Okay I kind of fucked up last week when I posted
the link to Overflow so here
it is again. Well worth skipping back and reading through it
as a couple of the ongoing themes from the last few updates are
covered once again. Anyway, lets get on with this weeks shall we...
First up more correspondence from Rich re: the
Michael Moore thing...
Subject: Detroit Free Press article
Recently I got slammed by two of your readers
regarding comments I made about Micheal Moore. I concede there
were some good comments made in repsonse, although my response
to them was (has) not been published. Perhaps this gentleman
conveys my sentiments much better than I did. Although Michael
Moore is entiled to his opinion, are not we entitled to the
whole truth without bias? There are many people out there
who are not able to make up their own minds and are too easily
swayed and tend to jump on the band wagon based on what is
relayed by the media?
The rest of this weeks Overflow is just bits
and pieces that have been collecting dust in my inbox...
Subject: Those Cheerleaders
Dear Mr Awsome, a bout an update or two
back some geezer posted a fuckin' ACE picture of these cheerleaders
in tiny skirts that only covered about an inch of their
arses. And what arses ! My dick extended out to its full
4 and a half inches and has stayed there ever since because
of those chicky babes. Anyway, I got my detective ( Monk
) onto finding out where more fabulous pictures of these
rude cheerleaders can be at found and he came up with www.hoes.ca/soccer_cheerleaders.html.
Then his sidekick ( an actress called Bitty Schram - those
yanks have some fuckin' wierd names eh ? ) gave me a blowjob
because she was jealous. Just made the last bit up actually.
Subject: Mental Scottish Site
Awright braw site n'aw that mate, ye've
probably seen this by noo but if ye huvnae then its a pure
quality site by yin aw my countrymen hae a quick deek its
totally gallus by the way. The cunts aff his heid!!! www.limmy.com
Ah think 'gies yer jaiket' deserves a punt, maybes a bit
specialised likesay but if ye can appreciate barry Scottish
patter then its genius ken whit ah mean. cheers pal eh.
Subject: GREAT NEW WAY TO ANNOY YOUR WIFE
Orsm, I've found a great new way to annoy
the hell out of a nagging wife. If you find yourself getting
nagged because you leave the empty dunny roll on the toilet
window ledge etc, here's a great way for you and the kids
to have some fun, and hopefully stop her nagging about it
After being nagged about the
empty rolls, I slipped one roll into another while cleaning
up one day, then pondered the question, "Just how many
can you fit inside each other?" (Yeah, I only think about
the big, important things in life, hey !). Anyway, one thing
led to another, now my wife is more annoyed about me and the
kids adding to the new "collection" moreso than
my original untidiness. The nagging has stopped (and at least
the looks of utter disgust are silent !)
Here's 10 rolls in one. Can
anyone else beat it? Sure fire way to stop the nagging !
Subject: Toilet nanny
Ladies, this product is the answer to
your prayers! It's a brilliant, little electronic device
that trains the men in your life to put the toilet seat
down. The Toilet Nanny attaches to the bottom of the toilet
seat. When a man lifts the seat, a pleasant British woman's
voice chimes in with: "Excuse me, sir. Please try to
urinate in the toilet -- not on the floor. And put the seat
down when you are finished. Thank you."
It's a truly radical device!
As silly as it is, men will have to be complete morons not
to lower the seat after this pleasant reminder. The Toilet
Nanny comes complete with batteries, which will work for about
800 warnings. Surely enough time for your man to be properly
A drunk friend of my
phillip A ryan
Subject: It must be the age thing?
Dear Abby, I met Laurie at a singles
dance. I knew as soon as I looked at her that she was too
young for me. I'm 56, and she was 36, twenty years my junior.
I really regretted it because we got along so well that
evening. She made me feel so comfortable in her presence.
Our age difference didn't seem to matter to her as much
as it did to me. Abby, I told her I felt people were staring
at us. I said they are probably wondering if I am your father.
She thought I was being silly and said if I wanted to see
her again she would be honored to go out with me. Laurie
and I have been dating now for three months. I really like
her, and I think she likes me. Still, everywhere we go,
I feel people watching us. Sometimes they just outright
stare. It is! Very annoying, and I know it is because of
our age difference, which draws these prolonged looks from
everyone we meet. I just feel so uncomfortable about this
whole thing, and I . . . wonder if I should continue with
Why do people have to be so
rude....? It must be the age thing? Sincerely, Kurt
Subject: How to Discipline Wayward Kids read the story first
Dear Abby, I recently read your column
advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents
to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let
them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclosed
a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just
won't behave while I'm babysitting for his parents. They
have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a
ride, and he usually calms down afterward. Sign me, Tough
Subject: just a pic i want to send ya (its virus free..
symantec scanned it!) PLEASE KEEP MY identity secret!
Hello orsm dude, hows it going man? I've
been an avid fan since I've been hooked up to the Internet
(the good 'ol www.come.to/priceless site). well, i have
a pic i want you to upload... its of a persons desktop...(look
at the taskbar) it's... umm.. been tampered with, but its
funny and i cant find a place to upload it. cheers. you've
prolly heard this too but KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ;)
Subject: Easyjet hail damage
been interesting to be on board.
Subject: bush bog
pic of a mate out bush
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