Tennis great Anna Kournikova
has been marked for death by a crazed and furious Elizabeth
Hurley fan. The threat, apparently by a member of the extreme
right-wing racist group Combat 18, is due to Kournikova referring
to Hurley as "ugly" in a recent interview.
Tennis great Anna Kournikova has been marked
for death by a crazed and furious Elizabeth Hurley fan. The
threat, apparently by a member of the extreme right-wing racist
group Combat 18, is due to Kournikova referring to Hurley
as "ugly" in a recent interview.
The threat has sent chills through the
international tennis community, which is still recovering
from the shocking 1993 knife attack on Monica Seles during
a tournament in Germany.
Combat 18 is a violent neo-Nazi group formed
in 1992 by hard-core members of the British National Party.
The group takes its name from Adolf Hitler's initials - the
first and eighth letters of the alphabet.
I'd like to know
what the world would do with out her!? How would we get by
if we couldn't see her jubblies bouncing around on the tennis
court every now and then!? I can say for sure that there will
be more mourning than when Princess
Di was killed.
This years Aussie
Slang Dictionary has been released. All the new additions can be
found right about here....
I'm outta here. Enjoy. Mr Orsm.
that Funyon.com [the people that were hosting all of my files] has
been shut down for good. Slightly annoying because until I find
another option, the vids and mp3's will be down.
ANYONE WHO CAN DONATE WEB
SPACE PLEASE EMAIL ME AS
SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Proper hosting costs an absolute shit load for
how much traffic my site does. [You people chew down 120-140 gigs
Aside from that the entire Priceless
collection is and will remain intact and my useless updates on this
page as well as anything interesting I can find to add will continue.
Another mini Priceless
update has been done. Only 3 new pics but better than a kick in
the sweaty nuts I think.
Vibes On A Summers Day was on Sunday. I spent
most of the day with a severe case of hay-fever and suffered badly
but still loved it. Last time I went was 2 years ago [it's an annual
event]. We estimated that there was somewhere between 4000-6000
people there this year. There were 4 areas... the Amphitheatre,
the Drum n Bass Tent, the House tent and a Hip-Hop tent that I didn't
go near coz the people looked like freaky-fucks. Saint Germaine
played live in the Amphitheatre at about 8pm and they pretty much
went off. MJ Cole played in the house tent which was unreal especially
if you are a UK
Garage fan. All in all it was sensational because there was
absolutely NO agro from anyone and the amount of scantilly-clad
women was obscene... everywhere you looked - Jubblies... Chicks
in bikini's. I'll try and find someone who took pictures and scan
em in so I can post em.
Anyone into sword-fighting? Check this
Anyways... I'm off. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
Happy Birthday Trev.
Anyways, Friday was Australia Day. Total
crap. Everyone heads into the city to watch half an hour of
fireworks and then spends the next hours or 2 stuck in traffic trying
to get home. This
dude took a whole shit load of photo's of the event. The only
good bit was the Jumbo Jet doing low level passes before the whole
thing kicked-off. I'm watching it from my house next year.
Anyone running pirate software on your computer?
You may wanna check out this
page. Interesting shit.
For all the computer nerds out there [like myself!]
article was worth the read. Am looking forward to this sort
of thing. On the other hand, I upgraded my machine to 384megs of
RAM yesterday so it is fast enough for the moment.
SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE
- You just tried to enter your password
on the microwave.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of three.
- You call your son's beeper to let him
know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's
- Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies
via her web site.
- You chat several times a day with a
stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next
door neighbour yet this year.
- You check the ingredients on a can
of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
- You check your blow-dryer to see if
it's Y2K compliant.
- Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail
inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she
can create a screen saver.
- You pull up in your own driveway and
use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.Every commercial
on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
- You buy a computer and a week later
it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
- The concept of using real money, instead
of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
- Cleaning up the dining room means getting
the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- Your reason for not staying in touch
with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
- You consider second-day air delivery
- Your dining room table is now your
flat filing cabinet.
- Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored
- You hear most of your jokes via e-mail
instead of in person.
- You get an extra phone line so you
can get phone calls.
- You turn off your Modem and get this
awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You get up in morning and go online
before getting your coffee.
- You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom
and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
- You start tilting your head sideways
to smile. :)
- You're reading this.
- Even worse, you're going to forward
I wont bother trying to do any sort of proper
update due to excessive alocohol consuption that has taken place
over the last few hours. I'll leave it until Monday I think. Vibes
On A Summer's Day Tomorow. Woohoo! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
today is Australia Day. It's basically a day off from work where
everyone sit's around drinking all day and then at some stage in
the afternoon, wanders off into the city and watch the fireworks
show over the Swan River. So very
very very boring.
I forgot to mention on my last update that I
added a few new Priceless pics. These one's are a bit better than
some of the last few that I have posted. Ah well - if you don't
like em dont look at em I guess. You can find the new ones right
about here somewhere.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all
In the mail...
Hi some pics from our Christmas party. (the guy
is french and drank vodka)
Pic - Party
Pic - Party
Talk about ya Techni-colour
me. I mean, it's a well known scientific fact that when
you spew you have a 98% chance of bringing up carrot's or
carrot chunks or even carrot puréé, but this
What the fuck was in the Vodka the poor bastard was drinking
anyways? It look's like someone has 'spiked' it with glowstick
juice. He looks absolutely terrified. I'd really like to know
what happened to him after the spew? The problem with getting
that drunk and reacting like that is going to make you paranoid
for a long time about drinking.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake-up with
This is a list I would love people to add to.
Email me with some suggestions.
You know you're trailer trash when....
1) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more
teeth than you do.
2) You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front
of her kids.
3) You've been married
3 times & still have the same in-laws.
4) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
5) You wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
6) You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen,
start your engines."
7) You lit a match in the bathroom & your house exploded right
off its wheels.
8) Your front porch collapses & kills more than 5 dogs.
9) You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
10) You need 1 more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
11) You use toilet paper as your tampons.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Am I still boring you? Hmmm.... now let me see
here.... can I interest you in some sort of a fine naked woman?
Gabrielle Richens good enough? Check her out...
Gabrielle 1 - Gabrielle
2 - Gabrielle 3 - Gabrielle
4 - Gabrielle 5
And that's me done for another day. I've started
uploading more mp3's so when I have another 15 or 20 of them I'll
update the Downloads Page so you people can get them. Go do
something constructive. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! My ADSL is
down. The whole country is fucking down. I've had to switch back
to my dial-up account and I am just starting to remember how crap
it is/was. Kill me please. Mr. Orsm.
is it with you people? You are absolutely trashing the server that
my files are hosted on. I feel bad for the owner. I have my finger's
crossed that I don't get the boot from it otherwise I have no idea
what I am going to do then.
"Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French
Kiss, but given down under."
The fone rings at my place this afternoon...
Whench: Hi. My name is Stephanie -
I'm conducting a survey for a proffesional marketing company in
East Perth. May I talk to someone in the house who owns and drives
a car please?
Orsm: I'm a little bit busy at the moment. Perhaps
you can give me YOUR fone number and I can call and bug you at home?
Whench: I can either call you back later Sir, or the
telephone number here is 9336...
Orsm: NO NO... you don't understand. I said I
am busy at the moment and I would like YOUR home telephone number
so I can call you and give you the shits when you are at home not
wanting to be disturbed.
Whench: What would you want to do that for?
Orsm: Because these stupid things and people
like yourself give me the shits.
Whench: Errr... okay... I am very sorry for wasting
your time, Sir. Good bye.
Yeah, I know that Seinfeld did it first but I
have been waiting years to do that to someone...
For some reason it reminded me of a cyber that
some little girl tried to have with me on Napster
last year. I was in tears from laughing so bloody hard by the end
of it... You can read
the transcript here. Anyone with any similar experiences should
send them to me ASAP.
