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November 2000...
 
orsmupdate 2000.11.29-12.43p

Finally got ADSL. They were late to install it but that was to be expected I spose. Fastest I have been able to download anything so far was off the MS site at about 55k per sec. I'm impressed to say the least. Should now be able to finally fill requests for Mp3's for people a lot easier. Please don't ask me for long mixes if you can get it off Napster. I'll do a proper update in the next day or so coz I've got a bit of new stuff to ad. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.28-7.56

Not enough people voting for me yet! Come on get busy with it people! he he. I'm anxiously awaiting the Telstra dude who is meant to be here installing ADSL to rock up. I formatted my computer yesterday and did a rough stocktake of my mp3 collection. It works out to somewhere between 23 and 25 gigs of Mp3's in total. Pretty impressive when you consider I only really started looking on the web for music at the beginning of this year and that pretty much all of it came off a dial-up account with the help of things like Napster and Home of Music. Anyways... I'm going because I am getting all jumpy in anticipation of some high speed internet that is coming my way. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.27-2.07

Now I wanna see everyone voting for me! Its simple... everytime you come to my site and you see the little image below you have to click on it. That way I can get more people just like your fine self coming to my site because it looks like my site is really bloody popular! Get it? Now click the link! Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.27-1.14

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, she replies... You just happened to catch my eye."

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Have some large breasts:

Large 1 - Large 2 - Large 3 - Large 4 - Large 5 - Large 6

The nice Telstra man is going to be here to install my ADSL in about 30 hours [give or take a few minutes]. I'm happier than a drunken school leaver in Dunsborough at the moment. Bring it on, Baby! Anyways. I'm outta here. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.26-11.08

A little birdie told me that they too have received nasty email from Sandra. Is there no-one who is safe? I'm glad that she is so far away from here otherwise I could very well be in serious danger. I suggest that if anyone else has these problems, you complain to her mail provider. Scary shit.

I've decided that an amputee section must be added. The problem is that I have no idea where to find pictures of naked amputees so if anyone wants to send them in I'd appreciate it.

Amputee 1 - Amputee 2

Added another Priceless Pic to the bottom of this page. Very Sick. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.24-14.33

My favourite girl in the whole wide world, Sandra, has been sending me love letters again...

Sandra wrote:

oh my god you really are a loser i mean if you call yourself an "adult" then i think you'd be a little more mature for your age don't you??? well maybe i'm wrong. btw you'll be hearing from my lawyer and i'll see you in court asshole

Sandra can sweet talk me all she wants via email, Icq, phone sex, or even her webcam for that matter, but that pic wont be coming down until she proves to me that it is actually her. For all I know she is a bored little school kiddie just trying to play with me. I wont be replying to her nasty emails anymore. They hurt. On a final note - Sandy Baby, if you wanna see me in court I ask that you please come fully clothed as these sort of things tend to attract people with cameras and also that you have a nice trip 'down under'... I mean to Australia ofcourse.

Tony wants everyone to have a look at his website. Neon stuff does actually look kinda cool.

Anyways... I'm outta here. Enjoy. Mr Orsm.

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orsmupdate 2000.11.24-2.39

YAY!!! more email from Sandra... I've <snipped> in my reply to her.

Sandra wrote:

you make me laugh you know that your only some punk ass twenty two year old college student

23 actually. I'll update that page. Btw- its the only page I will be updating if u get my drift! According to your Icq details you are only 18 yourself... and I'm a punk? How the hell does that work?

haha and your trying to outsmart me???

How smart can you be? It appears that its ME that has YOU, naked on my website! By the balls if you will.

HAHAHA NOT gonna happen there you better smarten up

Threats will get you no where, Dear.

i figured you would have done your growing up by now but i was obviously wrong!!!

Growing up? as an adult I understand that if you want something done there are certain ways to go about it.

what would your mommy say if she knew what you do now hmmm???

Both of my parents have seen my site and they both thought it to be quite funny. What would your parents say if they saw you naked with your hand down your pants? Hmmmmm...... now that WOULD be priceless!

LOL your a loser

Sweet talking me wont help, Babe.

Seeya on Page 8!

What Sandra doesn't seem to understand is that she is a million miles away and it is probably going to cost her a squillion bucks to sue me. The Australian Court system is quite a lot different to where she is and generally doesn't give out Lottery style payouts. And what can she sue me for anyway? I've got nothing. No bulk cash just lying around the house to give to the first person upset by a picture that they took of themself. My favourite possession in the whole wide world is that pic on the Priceless Pages. What the world needs is more naked chicks. Ladies, or even guys... please send me your naked pics or embarrassing pics so you too can be added to the eternal Priceless Pages and show Sandra how to be a good [naked] sport.

Onto some more mail I received now...... I got 2 of em from the same guy. What started off as some lovely fan mail ended up scaring me a little bit...

Tony wrote:

Hey, I just wanna let you know that your site is the best shit I have seen in long time. Rotten.com, bangedup.com, CJ is all small shit compared to your site. Deadly and Amazing!!! Thats all we can say.... Excellent work...

I hate to be the first to agree with anyone usually but this dude certainly makes a very good point....

Then Tony sends me these pictures which I believe are of himself...

Tony 1 - Tony 2

I just hope to Hell that Tony and Sandra aren't good friends or I am in deep shit. If anyone wants to have a crack at turning the pictures of a gun-toting Tony into a Priceless pic then make sure you do it and send it back soon so I can post it. By the way, I just added another Priceless Pic to this page. It's Martina Hingis if I am correct and she seems to be uncharacteristically NOT crying for a change. Anyways... Its bed time for me. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.23-21.19

I got this tastefully written email today....

