Keith J. Frank wrote:

Subject: Translation Time!!

I translated the last "Ignent Black Guy E-mail" so I'll take a stab at this one as well.

Subject: Thanks for the shots homeboy!!! ~Thank you for posting me on your site more than once!!~

Yo son you is funny muthafucka thanks for all the shot outs you been giving me on yo website. ~You are a very funny man, Mr. Orsm. I would like to thank you personally for mentioning me on your site.~ I was simply trying to give you some props and y'all try and snap on a brutha! ~With my prior e-mail, I was attempting to say how much I like your site, and all you did was attack me, and make fun of me.~ But its all good homeboy the attention is well deserved seein how I stay ghetto fabolous. ~I don't mind being picked on, because I'm "street-tough," and I can take it.~ The translations was mad funny kid they had me and my niggaz guttin! ~The translations were accurate and made me and my friends laugh at how ignorant I truely am, and how far off of the English language I was.~ Anyways keep the pigeons comin in flocks. ~ Keep up ! the good work with the pictures of your very attractive women. If at all possible, upload more pictures at one time~ Stay white ~You are just jealous of us black people having our own language.~.......One Luv~Talk to you later,~

Nickwon Larock ~Doesn't that sound like some sort of new non-stick alloy for pots and pans? Out with the TEFLON, and in with the Nickwon Larock~

Well I hope this translation was as good as the last. Seeing as I'm not in school right now, I'm not "down with the brothers" to catch up on new slang. Once college starts back up in August, I'll be in rare form.

As always, love the site.

-Keith