thing to do to let the rats crawl on you, and drink
from their milk. The ground is littered with rat feces
and of course, this gets in the milk too. It's nasty
as hell... Anyhow, need more info, you can check this
link. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/020625/5/n9kj.html
Or just do a search on Google for India Rat Cult.
Tommy
wrote:
Subject: Poor Bastard.
It's pretty bad
showing your hairy naked body to 80,000
people on a cold winters night. It
gets worse still when your shananigans
are broadcast on national TV. It gets
really bad when you cop a $600 fine
for the stunt. It's the final straw
when newspapers publish your photo
and digitally alter it to look like
you have no penis. Poor Bastard. BTW,
whats your real name?
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JIMMIE
HINCHEY wrote:
Subject: <no subject>
This is in response to MPodstupka.
If you dont like the content on this page, let me
tell you how it works. Its just like your fuckin TV,
you dumb shit, change the channel and go somplace
else and stop complaining about what you dont like
because there are plenty of people who have different
opinions than you and like this page and what this
gentleman does. People like you that seem so narrow
minded as to think all of the human race should like
what you do and nothing else makes me want to fuckin
puke, you narrow minded piece of shit. Go fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!
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djT
wrote:
Subject: www.savekaryn.com - what a load
of shite.
Hi There, I
saw the save karyn site and agreed that
it was a load of shite. If she were not
female, i would be inclined to refer to
her as a wanker. check out this better
site: www.dontsavekaryn.com.
I attatched a picture of my ex-girlfriends
tits as well. Its a bit wobbly cos my
other hand was not on the camera ;o) |
David Fishlock
wrote:
Subject: porn lotsa porn
how about some pics of some girl
next door types? and how about some burnout Vids of
ur fav cars. anyways i got busted on the weekend and
after the union match went driving my car to get food.
After having a coupla tooheys extra dry.and being
wet decided to slide around corners. and after sliding
round the corner into the southlakes hungry jacks
carpark and again into teh drive thru. i finished
given my order and was lectured by a off duty piggy.
as i was nearly drunk all i could think off was fuk
and when he said wat if u hit my kids. i thought mate
ur a great parents if your kids are out walking the
streets on a night like this.
Haha been there done
that. I seem to remember being drunk off my tits at
Cam's
21st a few years back and getting yelled at by an
off duty cop for doing some 'circle work' in the gravel
car park at Hillary's Yatch Club. Whoops...
Serge
Cooreman wrote:
Subject: boobs
she wouldn't let
me write your name on them this time!
remember I was 1 of the first ones
to post this kind of mail. take care
Mr Orsm
The originals that
Serge is referring to are here
and here.
Nothing beats getting boobies in the
email. Nothing. Make my day and submit
yours here!
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Daniel Rowley
wrote:
Subject: orsm.............my otha!
Dear Mr Orsm, I stumbled arcross
you website around 9 months ago (fucked if I really
know when) and found it one of the greatest sites
I've ever visited. On the odd Friday and Saturday
night's the boys will be in for a few drinks before
we hit the town. They'll asked if I've recieved any
fucked up emails that are worth a look. I too have
been suffering for a seroius lack of quality email
lately. It's always good to know that I have the orsm
'Trump Card' up my sleave to impress the masses when
I'm cought in a jam. I totally understand how you
feel being naged and abused for lack of updates. If
I show these guys a repeat of old material they can
turn real ugly real fast. Then, to them, I'm no longer
they guy with the coolest or most fucked up emails,downloads
or pic's going round. You've helped me maintain that
tital. So thanks for the fresh outlooks, thanks for
the free porn, thanks for random shit and thanks for
Priceless when you had it running. Fuck em' champ
(Mastercard). The simple problem with this bunch of
Advertising exec's is that they let a half assed advertising
idea hit the market. You've come along and shown the
world how truely wonderfull it can be and they look
like dicknoses. If I was running the show over there
I'd try to get you offering mastercard from your site
with orsm logo's, like those gay rugby league cards
they do now, cut you a commision on each one. You'd
have Holly there in no time???? That most likely the
same reason why I'm not running the show and uhmmmmmm
never will be. Hats of to you tiger. Keep it coming
and we'll keep reading. Dan.
Worth-A-Surf
is with out a doubt these fine sites...
This
Is True - Wonder
Girl - Spaff
- Blind
Fly - Site
73 - Skinny
Pimp - Silver
Fusion - Extra
Mask
Bob
From Accounting - Mental
Ernie - Porn
Pointer - Sleepathon
- Bitch
Wresting - Big
Ghey Site - Bond
& Birds
Webmasters: if you want your site
linked then check this.
Also if you have an 88x31 pixel button then drop me
an email with the button attached and your website
url and i'll add your site to the rotation thingy.
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I can't quite figure out what
the fuck it is that's going on here...
A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest,
along with three boy scouts are in a plane that is
going to crash. Well, there are only three parachutes
total. The doctor says, "Let the kids have 'em.
The lawyer replies, "Fuck
the kids." The Priest says, "Do we have
time?"
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I think this
brings a whole new light to fuckin someone to death...
Edna and Bill were two residents
of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love
affair. They were both 96 years old, and wheelchair
bound. Every night, they would meet in the TV room.
