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Exam Time...

COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR (AMERICAN) FOOTBALL PLAYERS

1. WHAT LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN IN FRANCE?


2. GIVE A DISSERTATION ON THE ANCIENT BABYLONIAN EMPIRE WITH PARTICULAR REFERENCE TO ARCHITECTURE, LITERATURE, LAW AND SOCIAL CONDITIONS -OR- GIVE THE FIRST NAME OF PIERRE TRUDEAU.


3. WOULD YOU ASK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE TO:

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. WHAT RELIGION IS THE POPE? (CHECK ONLY ONE)

____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic


5. METRIC CONVERSION. HOW MANY FEET IS 0.0 METERS?


6. WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN THE BIG HAND IS ON THE 12 AND THE LITTLE HAND IS ON THE 5?


7. HOW MANY COMMANDMENTS WAS MOSES GIVEN? (APPROXIMATELY)


8. WHAT ARE PEOPLE IN AMERICA'S FAR NORTH CALLED?

____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners


9. SPELL -- BUSH, CARTER AND CLINTON

Bush: __________________________

Carter: __________________________

Clinton: __________________________


10. SIX KINGS OF ENGLAND HAVE BEEN CALLED GEORGE, THE LAST ONE BEING GEORGE THE SIXTH. NAME THE PREVIOUS FIVE.


11. WHERE DOES RAIN COME FROM?

____ (a) Macy's
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky


12. CAN YOU EXPLAIN EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY?

____ (a) yes
____ (b) no


13. WHAT ARE COAT HANGERS USED FOR?


14. THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR WHAT COUNTRY?


15. EXPLAIN LE CHATELIERS PRINCIPLE OF DYNAMIC EQUILIBRIUM -OR- SPELL YOUR NAME IN BLOCK LETTERS.


16. WHERE IS THE BASEMENT IN A THREE STORY BUILDING LOCATED?


17. WHICH PART OF AMERICA PRODUCES THE MOST ORANGES?

____ (a) New York
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin


18. ADVANCED MATH. IF YOU HAVE THREE APPLES HOW MANY APPLES DO YOU HAVE?


19. WHAT DOES NBC (NATIONAL BROADCASTING CORP.) STAND FOR?


20. THE CORNELL UNIVERSITY TRADITION FOR EFFICIENCY BEGAN WHEN (APPROXIMATELY)?

____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.


Name:
_____________________________________________________________
*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify


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