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March 2001...
orsmupdate 2001.03.28-17.35

I've been promising a decent update for a while now so here it is. Why has it taken so long? Because I TRY and have a life AND school has been busy as fuck AND I have also been trying to get the Mp3's back online properly [but that will have to wait for the time being].

Thanks to all of the concerned campers who have emailed me every single day asking where the hell my update is. Make's me feel all warm inside I swear. Anyways - I've spent frickin aaaages making and adding new Priceless pics. About 50 of them in total I think which now takes me to just under 200 Priceless Pics. As far as I can tell it's the biggest collection on the web but according to some people I'm just a rip-off or something.

They start somewhere on this page. Some pretty good ones if I do say so.

Anyways... let the update begin...

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner Dura-Cell concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone had installed Mr. Bunny's batteries backwards; and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

On to some reader e-mail... Some good ones this week.

Scott Williams wrote:

I don't know who the fuck you are... actually, I don't really give a shit, but, I do not appreciate you manipulating my computer to go to your shitty ass web page when I try to go to my home page.

Why don't you mind your own fucking business and stop fucking with people. Keep it up and you WILL get fucked up!! You are not hard to find asshole!

What a fuckin dickhead. I have absolutely NO idea what the fuck he is on about at all even slightly and even a bit less that that. Wanna fuck me up? Be my guest at having your best shot, Shit-lips... but don't forget - anything [someone as fuckin stupid as] you can do, I can do better.

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Kevin wrote:

Dear Mr Orsm: Great site. Leave it to an Aussie to have the funniest site on the web.

Thanks... we aim to please.

Is it true that everyone in Australia descends from murderers and rapists?

Ummm... how the hell did you work that one out? What is it that the rest of the world thinks of us Aussies? Do we really come across that badly? Just because the Brits used to send convicts here [roughly 213 years ago] to colonise, doesn't make us bad people... does it???

If anyone is making anyone look bad it's those idiots on Survivor. It makes Americans look bad. [No offence to most of you by the way]. The thing that gets me is that every time one of em suggests something, whether it be a good thing, a bad thing or whatever - one of the other fuck-sticks pipes up with "yeah - I was already thinking about that before". As in they had the idea four fucking days before anyone else possibly did. What possible psychological advantage can tribe 'Kucha' lose to 'Ogakor' by saying "yes it is" or "good idea, mate!" I don't understand. That scripted shit is really starting to get tiresome... except for the part when the guy fell in the fire a few weeks ago. That was Priceless. Look's like he was actually the was the first one to think of that.

Does that make your family reunions dangerous?

Only went good old Aunt Sally gets through her third or fourth bottle of Gin and starts smashing plates and cups against the wall. Somehow turns into an all in brawl. I usually wait until it is almost all over and start kicking bleeding relatives in the ribs after they have been knocked unconscious. Unfortunately for me, last year my plan didn't work - Sally started throwing onions and pickles at me for no apparent reason and everyone just sort of joined in. I've been walking funny ever since.

Just wondering.
Kevin from Canada

I hope I answered your questions Kevin from Canada.

And finally this one that arrived yesterday which has me absolutely fuckin bamboozled. Never have I come across someone who appears to be more on drugs than this guy...

Harry Charchuk wrote:

Hello to you............. I hope I am in the right department. I have an account with you but I have a problem.

I switched to cable from my old server and have a new address and user name. I am a paid customer and can't get any of your good stuff as a result. I would like to be able to receive the goodies if at all possible.

My old address was harryc@axion.net
My user name was harryc. I have forgotten my password.

My new address is harry.ch@home.com
My new user name is harry.ch

So if you could, please get me on line to receive your wonderful goodies.. It is the BEST IN THE WORLD..................

I trust you will look at this matter and am awaiting your reply..............

Gotta love reader mail. Send me some right over here.


While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent."I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds ,"It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes, ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb cracker."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb shit, it's Tony Blair!"

It was tough deciding what Fine Naked Women [FNF] pics would be posted today. I demand quality and second best just doesn't cut it at the Orsm Corporation. What was I to do? After a great deal of thinking, thinking and a even more thinking while I was thinking [about 3.7 seconds in total] I decided that only this fine specimen would do...

Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly

Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly - Lurvly

Came across this site the other day. There's a whole collection of voicemail messages from some chick who quite obviously has some serious problems. You really have to laugh at the crazy bitch. Make sure you check it out.