"He was just a pigment of our
<--- Snipped from Usenet
Apparently one of the first bits of music to
be copyrighted was a hymn that the Catholic Church locked down because
it was too holy to be played by anyone.
Mozart heard it some 150 years later being played
by the church (at it's annual recital) and remembered the entire
peice, wrote it down and played it later himself (in another country)....
therefore is Mozart not as bad as any other Napster
<--- End Snip --->
"Cole's Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage"
It's becoming obvious that the lovely Aria [that
has been featured many times on this site] is known and loved far
and wide, by all and sundry perhaps.... on the following links you
will find heaps more pics of her...
Link 01 - Aria
Link 02 - Aria
Anyways.... that's it from me for the rest of
today. Stay out of trouble, people! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
Mr. Orsm on how to wear a bikini
and look sexy...
RIGHT Way - The
Vibes On A Summer's Day is coming up this weekend.
It's set out in the middle of nowhere in an amphitheatre. It starts
at around lunch time and finishes around mid nite. Featured act's
include MJ Cole, Supreme Beings of Leisure and Saint Germaine. All
of them personal favourites 'o mine. Last time I went was 2 years
ago. I ended up with sun-stroke
because it was so fuckin hot and I sat in the sun ALL day. Still
worth it I think... if you are in Perth then check it out.
I meat this girl on the internet she's from Montreal
Canada, she said I can show the pixs to all my friends,
1 - Tammy
2 - Tammy
3 - Tammy
4 - Tammy
6 - Tammy
7 - Tammy
8 - Tammy
Aint Tammy a little hotty eh!? It's refreshing
to see that it is possible to find a girl out there who is willing
to strip and have the whole internet see her warez. Any other chicks
interested in doing the same? Send me your pics!
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill
said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never
to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never
looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity
got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In
the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the
bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious
as to why. That evening they were out for a special dinner.
After dinner Hillary could no longer contain
her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For
all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box
under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I
gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess
after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I
was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the
bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer,
Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation
does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering
the years." They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So
why do you have all that money in the box?" Bill answered sheepishly,
"Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them
to the recycling centre and redeemed them for cash".
I found some pics of my first computer the other
day... geez things have changed haven't they?
First Mouse - My
Sometimes I lay in bed at night and stare at
the stars for hours.... then i wonder...... what the hell happened
to my roof.
Random Shite anyone? I got heaps of it...
1 - Shite
2 - Shite
3 - Shite
4 - Shite
5 - Shite
6 - Shite
Anyways... I'm bored and I'm outta here. Enjoy.
I can't tell
for sure but as far as i know, my site was down for the best
part of Friday... or should I say up and down up and down...
I shouldn't complain really - it costs me AUD$10 a month for
hosting and I do a SHIT LOAD of traffic. Apologies to anyone
who came here and got an 'Object Not Found' message. Embarassing
to say the least.
To try and make amen's I have delved deep
into the archives and pulled out some Britney Spears Pics.
The thing about Britney, is that no matter
how ridiculously commercial, boring, uninspiring, kiddie-ish,
or just generally crap her music is - she has one of the best
set's of 'Jubblies' around... Not only for her age, but also
compared to all the other little pop-star wenches out there.
I honestly hope we have to suffer her Boobies
for many years to come. Check out the pics below. The first
ones are all real ones...
1 - Britney
2 - Britney
3 - Britney
4 - Britney
5 - Britney
7 - Britney
8 - Britney
9 - Britney
10 - Britney
11 - Britney
... and these ones are [obviously] the
13 - Britney
14 - Britney
15 - Britney
16 - Britney
18 - Britney
19 - Britney
20 - Britney
Did anyone actually figure out the answer to
the 'Problem' involving transporting the members of U2 that from
yesterday's update? Did anyone even try? Even bother? Does anyone
give two fucks? I know I certainly didn't. Here's
A friend sent me this however I am pretty sure
it is a crock of shit. I was thinking urban
legend of some description but couldn't find it anywhere.
Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work
out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting
dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling
George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed
as a proofreader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack
in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly
passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning
when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the
His boss Elliot Wachiaski said: "George
was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at
night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position
all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in
his work and kept much to himself."
A post mortem examination revealed that he had
been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically,
George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he
You think that they would have smelt the old
bastard rotting away or atleast wondered why he hadn't been getting
his work done. Was he always this lazy? Either all of his co-workers
fucks or he was 'that guy' in the office who everyone hates
and no one talked to.
Whoops.... I almost forgot the Britney Vids...
WARNING: SAFETY GLASSES MUST BE WORN WHILST VIEWING THESE CLIPS.
There is a potential risk that a protruding Brit-Nip will take an
eye out. How does she get em to do that!? Geez... Like I said before
- Great Jubblies.
Vid 1 - Britney
Vid 2 - Britney
Still bored? Got nothing
better to do? Take some affirmative
action! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
say that I am honestly feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. For some
reason last nite, my site was down for a few hours. I logged into
my webspace and all of my files were still there but nothing was
working. Why am I feeling all warm and fuzzy inside? Because when
I got out of bed this morning/afternoon, there was a whole stack
of emails from people asking me where my site had gone and asking
when and if I would be back. I still have no idea what the hell
happened and I still haven't recieved any sort of reply from the
place my site is hosted. Annoying. Oh well...
I've stumbled across some wicked vids. It's Kylie
Minogue and Geri Halliwell. I just wish they were longer.
& Geri 1 - Kylie
& Geri 2
Anyone up for a good brain-tease? Check this
U2 has a concert that starts in 17 minutes and
they must all cross a bridge to get there. All four men begin on
the same side of the bridge. You must help them cross to the other
side. It is night and there is ONLY one flashlight. A maximum of
two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses (either
1 or 2 people) must have the flashlight with them.
The flashlight must be walked back and forth,
it cannot be thrown, rolled, transported, teleported etc etc ...
across the bridge. Each band member walks at a different speed and
a PAIR of men walking across the bridge will travel at the speed
of the slowest member of it's party.
Bono: 1 minutes to cross.
The Edge: 2 minutes to cross.
Adam: 5 minutes to cross
Larry: 10 minutes to cross.
Example. If Bono and Larry walk across first,
10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge.
If Larry then returns with the flashlight, 20 minutes has elapsed
and you've failed your mission.
I'll post the answer next time I update. Good
Anyways... Have a tall naked brunette.... she
Brunette - Brunette - Brunette - Brunette - Brunette - Brunette - Brunette - Brunette - Brunette
I'm outta here. Be good. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
of you will NOT know, most of the files for my site are hosted by
a very generous individual who goes by the name of Mike from Funyon.com.
I've had all of my mp3 and movie files on his server for just over
a month now and I am accounting for approximately 80% of all his
traffic with around 45,000 files downloaded in that time. The problem
is that you, the viewing public, the public that craves entertainment,
is costing poor Mike a fortune! From now on, every time you download
a file that is sitting on Funyon, it will open into a new window.
The window that opens SHOULD display an advertisement of some description,
so all I ask is that you click on his ad's! By doing this you are
helping to make sure that Mike doesnt go broke and MY site stays
Anyways... Check out my list of Ineffective Daily
Affirmations. Living your life by these rules will probably just
fuck it up - but you can try...
- As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with
my Inner Sociopath.
- I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring
levels of suspicion and paranoia.
- I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones
that are someone else's fault.
- I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless,
ofcourse, I want to stay employed.
- In some cultures, what I dowould be consider normal.
- Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control
- My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.
- I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts
- I honour my personality flaws, for without them I would have
no personality at all.
- Joan of Arc heard voices too.
- I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious,
self-righteous people around me.
- I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper
- As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they
reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
- When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit.
But not nearly as gratifying.
- The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second,
to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy
me nice things.
- All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid,
and disgusting parts.
- I am at one with my duality.
- Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
- I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.
- Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself
with imaginary fears.
- I honour and express all facets of my being, regardless of state
and local laws.
- Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there
are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
- False hope is better than no hope at all.
- A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
- Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching
TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.
- Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute...I'll
- Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend
it worrying about the future?
- The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy
- I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
- Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next
step- blaming my parents.
- To understand all is to fear all.
- I will find humour in my everyday life by looking for people
I can laugh at.
- The next time the universe knocks on my door, I will pretend
I am not home.
- To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look
like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
- I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing
to learn from them.
- Mr Orsm is the coolest.
I've just added 23 new Mp3's to the download's
page. There is some wicked shit there too. The new Paul Van Dyk
- We Are Alive is the one that I LOVE at the moment. Kick's ass!
If anyone finds any links not working can you please email
me so I can fix them.
Look's like it is bed time for me. I'm rooted.
I'll leave you guys with a couple more Aria pics that I had emailed
to me. Fuck she is nice.
Aria 1 - Aria
2 - Aria 3 - Aria
Anyone got anything good to email
me? Send it NOW! Dont
forget to go and write something intelligent here
so we can all have a laugh or take the piss out of you. Enjoy. Mr.
Okay... now I got completely confused for a couple
of hours after a friend sent me this fucken thing...
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten
kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?
It was quite clear that the answer was going
to be as obvious as fuck but I still couldnt figure it out. I did
a web search and guess what - it WAS obvious... SO fucking obvious....
Obvious that I am stupider than I originally thought...
Have come accross a couple of interesting bits
of news in the last few days...
News - News
Also got this from a mate...
A few red blooded Aussie boys went to the Brisbane
test to watch Australia Vs West Indies a couple of months ago. They
decided that it would be too good a game to waste lining up in queues
for food and drinks, so they contacted a local escort agency and
hired a beer wench for the day (4 hours @ $50/hour).
The request was for a girl with big tits to come
to the cricket in skimpy gear, and be on call to go fetch food or
drink as required during the days play. Go Australia.
Cricket Wench 1 - Australian
Cricket Wench 2
Anyways, I'm officially nominating the people
in these vids as complete and utter freaks of nature. They are just
all bad... except for the chick in the third vid - She's talented.
1 - Freak
2 - Freak
3 - Freak
4 - Freak
as fuck? Check out these sites:
Productions - Never
Ride - Limpy
Chimp - God
Tired as fuck? Me too. I'm off to bed. There's
a whole shit load of Mp3's just finished uploading so tomorow or
the next day you will be able to download them right here! Got some
wicked shit there too! Requests go here.
Enjoy. Mr Orsm.
a hard life being a Penis. I've got a head with no brain, an eye
that's blind, 2 of my neighbours are nuts, the other is an asshole
and my best friend is a cunt"
I thought that everyone may enjoy a tribute to
Snow White... or is it Cinderella... I'll be fuct if i know to be
honest. Oh well, enjoy the pics.
Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White
Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White - Snow White
... not forgetting ofcourse - the vids. This
is what I think shaould have actually happened in the fairytale.
Would have been a whole lot more
White Vid 1 - Snow
White Vid 2
vid is something I think everyone should see. Guy's will love
it and girls should learn from it. Absolutely sensational I tell
Had dinner at my local chinese restaurant
last nite. Check out the weird menu:
- Chu Sum Twat
- Suc Mi Pork
- Lic My Clit
- Tung Sum Chic
- Goo In Hand
- Fuc Sum Now
- Gulp Sum Kum
- Cho Kon It
I got sent this
little thingy yesterday. Very funny stuff.
Apparently by a guy called Wes Borg. Never heard of him before but
you can find more like it right about here.
Definitely worth the download in my opinion. Also recieved this
mp3 aswell. It's Darth Vader getting a
blow-job. Quite well done.
That' it for
the time being. I'm already working on tomorow's update so make
sure you check
back soon. I've got some pretty cool shit just waiting to be
seen. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
to those [and I know there are atleast a few of ya's!] that check
my site reguarly, I apologise for the lack of updates lately. A
combination of being too tired, too lazy or not interested. Allow
me to try and compensate with some sick/disgusting vids...
