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Dave's Web Services...

I threw a link at Dave's Web Services last update when I was dribbling on about redesigning my own site. Looks as if I want the only one who enjoyed Dave's work.

I just about hit the reply button to say my piece to this guy when I realised the email had been CC'd to me... NOT sent or aimed at me.

To: daveswebservices@yahoo.com

CC: webmaster@orsm.net

Ringthane wrote:

Subject: (No Subject)

If your site is intended to be an ironic statement on the corporate design strictures of the modern web site ethos then do not read the rest of this mail.

You must either be having a laugh or very embarrassed that your sorry excuse for a web site has seen the light of day.

You said "A first impression can make or break a website" and yours is very definitely broken.

How do you spell "services" eh; with two c's? !Wanker!

What about "FREE SEARCH ENGGINE" eh.

And another thing you lame prick, if you are targeting businesses, what the fuck are you doing saying "note 2 lamerz: serious enquiris only plz". Are you in the playground at the moment txtng yr mts or what?

One last thing, you know nothing about web design or web markup. You have no tables or cells in which to format your layout. You have broken links, bad spelling, bad syntax and no idea whatsoever.

For fucks sake, take a look at how other people put their sites together, even ORSM, before you make us suffer this bag of bollocks.


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