Has this ever happened to you? Tell us about it.


A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.

St. Peter asks first nun, "Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and slyly replies, "Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

The nun is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns.

One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sister, Sister! What seems to be the rush?"

The nun replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it!!"


I can not figure out what the fuck it is that is going on in most of these pics. If you can, email me.

Weird 1 - Weird 2 - Weird 3 - Weird 4 - Weird 5 - Weird 6


Gush vid's? What the fuck? That's what I thought. Grab your goggles and strap yourselves in for these because they get all ummm... wet...

Gush 1 - Gush 2 - Gush 3 - Gush 4 - Gush 5 - Gush 6 - Gush 7


A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colours she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"!

The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide. They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"!

This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a colour, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying grass across the street."


I said this was going to be a big update didn't I? No point stopping now. Here's this weeks collection of Random Shite.

RS 1 - RS 2 - RS 3 - RS 4 - RS 5 - RS 6 - RS 7 - RS 8 - RS 9 - RS 10

RS 11 - RS 12 - RS 13 - RS 14 - RS 15 - RS 16 - RS 17 - RS 18 - RS 19 - RS 20

RS 21 - RS 22 - RS 23 - RS 24 - RS 25 - RS 26 - RS 28


Had a conversation with a chick who Icq'd me the other day.

[Insert random chit-chat here]

Orsm: so how do I come across then?
Icq Chick: judging by your site or by this conversation??
Orsm: both... I'd be interested to know....
Icq Chick: by your web site: a guy who has a dirty mind and a lot of time on his hands. conversation: normal nice guy

Is this what you people really think of me? Fuck me... I'm hurt... I have hardly any spare time on my hands!


Cleavage - Cleavage - Cleavage - Cleavage - Cleavage


Can't remember who it was who sent these to me but they are pretty fuckin cool. If you look closely you will see a naked chick in the pic. Kind of like a Where's Wally type thing but not really at all...

Art Pron 1 - Art Pron 2 - Art Pron 3 - Art Pron 4 - Art Pron 5 - Art Pron 6

Also got the url to this page emailed to me. Amazing how things like this can just take off sometimes. There's already people creating their own special modified versions of it too. I can see a 'Wassup' type of thing happening here with a million spin-offs floating around the web. Can't wait...


Fags spamming my message board? Oh puhleeeeease.... Haven't they got anything better to do? Feel free to go and post on theirs with all the heterosexual... no no... all the anti-gay propaganda you can think of. NO I am not anti-gay, I just don't like fags spamming my message board.


A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.

The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.

The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


Dogmatic - KFC One - Human Traffic - Here Is The Porn - Lego Porn - Eye Glass

... and not forgetting X-Dude. He's doing some fuckin kick ass stuff over there with Flash and his latest creation is amazing.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there
calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees
sucking on my cock.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little moustache.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bitch that's impossible to shake off once you've shagged her.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me.... as long as you are still a bit warm when I shove it up your arse.

Male: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.


Time to wrap this update up I think...

I'll finish with a couple more vids because I know you guys love to get off on this sick shit. By the way, to all of you guys who email me scat vids, thanks for thinking of me but they fuckin disturb me. I really don't like posting em. You're prolly better off sending em to the Stile-master than I.

Eye See - Double Pump

Anyways, I'm outta here. I hope the update was worth the wait. It should be considering how much work has gone into it. Actually, I think I probably could have built a whole new fuckin site with the amount of shit I have added. When's the next update? Fuck knows. I'll be making em smaller from now on so I don't eat up my web space as quickly. Maybe this Friday, maybe not.

Not enough content on this page to keep you happy? Go and tell the complaints department about it.

Wanna send me something or just tell me I suck goats? Email me here.

Take care and be good. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

orsmupdate 2001.03.19-21.52

Okay... I've had a fuckin busy weekend AND my computer seems to have completely just fuct itself lately. I decided it was time to format and reinstall everything as well as do the Linux thing. After a few attempts to get Red Hat and Windows ME working together I finally got it sussed and everything running sweet... that's when tragedy struck and Windows [for some reason] completely shat itself and somehow managed to fuck absolutely everything. After a reinstall of Windows and all the shit that goes with it, the same prob somehow happened again. I finally figured out what it was hardware related and fixed the fuckin thing... I think.

