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Priceless...

I have removed the contact details of the people involved in this matter. Although I do see the humour in threatening emails AND phone calls in regards to it all - its probably a bit discomforting to recieve phone calls from some guy masturbating at the other end of the line...

A Cole Pate wrote:
Subject: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 15:49:13 -0500

Orsm,

The is a picture from your priceless collection that is in violation of the law. I have legal papers to serve if I am not immediately contacted and the matter is resolved.

The picture in question is a fabrication located at http://www.orsm.net/php/showme.php?file=/priceless/priceless02/images/priceless026.jpg

Please promptly contact me inorder to help avoid legal action,

Thanks,
A Cole Pate

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Allison wrote:
Subject: IMMEDIATE REMOVAL OF UNAUTHORIZED PICTURE....
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 17:08:56 -0400

IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ONE OF YOUR "PRICELESS PICS" FROM YOUR WEBSITE. THE EXACT PICTURE CAN BE FOUND UNDER "PRICELESS 02". IT'S IN THE FIFTH ROW DOWN ON THE FAR RIGHT. IT'S A PICTURE OF 2 GUYS SARAN WRAPPED TOGETHER TO A POLE WITH BANANAS. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT. HAVE THE PICTURE REMOVED IMMEDIATELY FROM YOUR WEBSITE. THIS PICTURE IS A FABRICATION. YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE. MY ATTORNEY HAS BEEN CONTACTED.

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Orsm wrote:
Subject: Re: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2002 10:55:41 +0800

Dear Sir/Madam,

How would you like this matter to be resolved?

Orsm.

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A Cole Pate wrote:
Subject: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 22:00:27 -0500

In order for this matter to be resolved, we will need the immediate removal of the picture and you will be required to provide information as to where the picture originated. We need to know how it was submitted, when, and from whom or if it was created in house.

Please get back to us.

A Cole Pate

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Orsm wrote:
Subject: Re: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2002 11:44:41 +0800

Dear Sir/Madam,

Due to the high volume of email recieved, all incoming mail is usually deleted within a few days. The image in question was recieved atleast 12-18months ago and I have no record of sender/s.

The image was not created in house.

Please allow 72 hours for the picture to be removed from Orsm.net.

Orsm.

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A Cole Pate wrote:
Subject: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 22:46:45 -0500

you have 6 hours......

Cole Pate

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Orsm wrote:
Subject: Re: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2002 11:57:54 +0800

I have a life and I am curently busy.

Please understand that the web site is a personal web site.

I wont listen to threats. the image has been on the internet for over 12 months and you are giving me 6 hours...?

Being reasonable will help your cause much more.

Orsm.

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A Cole Pate wrote:
Subject: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 23:09:59 -0500

That site is not personal... it has ads all over it... that means that you are generating an income.... if you are generating an income then it is a business. If it is a business and you are falsely and improperly using
illegal pictures than you are violating the law....maybe not a law downunder, by in the US you are.... I WILL have rackshack fix the problem if you do not. The sooner it is fixed, the sooner your problem is fixed... am I clear?

Thank you,
Cole Pate

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A Cole Pate wrote:
Subject: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 23:12:30 -0500

Also... If cooperation is no met... a report will be filed with both rackshack.... you home authority and ICANN.

Thankyou once again,
Cole Pate

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Orsm wrote:
Subject: Re: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2002 12:40:34 +0800

Dear Madam/Sir,

The picture has now been removed but for those that have seen it - I dare say they'll always know the real truth behind the picture as I now do.

You must feel really big by threatening me and I don't like being threatened by someone who hides behind lawyers and email. You haven't had the last laugh yet. Pull the banana out and get a life.

Perhaps coming to terms with your homosexuality and coming out of the closet will spare the next web site that you find your picture on, your stupididty and childishness.

Orsm.

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A Cole Pate wrote:
Subject: Re: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 23:50:04 -0500

Unfortunatly for you, I am the lawyer for Mr. Frank Bussey.... the father of the boy in question. I will however pass the message you sent along to him to see if he wishes to presuit charges. I would imagine after seeing the riducule you made of his son, he will. In fact I believe I will encourage him to. I think I would love to see you in court. So, I guess we will see who has the last laugh after all.

Thanks again,
A Cole Pate
Pate & Pate LLC

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Orsm wrote:
Subject: Re: Pending Lawsuit
Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2002 13:11:15 +0800

*sigh* this is all becoming so very, very boring.

The image has been removed so what's your problem?

I certainly didn't make a ridicule of anyone - but nice try. I'm not responsible for what text is applied to the images. All priceless images found within the priceless galleries are considered public domain. I have proven in the past that if a genuine complaint is made the image/s in question are removed.

As stated previously I received the image over 12 months ago. I _did not_ create it.

If you had half a clue you'd probably be aware that getting me to remove the picture from my site is a frivolous attempt to bring closure to this issue as I have seen that image on at least 5 other sites.

Want to see me in court? Good luck! Geographic differences are a bitch huh?

I will now have to ask for proof that the person in the image in question is the person you represent. Due to your poor spelling and use of a non-company email address, I believe this could be nothing more than an attempt to 'play' with me.

Orsm.

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A Cole Pate was also nice enough to send me his details. You can check em out here.

Quick check of the information contained in the V Card shows that A Cole Pate is Barely 20 years old... probably a little bit young to be claiming he/she is a lawyer I think.

Anyways, if you wanna email A Cole Whatever, then you can do so at one [or both] of the following addresses:

colepate@*******.net or cole.pate@**********.edu


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