There's an old couple,
both in their 80's, on a sentimental holiday back
to the place where they first met. They're sitting
in a pub and he says to her, "Do you remember
the first time we had sex together, over fifty years
ago? We went behind the barn. You leaned against the
fence and I made love to you from behind."
"Yes," she says, "I
remember it well." "OK," he says, "How
about taking a stroll round there again and we can
do it for old times sake?"
"Ooh Henry, you devil, that
sounds like a good idea," she answers. There's
a man sitting at the next table listening to all this,
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've
got to see this, two old timers having sex against
a fence." So he follows them. They walk haltingly
along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
barn and make their way to the fence. The old lady
lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old
man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she
hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are
bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This
goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling "Ohhh
God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.
This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally,
they both collapse panting on the ground.
The guy watching is amazed. He thinks
he has learned something about life that he didn't
know. He starts to think about his own aged parents
and wonders whether they still have sex like this.
After about half an hour of lying
on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle
to their feet and put their clothes back on. The guy,
still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing,
he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what
his secret is."
As the couple pass, the guy says
to them, "That was something else, you must have
been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you
manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
No, there's no secret,"
the old man says, "except fifty years ago that
fucking fence wasn't electric!!!"