According to the following email
from [my new friend] Gerard, I'm apparently under
some sort of obligation to link every webmaster that
drops me an email requesting a link. If I don't come
to the party with the goods then you have every right
to send me an abusive email telling me how much of
a cunt I am... like Gerard did....
Subject: YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE!
this is your mistake man... you
didn't link to
GOTH IN ASIA http://**********.cjb.net
that's right you fucking
piece of shit, i linked to you for over a week now,
and you haven't replied to my e-mail you deaf motherfucker
and you haven't linked to me in return. i guess that's
because you're an illiterate retard, that's what you
are. you're a fucking wanker you know that? you think
you're cool because somehow your dickslime site gets
a lot of hits somehow, but you're just a cocksucking
stupid bum that's all you could ever be in your entire
losery life! i'm sick of your attitude, you steaming
shit. so fuck you. that goes to your grandma and your
loserass father and your brothers and your mother
and your clans you asslicking shithead.
here, i removed your
piece of shit site from our Buddies section, i figured
it would be best to wipe away your shitty link. fuck
Subject: Re: YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE!
If this was some elaborate plan to get me to
post your email on the main page of my site and thus getting yourself
some hits, you have sadly failed.
Subject: Re: YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE!
yeah! something like that!
i'm surprised why you aren't bitching at me somehow...
i wanted to catch your attention and shit... now tell
me, why is it that you refuse to link to my site?
it's not like instant death to you and you know that!
i've been a follower of your website, and i don't
know why you act this way!
by the way man i didn't
mean those things. i just want hits... you know...
HITS! that's all there is to it. dagimp is dead man,
why is it that you still have his link on your site?
why don't you link to my website, and i'll do a "graphic"
link leading to your website.
you know it's funny because
i always fail when it comes to you. you're proud...
you don't care and you think this is all just a strategy;...
but you didn't see my point... i read your requirements
and everything... the "hollow" promise you
said... and I don't see the point. you want people
to expect a link back from you... now my problem is,
why don't you just remove that page. because it's
I even popped your site
up for like 2 days... and I thought it would catch
your attention somehow, but it didn't. now i know
how this webmaster thing works... and you're like
a reputation that remains... unimpressed? i also checked
out some of your links... and most of them sucked
i don't think my site
is close enough to the subject matter of your site..
but i took the effort. i believed in it as a way to
reach out.. to whatever is there worthy enough of
my endeavours. now if you still think you don't want
to link to my site because it's pretty "foreign"
to your standards and you seem to have a way of keeping
things the way you want them to be... well that's
out of my business. but guess what... after all the
years being a webmaster, i realized that people are
becoming so insensitive, indifferent or whatever appropriate
adjective fits when it comes to things like this and
i can't find a way to stop that from happening. it
just pisses me off.
i know most of your traffic
comes from that Priceless website and i also sent
him a bad e-mail for not linking to me right away.
he saved that e-mail for like 2 months and shit and
i thought he forgot everthing that i said, but he
remembers every detail upto this day and so he still
refuses to link to me. now you might find me somehow...
rude or whatever but that's just fair because you
made me feel unworthy and you frustrated me a lot
therefore i felt this pain inside of me that i just
wanted to get rid of... then i e-mailed you that stupid
shit e-mail to somehow help you see through things
that you weren't capable enough to see... my frustration.
i was just playing the game fairly you know... my
purpose was to let you feel pain. but i guess you're
smart enough to blow my cover.
now you know... i don't
know how you react to this but i'm always hoping for
a link. this becomes a long story but i really wish
you'd give me a chance. have me on your page man...
your trash is my treasure. just a little text link
will do. i don't demand for anything else, just that.
thank you for hearing me out and i really pray that
you reconsider your decision. that's all and keep
your site up.
I can honestly say that what I have
just had the displeasure of reading were two of the
most poorly written emails I have ever seen.
Why in fuck is everyone so obsessed
about hits anyway? It's not as if I don't check my
stats everyday - some days I do it more than once
- but I don't lose sleep if they arent increasing
all the time.
Want a link from my site? Fair enough.
I've certainly proved that I aren't opposed to doing
that but if I either don't like your site, or your
site doesnt look like something that the people that
come here would maybe appreciate, it's not going to
I don't mean to sound like some sort
of a wanker with a God complex but in a nut shell,
it's my site and I'll link who I want, when I want...
not when some little fuck-wit demands I do.