Sandra wrote:

hey i just thought i'd let you know that i do not like my pic all over the fuckin internet and you better get it off of there very fuckin fast (its the one on page eight taken by the webcam) unless you want a law suit on your fuckin ass you assholes!!! and if your smart you will take me seriously!

Now can anyone tell me that this little girl [18years old I believe] isn't the sweetest thing in the world? Sandra, what a lovely grasp of the English language you have. The pic will be removed if you can A) prove it is you & B) learn to ask nicely when you want something. Sandra could be anyone. How do I know it is her ? I ask for so little yet I give so much in return. :-) By the way if anyone wants to know, this is Sandras's pic. Surely she cant say that she didn't consent to the picture being taken - it looks to me as if it was taken with her own bloody webcam.

Still on a Priceless note... I've gotten off my ass and added some more Priceless pics. They start on this page. More videos in the next week or so too. I've been sent a few pretty cool ones lately.

This is pretty cool... talk about your Jap mods huh?

Anyways, I'm outta here. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

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orsmupdate 2000.11.22-12.50a

Too the idiot that is sending me viruses [virii?] - TRY AGAIN ASSHOLE!!! You missed both times. Btw, if I do find out who you are.... Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.18-20.39

My house seems to be filling up fast with ferals. Looks like Sis is having a 70's Birthday/Dress Up Party. Someone kill me please. Crucial action must be taken... I am hitting the town for what is going to be a hard nite of drinking. Seen the new MS Keyboard yet? It looks like MS has finally got their shit together. Check it out here. Anyways... Am outta here. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.17-13.35

Supposed to be doing an assignment at the moment but thought I would just do quick update. MORE priceless vids have been added to the Vids page. There's a few decent ones there now. I've got millions more to put up but a shortage of web space. A few hundred megs will do... anyone wanna donate? If anyone wants to download the best Winamp skin I have come across so far check this out. Anyways.. outta here. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.16-13.23

Think I may try and find some new space for some vids. It looks like they have been a success so far. This chick can BE my bed anytime...

Momma - Momma - Momma - Momma - Momma

YAY! ADSL in less than 2 weeks. In the mean time its going to hurt not to have it I am sure. Oh yeah - Happy Birthday to Bianca for yesterday. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.14-14.05

How's this for a stupid email:

Diplomatic Correspondence wrote:

I am curious as to why the video clip of Arielle Dombasle is labelled as Britney Spears?

Really? I am curious as to why you seem to care so much? I am also curious as to why you would waste your time emailing me with such a stupid question if you already know the answer. If you don't like the vid then erase it and leave me alone, you idiot! Its very simple. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.13-17.07

Decided it was time to change the sponsors of my site. My only stipulation was that the ads that are on here must be something that people will actually click on. It was kind of obvious that no one was interested in getting some silly 'yourname' email account. ADSL is almost here. I got the email today asking me to call and arrange an installation date. Had I have been out of bed before 1:30pm and allowed for daylight saving between her and the east coast I probably would have had a date organised by now. Oh well - that'll teach me huh!? Anyways. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.11-3.36

Bored Bored Bored. So very very bored. Has anyone got anything for me to do? I cant even find anything good to download. Someone send me something good - NOW! Goddamit!!! Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.10-19.17

Very pissed off. Out of 60 Mp3's I had on the downloads page (all for personal use ofcourse!!!), 47 of them were deleted. It's a shame really because there was some wicked toons there. I'll have some more back on that page as soon as I can find somewhere reliable to put them. Anyone got any suggestions? Email Me. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.09-23.45

The long and eagerly awaited Priceless Vids page is finally finished. Its very similar in that it's collection of stupid people and stupid things - except they are movies. Make sure you check out Plastic Undies first. Its very sick. On a different note, I'll apparently be getting ADSL very very soon, as in maybe next week if all goes to plan. Am quite excited to say the least. If and when I do I can start uploading some more music to the downloads page. Anyways... outta here! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.07-1.33

22 Priceless Pics added tonight. There is some pretty cool ones there too. There's a total of 76 now. Keep sending them to me! I've spread them across 8 pages to reduce the load time so people don't get pissed off. Added the new Orsm 'Flash' logo too. Thanks to DtM for that! . Removed some more of the ads - the more I look at them the more they annoy me. If I can get a few spare hours this week the Priceless Vids Page is definitely going to happen. There's so many good ones! By the way, Paul Oakenfold was mint! If you ever get the chance don't miss it! Melbourne Cup is on today. BIG DEAL! Anyways, I'm off to bed. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.03-16.23

Hmmm... 2 updates in one day. Just came across this new thing called Human Click. Apparently it allows you, the Surfer, to send me an instant message while you surf my site as long as I am online. Look for the icon to the left and click it and do whatever it tells you to do and somehow we can have a chat. As of right now I haven't tested it but it seems like a pretty cool idea. Have had quite a few Priceless pics sent to me lately. I'll be putting them up by hopefully early next week sometime. Paul Oakenfold in a few hours! Woohoo! Anyways... Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.

 
orsmupdate 2000.11.03-12.05a

Okay... its been close to a month without a decent update. I am getting slack I think. Too much school stuff to do! I've been slowly assembling a collection of vids for what is going to be a Priceless Vids Section. Hopefully have that up in a week or so. Finally got a check for $40 US from eads.com for hosting their ads on my site. I never thought it would actually come. Btw - does anyone know of any good ad companies that I may wanna try? Anyways, I'm off to bed. School in a few hours for most of the day and then going to see the best Dj in the entire world - Paul Oakenfold! Lucky me huh!? Its about time that Perth saw some decent Dj's here. I heard that Chicane wasn't all that great at Ministry Of Sound last weekend though. I'm glad I didn't go in. I did drive past after the Gay Pride Parade but - the 'cyber kiddies' appeared to be running rampant. That's it from me. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.


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