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ORSM! You're An Asswipe...!

According to the following email from [my new friend] Gerard, I'm apparently under some sort of obligation to link every webmaster that drops me an email requesting a link. If I don't come to the party with the goods then you have every right to send me an abusive email telling me how much of a cunt I am... like Gerard did....

Gerard Bumanglag wrote:

Subject: YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE!

this is your mistake man... you didn't link to

GOTH IN ASIA http://**********.cjb.net

that's right you fucking piece of shit, i linked to you for over a week now, and you haven't replied to my e-mail you deaf motherfucker and you haven't linked to me in return. i guess that's because you're an illiterate retard, that's what you are. you're a fucking wanker you know that? you think you're cool because somehow your dickslime site gets a lot of hits somehow, but you're just a cocksucking stupid bum that's all you could ever be in your entire losery life! i'm sick of your attitude, you steaming shit. so fuck you. that goes to your grandma and your loserass father and your brothers and your mother and your clans you asslicking shithead.

here, i removed your piece of shit site from our Buddies section, i figured it would be best to wipe away your shitty link. fuck you.

Gerard Bumanglag

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Orsm wrote:

Subject: Re: YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE!

Gerard,

If this was some elaborate plan to get me to post your email on the main page of my site and thus getting yourself some hits, you have sadly failed.

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Gerard Bumanglag wrote:

Subject: Re: YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE!

yeah! something like that! i'm surprised why you aren't bitching at me somehow... i wanted to catch your attention and shit... now tell me, why is it that you refuse to link to my site? it's not like instant death to you and you know that! i've been a follower of your website, and i don't know why you act this way!

by the way man i didn't mean those things. i just want hits... you know... HITS! that's all there is to it. dagimp is dead man, why is it that you still have his link on your site? why don't you link to my website, and i'll do a "graphic" link leading to your website.

you know it's funny because i always fail when it comes to you. you're proud... you don't care and you think this is all just a strategy;... but you didn't see my point... i read your requirements and everything... the "hollow" promise you said... and I don't see the point. you want people to expect a link back from you... now my problem is, why don't you just remove that page. because it's really frustrating.

I even popped your site up for like 2 days... and I thought it would catch your attention somehow, but it didn't. now i know how this webmaster thing works... and you're like a reputation that remains... unimpressed? i also checked out some of your links... and most of them sucked hairy horseballs.

i don't think my site is close enough to the subject matter of your site.. but i took the effort. i believed in it as a way to reach out.. to whatever is there worthy enough of my endeavours. now if you still think you don't want to link to my site because it's pretty "foreign" to your standards and you seem to have a way of keeping things the way you want them to be... well that's out of my business. but guess what... after all the years being a webmaster, i realized that people are becoming so insensitive, indifferent or whatever appropriate adjective fits when it comes to things like this and i can't find a way to stop that from happening. it just pisses me off.

i know most of your traffic comes from that Priceless website and i also sent him a bad e-mail for not linking to me right away. he saved that e-mail for like 2 months and shit and i thought he forgot everthing that i said, but he remembers every detail upto this day and so he still refuses to link to me. now you might find me somehow... rude or whatever but that's just fair because you made me feel unworthy and you frustrated me a lot therefore i felt this pain inside of me that i just wanted to get rid of... then i e-mailed you that stupid shit e-mail to somehow help you see through things that you weren't capable enough to see... my frustration. i was just playing the game fairly you know... my purpose was to let you feel pain. but i guess you're smart enough to blow my cover.

now you know... i don't know how you react to this but i'm always hoping for a link. this becomes a long story but i really wish you'd give me a chance. have me on your page man... your trash is my treasure. just a little text link will do. i don't demand for anything else, just that. thank you for hearing me out and i really pray that you reconsider your decision. that's all and keep your site up.

Gerard Bumanglag

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I can honestly say that what I have just had the displeasure of reading were two of the most poorly written emails I have ever seen.

Why in fuck is everyone so obsessed about hits anyway? It's not as if I don't check my stats everyday - some days I do it more than once - but I don't lose sleep if they arent increasing all the time.

Want a link from my site? Fair enough. I've certainly proved that I aren't opposed to doing that but if I either don't like your site, or your site doesnt look like something that the people that come here would maybe appreciate, it's not going to happen.

I don't mean to sound like some sort of a wanker with a God complex but in a nut shell, it's my site and I'll link who I want, when I want... not when some little fuck-wit demands I do.


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