Washer - Double
Want more vids? I added a few new ones to this
page. They're pretty good too. I also spent a few hours filling
some requests for music that I have had. There's 18 new toons on
the Mp3 Downloads Page.
Some important questions to ask an alien
before having sex:
- Are you carrying any diseases which
might be communicable to humans?
- Have you had sex with any high-risk
partners in the past six months?
- Which one is your mouth?
Got an email from Derek
at HIV Corp.
He was rambling something about there being a new type of Vaseline.
Cucumber based apparently. Not too sure what the fuck to make of
it so if anyone else does then can you please let me know. Anyways,
prolly worth checking out his
site for more fucked up comments like that one.
RULES FOR LIFE
- Do not walk behind me, for I may not
lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
- There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
- Sex is like air. It's not important
unless you aren't getting any.
- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't
be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- No one is listening until you fart.
- Always remember you're unique. Just
like everyone else.
- Never test the depth of the water with
- It may be that your sole purpose in
life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help.
- If you think nobody cares if you're
alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Before you criticize someone, you should
walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them,
you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving
is not for you.
- Experience is something you don't get
until just after you need it.
- If you lend someone $20, and never
see that person again, it was probably worth it.
- Don't squat with your spurs on.
- If you tell the truth, you don't have
to remember anything.
- If you drink, don't park; accidents
- Some days you are the bug, some days
you are the windshield.
- Don't worry, it only seems kinky the
- Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes of bad judgment.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Timing has an awful lot to do with
the outcome of a rain dance.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
Then things get worse.
I know I have been promising MORE Aria pics and
I think it's about time that I share them with the world. I actually
think she looks better in the first series. More classy.
Aria - Aria
- Aria - Aria
- Aria - Aria
- Aria - Aria
- Aria - Aria
- Aria - Aria
- Aria - Aria
Well I am completely rooted. I think I am coming
down with some sort of virus or something too. Definitely time for
bed to be slept in. By the way - very large thanks to all who are
voting for me on Stile
Project Top 50. It makes a huge difference to my site everytime
so go and vote!!!
Enjoy. Mr Orsm.
been a long time coming but I am finally starting to recover from
New Years celebrations. The whole thing was spread over about 3
[fucking] days. Next year will be a whole lot different I swear.
I may just stay at home and do an update or something. It would
definitely work out a whole lot cheaper. Getting drunk can be done
on any nite I want and because it's a normal weekend, atleast someone
would be driving and I wouldn't have to waste cash on taxi's, which
for some silly reason carried a $2 surcharge on the nite. It's not
as if those guys do too much anyways. My NY's resoloution - don't
go out for it next year. It hit's 12 o'clock and every idiot cheers,
hugs and kisses. BIG DEAL.
Call me negative. I just think that all the over-hype
bull shit from y2k killed it for everyone this year. Everyone finally
realised that when you expect too much, more often than not, you
I'll quite the whinging for the moment...
Anyone who knows their dance music should know
of the Freestylers. I met one of em on Monday nite...
Orsm: So what did you do for New Years mate?
You go to Science Fiction [NYE Rave]?
Freestyler: Yep. I Dj'd there.
Orsm: No shit!? Please explain.
Freestyler: I'm in the Freestylers.
Orsm: Really? I know you guys - I've downloaded heaps of your stuff
Freestyler: Errrr.... yeah...
I was quite impressed with myself.
It's pretty obvious that I haven't done an update
for a while and funnily enough, the last 24 hours has been the busiest
my site has seen ever. I am a slack bastard I know. Tomorow there
shall be an update of great proportions. It shall contain all sorts
of goodies. Vids... Music... Pics... Porn... and whatever else I
can think of. Even the long awaited Aria pics that I recieved from
Sites to see: Lame
King - New
Girl Friend - Break
Beats - Strange
Days - This
Anyways... Bed time for me. Heading down south
for the day tomorow I think. Enjoy. Mr Orsm.