Anyways - that is my excuse for not having done an update for so frickin long. YES there is definitely an update coming. One of mammoth proportions. An update that will rival all updates. The update of updates.

What will there be? Oh there will be plenty of all the usual shite. Poon, Priceless, Porn, Vids and then probably a bit more Poon to follow. I will hopefully have all the Mp3's and Priceless Vids back online by that time too.

When? Fuck knows. Sometime this week for sure. Before or by Friday I swear.

Anyways - I'm outta here. I've got an assignment to do by tomorrow that I haven't even started yet. Email me. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

orsmupdate 2001.03.14-22.42

Fuck I am rooted. Such a long fucking day. So very very very tired. Anyways... enough about me. Just a quick update to let you people know the good news. Mike from Funyon.com emailed me today saying that his server is back up and I can now have my way with it [again]. Happy days for you guys because in the next few days I'll have well over 100 Mp3's back on the site as well as fattening out the Priceless Vids page again. Make sure you check back soon.

I screwed around with the layout of this page a little bit this morning so as to make it easier to view for you kooks who are still using 800 x 600 resolution. Hope it helps.

If you are an Icq user like me then you probably would've had those stupid fuckin ads pop up on the bottom of every message window a few days ago. Wanna get rid of em? Check out this site for instructions... and YES it will definitely get rid of the pesky lil buggers.

That's it for me. I'm off to bed. I have to be up at 6am. I absolutely love the fact that it is not AS hot in the mornings anymore. Ah yes... winter is nigh. Outta here. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

orsmupdate 2001.03.13-13.53

Just a quick one to to post the link to this vid I found on the school computers yesterday. It apparently comes from this site. Unfortunately because my internet service provider is just so fuct I can't go and check out the site myself at the moment. The video is unreal, not only as far as being entertaining but the actual animation is brilliant. By the way it's an avi so you will need the plug in for Media Player to watch it. You should be able to get it here.

- The Killer Bean -

32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition.


Each year staff at Macquarie University in Sydney puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of the new year's incoming student's. [By the way - some of them are probably only relevant to fellow Aussies]. Here is this year's list:

  • The people who are starting university next year across the nation were born in 1982. They have no meaningful recollection of the Whitlam Era and probably did not know he had ever been sacked.
  • They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
  • Black Monday, 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
  • There has been only one Pope. They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War. They have never feared a nuclear war.
  • They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
  • Tianamen Square means nothing to them.
  • Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums. The expression you sound like a broken record means nothing to them. They have never owned a record player.
  • They have likely never played Pac Man. They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.
  • As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 45 cents.
  • They have always had an answering machine. Most have never seen a TV set with only 4 channels, nor have they seen a black-and-white TV. They have always had cable. There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA is.
  • They cannot fathom not having a remote control. They were born the year that
  • Walkmans were introduced by Sony.
  • Roller-skating has always meant inline for them. They have no idea when or why flares were cool.
  • Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They have never seen Ian or
    Greg Chappell play. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. The
  • Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII and the Boer War.
  • They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
  • They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: Boss, de plane, de plane.
  • They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. is. The Titanic was found? They thought we always knew where it was.
  • Michael Jackson has always been white. Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not groups.
  • McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers.
  • There has always been MTV. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Hypothetically speaking - anyone wanna do something constructive? Don't wanna do that? Do this then...

I'm outta here. Next update later in the week. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

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orsmupdate 2001.03.11-21.49

It's been a long week. Its basically just been one big holiday for me that started last Friday. Friday is my always my day off. Saturday and Sunday everyone usually has off anyway and Monday was a public holiday here. Tuesday morning I was back at school and Wednesday is where it went all bad. I woke up in the morning feeling stiff as a bored, and for all you perverts out there - I aren't referring to my genitals. My neck had/has completely fuct itself for some reason and I have been off my feet ever since. Poor me huh? I guess you could say it's the legacy of a car accident I was in about 2 years ago where I lost my baby. Talking of car accidents - anyone see the Australian Grand Prix last weekend? Quite nasty with one of the field marshall people getting killed. Check out the pics...

GP 1 - GP 2 - GP 3 - GP 4 - GP 5 - GP 6

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant. He decides to call a local vet for advice. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what the vet means. Not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around, and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back home and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into his truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls into bed.

Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

"No" she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn!"


Evan Johannigman wrote:

My brother met a chick and thought she was the hottest girl in the world....she ended up to be a man and he went with "it" to homecoming and found out right after he gave it to "it" anally.......i send the pic later

Unfortunately Evan hasn't followed through with the pics yet so here are a few that probably come pretty close to what he was talking about...

She He 1 - She He 2 - She He 3


Nike Macuser wrote:

this was a total stranger who, god bless her, had to show us her tits as we drove down the highway at 60 mph on our way home from Mt. Hood. the Mastercard adaptation was mine... the world needs to enjoy this, don't you think?! don't worry...she obviously knew we were filming (this was actually a second pass of her doing this). if you look closely, they were filming us filming them...

Mastercard Priceless Vid
(You will need Quicktime to view it)

This is going to be the last set of Aria pics that I post for a while [unless someone emails me some really really really good ones of her] coz even though she is fuckin sensational - I am getting slightly bored of her. Got any other Goddess pics that I can use for here? Send em my way now, bitch!

Aria 1 - Aria 2 - Aria 3 - Aria 4 - Aria 5 - Aria 6 - Aria 7 - Aria 8

Aria 9 - Aria 10 - Aria 11 - Aria 12 - Aria 13 - Aria 14 - Aria 15- - Aria 16

Now that you have enjoyed some pics of a fine naked woman like Aria, I'd really like to show you what it is that you will find at the other end of the scale... First let's start with the girl's...

Ugly Gal 1 - Ugly Gal 2 - Ugly Gal 3 - Ugly Gal 4 - Ugly Gal 5

... and now for the lad's.

Ugly Lad 1 - Ugly Lad 2 - Ugly Lad 3 - Ugly Lad 4 - Ugly Lad 5 - Ugly Lad 6


Bad Pickup lines anyone? Check out these...

  • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
  • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
  • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  • (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
  • You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
  • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  • My name is Orsm... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
  • If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  • Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
  • Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

Pic 1 - Pic 2 - Pic 3 - Pic 4 - Pic 5 - Pic 6 - Pic 7 - Pic 8

Pic 9 - Pic 10 - Pic 11 - Pic 12 - Pic 13 - Pic 14 - Pic 15 - Pic 16

Would you hire an ex drug smuggler to work for you? Could you trust him? Check out what the fuck I am talking about right here. Quite funny. I wonder if he got himself a job.

This story is pretty funny too. I doubt it is true though. You can just imagine all the fags standing up in unison and becoming all empowered all of a sudden.

I think that this prank call is done by the Jerky Boys. Very funny shit. Best part is when he threatens to kill her.

I can't see any way that this could not hurt. I can't even see how you could fake something like that. Just a whole shit load of pain as his testicles are forced up into his gut, through his chest cavity, into his throat and out of his mouth.

Think my sites sucks a whole lot of fat cock? Check out these...

Legendtofski - Girl Friend Stealer - Meme Pool - Snow Surfer

I've tried to give this weeks selection of vids a bit of a theme for a number of reasons - the main ones being that I want these off of my computer [I get sent some weird shit] and I didn't have the heart to erase them without sharing em with you guys first. What is the theme? Hmmmm.... how do I put this.. I'll call it "things going where they probably shouldn't". Strap yourselves in and enjoy. Just for the record - the last three horrified me a shit load more than the first three did. They are just so wrong...

Big One - Pogo - Pop Corn - Sick Vid - Scream - Can-O-Beans

And that's it for this update. Apologies for the lack of an update for so long. My service provider seems to have fully fuct themselves lately. Anyone living in Australia who is thinking of going with Telstra for ADSL may want to check all of the other available options first. They fucken suck badly. This entire past week has been intermittent to say the least.

By the way, Bacon Boy has kept up his charade of giving me the shits on Icq. He didn't like the fact I posted his email address on my site. Serves the little shit right. Here's another email address of his that he didn't want me/anyone else to have.

Once again - I'm not running a service here - if you don't like my site then go elsewhere. I couldn't give two fucks.

Anyways... Beddies for me. I'm still sore. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

orsmupdate 2001.03.10-1.25

Sorry folks... I am having major probs with my service provider at the moment and I can't upload my next update until they get their shit sorted.

Hopefully have it up in the next 24 hours or so.

Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

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