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Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse. prone to belly button fluff.

Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath.

Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.

Amir - amazingly halarious and gets all the chicks. Pecker is well built.

Andy - boring and has a small pecker.

Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.

Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.

Arnold - loser.

Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung

Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.

Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just naughty boy.

Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.

Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.

Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.

Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Cameron - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no real person has that name.

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

Clayton - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.

Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.

Cyril - well, Cyril.

Dale - Charming , but sleeps with men.

Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel - enjoys root vegitables in every oraphis.

David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named florence.

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in bed, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.

Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.

Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don - dickhead.

Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and warts.

Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.

Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.

Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.

Eric - shy.

Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.

Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.

Francis - pervert

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary - drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

George - barman who drinks more than he serves.

Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth

Graham - very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

Haydn - tries hard.

Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).

Ian - really popular but thinks all the girls want him.

Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie - sweet, kind and always laughing.

James - organised and can be romantic.

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff - really ugly.

Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.

Jimmy - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.

Jordan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh - full of himself, fun.

Junior - hotty and totally good at football.

Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.

Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kevin - can never get a girlfriend.

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.

Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.

Ky - see Kain.

Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.

Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.

Laurey - short and funny looking.

Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Louie - unconventional, wise and annoying.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.

Matt - the Fat Boy of the class, but is most likely to marry before his 18th birthday.

Mike - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.

Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he's there.

Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though.

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.

Owen - cute guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Reagen - ...strange.

Rhys - had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki - see above.

Richard - can't stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.

Rob - small and ugly...everybody hates him.

Ross - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan - sexy but weird in bed.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities.

Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.

Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweety in the world.

Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.

Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies.

Tim - hot but arrogant, can never tell where he is.

Toby - bastard.

Tom - cool but a bit strange.

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - gay.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

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