Edna would passively hold Bill's penis and they would
watch TV for an hour or so. It wasn't much, but it
was all they had.
One night Bill didn't show up. He
didn't show up for the next two nights either. Edna
assumed he was dead, but then she saw him happily
wheeling about the grounds.
She confronted him and said
"Where were you these past couple of nights?"
He replied "If you must
know, I was with another woman".
"Bastard!" she cried.
"What were you doing?"
"We do the exact same
thing that you and I do," he answered.
"Is she prettier or younger
than I am?" she asked. "Nope; she looks
the same, and she is 98 years old," Bill replied.
"Well then, what does
she have that I don't?" Edna asked.
Bill smiled slyly and said
"Parkinson's disease!"
A man with a bad stomach complaint
goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can
do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious
but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories
inserted deep up the back passage.
The man agrees, and so the doctor
warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and
shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then
hands him the second dose and tells him to do the
same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and
KY-Jelly or something. So, the man goes home and later
that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted,
but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain
the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and
tells her what to do.
The wife nods, puts one hand on his
shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the
medicine home. Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?"
asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the
man, "but I just realised that when the doctor
did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders
This guy decides he's going to play
a little joke on his wife one day. As she steps out
of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts and says
"If you firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have
to keep using your bra." He laughs and laughs.
The next morning, he again catches
her as she finishes her shower and grabs her ass and
says "If you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn't
have to keep using your girdle." Again he laughs
and laughs, while his wife plots her revenge.
The next morning as he steps out of the shower,
his wife grabbed his penis and says, "If you firmed THIS up
a bit, I wouldn't have to keep using your brother."
| THE 27 TOP THINGS
YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK
1. I can see your
point, but I still think you're full of
shit.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision.
I just don't give a fuck.
3. How about "never"? Is "never"
good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't
understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special
time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited
us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust
of strangers.
8. I'm already visualising the duct tape
over your mouth.
9. The fact that no one understands you
doesn't mean you're an artist.
10. Someday, we'll look back on this,
laugh nervously and change the subject.
11. I will always cherish the initial
misconceptions I had about you.
12. I don't know what your problem is,
but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
13. Any connection between your reality
and mine is purely coincidental.
14. I like you. You remind me of when
I was young and stupid.
15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and
challenged by your unique point of view.
18. It's a thankless job, but I've got
a lot of Karma to burn off.
19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my
duties are largely ceremonial.
20. No, my powers can only be used for
good.
21. I'm really easy to get along with
once people learn to worship me.
22. You sound reasonable......time to
up my medication.
23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try
being smarter.
24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free
to leave a message.
25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
26. Who me? I just wander from room to
room.
27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this
job without my toys! |
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The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor
of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town.
One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened
to notice a female member of his congregation sitting
in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought
this was sinful and not something a member of his
congregation should do, so he walked through the open
door of the bar and sat down next to the woman.
"Mrs. Fitzgerald," the
reverend said sternly. "This is no place for
a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me
take you home?" "Shure," she said with
a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from
the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend
realized that she had had too much to drink and he
grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did,
they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.
After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend
wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt
hiked up to her waist.
The bartender looked over
the bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won't
have any of that carrying on in this bar."
The reverend looked up at
the bartender and said, "But you don't understand,
I'm Pastor Fuzz."
The bartender nodded,
"Well, heck, if you’re that far along
you might as well finish the job."
So I went to the store the other
day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when
I came out there was a goddamn parking officer writing
a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come
on mate, how about giving a bloke a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing
the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having bald tyres!! So I called him a horse fucker.
He finished the second ticket
and put it on the car with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes;
the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a fuck - my car was parked around the
corner...
10 THINGS YOU'LL WISH YOU DIDN'T
KNOW
1. During an hours swimming
at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into
indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles
etc.)
3. An average person’s yearly fast food intake
will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while
you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who
have recently masturbated and failed to wash their
hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the
contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100
chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples'
anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you
a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their
faeces.
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A little boy was taking a shower
with his mother and he looks between her legs and
asks, "Mommy, what's that?" "Well honey",
she replied, "that's where God touched me with
a Golden Axe." The little boy then said, "OUCH!!!
Smacked right in the cunt with a Golden Axe! Didn't
that hurt?"
It's the day after Christmas
and two kids are comparing notes about what they'd
gotten.
The first kid says "What'd you
get?" The second kid replies, "Man, I made
out! I got Power Rangers stuff, Nintendo, a new bike,
a Walkie-Talkie set, a stereo, and a whole lot more!
What'd you get?" "Ah, I just got a baseball
glove and bat," says the first kid. "Wow,
that's pretty rough," says the second kid. The
first kid says, "Yeah, well I'm not dying of
cancer."
Bob goes into the public restroom
and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The
guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care
of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch
is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave
when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind
soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip
my zipper?" Bob says, "OK." Then the
man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds
of mould and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes,
moles, scabs, scars, and wreaks something awful. Then
the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points
for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips
it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks,
man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem,
but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out
of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't
touching it."
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On that note - I'm outta here.
Make sure you tune back in soon for more of the same
and even a bit of the different...!!
In the mean time be good,
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