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Ah The 90's...

YOU KNOW YOU WERE A TEENAGER IN THE 90'S WHEN...

- You knew who Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello were.

- You remember the Milli Vanilli scandal.

- You religiously watched 90210, Melrose Place and Twin Peaks.

- You tight-rolled your jeans.

- You wore big hoop earrings.

- You wore virgin bangles (Madonna bangles).

- You thought bellbottoms were horrible and couldn't understand why anyone would've ever worn them.

- Clogs and scrunchies were in.

- You knew how to do the MC Hammer dance and the running man.

- You owned a pair of Apple Pies, Air Jordan’s, Nike Air’s, or Reeboks Pumps.

- You thought "Ice Ice Baby" was the coolest song ever.

- Your fringe was at least 4 inches high, and you thought it looked good.

- You tried to sing along to "Informer", no matter how hard it was.

- A hairdryer and/or Gel was required to set your hair.

- You rolled up the sleeves of your t-shirts, and tucked in the front, letting the back hang out.

- You wore 2 pairs of neon coloured socks

- You wore overalls with only one side connected.

- You had Exclamation or Taboo perfume.

- You remember cartoons like Mask, Thundercats, Maya the bee, She-ra and He-man.

- You had a "slap band" or a pop swatch.

- You wore your sweat pants pulled up to your knees.

- You had a black Debbie Gibson hat.

- You wanted to be just like Paula Abdul.

- You owned the Spin Doctors tape.

- You said, "PSYCH" or "WAY!"

- You saw "Wayne's World" at least 2 times at the cinema.

- You loved the New Kids on the Block and Bros.

- 21 Jump street and Booker.

- You wore jeans pulled up to your navel.

- All of your clothes were "baggy".

- You wore Kepper or stussy.

- You owned a pair of bike shorts, possibly ones with a neon strip down the side.

- You had a boom box, or your stereo was a weird colour like pink or aqua blue.

- You bought tapes or vinyl.

- You never missed the fresh prince or Degrassi junior high.

- You remember when TLC weren't divas, and they dressed like they were in the circus.

- You thought "I'm Too Sexy" was such a cool song.

- You "busted a move" when C&C Music Factory was playing.

- You remember when Mark Wahlberg was part of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

- You owned a silk shirt, which you tucked into your jeans.

- You wore your socks over your tracksuit pants.

- You had jeans in various colours, like green, brown, burgundy and black.

- You had a Greeks/Italians/Serbs/Lebs do it better T-shirt.

- You were addicted to Nintendo.

- You gave the "peace" sign all the time.

- If you were a guy, you had an "undercut" and you parted it down the middle.

- You had a pair of Dr Martens

- You owned at least one Hyper-colour shirt.


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