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If You Love Someone...

THE ORIGINAL
If you love someone… set them free.
If they come back… they’re yours.
If they don't… they were never yours.

Other Versions…

PESSIMIST
If you love someone… set her free.
If she ever comes back… she's yours.
If she doesn't, as expected, she's never was.

OPTIMIST
If you love someone… set her free.
Don't worry, she will come back.

SUSPICIOUS
If you love someone… set her free… if she ever comes back, ask her why.
If you love someone… set her free… but get someone to follow her.
If you love someone… are you sure you love THAT someone.

GO-GETTER
If you love someone… set her free.
If she comes back… she's yours… if she doesn't, go get her!

HUNTER
If you love someone… set her free...
Don't even wait to see whether she comes back… go hunt her down.

IMPATIENT
If you love someone… set her free.
If she doesn't comes back within an hour… forget her.

PATIENT
If you love someone… set her free.
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

PLAYFUL
If you love someone… set her free...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat.


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