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Email Overflow...

This much love and sadly neglected section of Orsm.net is where all the reader mail I couldn’t fit on the main page ends up. This is in no way indicates the quality of course - I’m just limited by space and with the sheer volume of mail that comes in it’s impossible to post it all every week.

Anyway if you would like to contribute to Reader Mail and have your stuff viewed by millions then we are always more than happy to receive absolutely anything you wanna send! Funny videos, naked pics of your ex or current girlfriend, jokes or practically anything else you can attach to an email are all welcome... all you must do is click here and make the magic happen.

Let’s start with the following email which I posted in my 13th July update...

trless wrote:
Subject: Italian soccer?
Ok, mr. ORSM, on last update I've seen again a video against Italian soccer... So I think you're burning for our victory against your soccer team (not even in a dream Australia could defeat Italy!!!!ahahaah!) I really laugh a lot seeing people like you that does not admit AN IMPORTANT FACT: WE ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS, LEARN FROM OUR SOCCER AND EAT OUR SHIT, LOSERS!!!! AHAHAH!

As expected there was a tonne of replies. Here’s some of them...

Alex wrote:
Subject: Italian Soccer team...What a disgrace.
Dear Orsm, I am writing to you in response to that shit head "trless" that wrote to you on the last update about the Italian soccer team (Subject: Italian Soccer). I am Italian blooded from both sides of the family, so let me tell you the following..... the Italian soccer team did not play in the true spirit of the game. I understand that it is a general tactic in Soccer to throw yourself on the ground, in the attempt to be rewarded a cheap free kick (or penalty).... but the Italians have taken the Oscar awards of faking it. They also received a red Carpet treatment by faking a penalty foul against Australia with 3 seconds to go. Lets not also forget all the times they threw themselves on the ground against other teams to earn the red carpet treatment into the Quarter Finals. Then they play Ukrania for a semi final entry..... lets say no more.

Italians have always been cheats, just have a look at whats happening in their own backyard in the "SERIE A" League. Many of the teams, players and also officials are under investigation for match fixing. What a disgrace that is!!!

Finally, there is no real glory for any team to win a world cup final thru a Penalty shootout. Its more like a lottery gamble. FIFA needed a result which in turn Italy has won, but they can not claim victory.

<with held> wrote:
Subject: greasy italians!
trless was saying us aussie should eat the italians shit? well mate the world over knows the italians are a bunch of skirts... never have i seen such a display of femininity untill i watched the acting of the italians. u fucken wogs cheated through the world cup... im not saying australia is better but a fair go is all that was asked... australia lost (was cheated) with pride... italy won like a bunch of shameful losers... not only us aussies realise this!

Thatmosis wrote:
Subject: Italian Diving Team
Sad, sad ,sad, when a team of CHEATS can go on to become the so called World Champions. It really sends a bad message to the young kids out there who play sport, dont worry about learning the finer points of the game, learn how to take a dive and you will win more games than you lose and the governing body will not raise a hand to stop you. I suppose the fact that the Italian Diving, sorry "Soccer" team was worth $400,000,000 and the Australian Team was only worth about $40,000,000 may have had something to do with it, I mean, cant have a team of amatures beating one of the top teams, what would the sponsors say, money talks volumes as usual. Sad, sad, sad.

Andrew wrote:
Subject: Response to trless Subject: Italian soccer?
I don't watch soccer. Personally I think it's a boring sport, but I happened to watch most of the match: France vs Italy. And viewing as someone who really doesn't give a shit about the sport, I can honestly say I have never witnessed such a bunch of cheating, cry baby, pussies that are the Italians. Zidane's 'head butting' was undoubtedly the coolest way to end a career. Someone had to give those bad acting Italians something to really cry about. Good on Zidane and the French. Cheers

Marcus wrote:
Subject: Italian soccer?
Obviously an Aussie since they call it Soccer and not Football. When I went to school pre political correctness it was called Wog ball, and only fat pimply boys and Wogs played it because real sports like Aussie rules and Rugby were "too hard". I'd like to see an International "Friendly" Soccer game in Australia, with our boys playing Italys finest, then we would see a real spectacle, cheating wogs getting burning flares shoved right up their arses.

john wrote:
Subject: Italian gay cunts
Your probably going to need a page for all the shit coming in on the italian 'victory'. That gayboi Italian dude needs his head read, him and his fucking team are just too sad,only proves what a bunch of slimey low lifes they really are. The Aussies walked out with their heads held high. Fucking sportsmanship has gone,you ruined a good competition,take pride in that. Zidane would have kicked him the nuts but you bitches aint got none,now fuck off your hairy sisters waiting with the strapon

MC wrote:
Subject: Italian wanker!!
Was weird how people used to like Italians when Rocky was the shit. Rocky even gave them the illusion of being hard dudes. Pity the Football team has turned the name "Italian Stallion" into something of a faggot pony!!! Win or lose, the Italian Football team will always be a bunch of soft cocks!!! Orsm you rock Tiges!! Keep it up.

Eric wrote:
Subject: To the Italian Soccer Fan
First and foremost, let's all give it up to Mr. Orsm, without him, the Italian Dickweed soccer fan wouldn't have been able to have his stupid fucking say about his team. Now, being an American, who watched the tournament despite having little interest in soccer, and have no sore feelings about the deplorable play of the American soccer team, I am writing this as a neutral, honest person who really didn't give a shit. I for one was in shock at how poor the officiating was. The games were called so unevenly I could have sworn that President Bush was in charge of the games.

As far as the Italians winning, let's not forget that the reason Italy won to begin with was because the ball hit the crossbar, NOT because the Italians smoked the French to begin with. Not to mention I was a little creeped out by the players coming on to the field holding the hands of little boys. Who was the fucking program director, Michael Jackson? As far as the games are concerned, I don't know who did more acting, the French or the Italians. As far as sportsmanship is concerned, neither team had ANY right to complain. The Italians were dropping even if their opponent BREATHED on them, and who the fuck knows what happened that a guy got 3 yellow cards in one game.

Enough about Zidane as well! You want to know true unsportsmanlike conduct, look up Todd Burtuzi attacking Steve Moore in hockey and find out true violence in sports. So while the Italians did "win" the world cup, the ultimate point is they didn't "beat" the French, for what it's worth, they just got plain old fucking lucky.

George wrote:
Subject: The italian soccer wanker
Just to that idiot from Italy, going on about how good Italian Soccer is. Why dont you play a real sport you loser's.... Is Soccer all your country has to feel superior? And the fact that you won the world cup by cheating, like your domestic soccer league is full of cheaters, just shows us how crap soccer is. So go suck a meatball outta my arse!! Cause no one cares!

Pringles wrote:
Subject: TRLESS
DEAR TRLESS.......MOST AUSTRALIANS HAVE TAKEN THE LOSS LIKE GOOD AUSSIES DO BUT THE ONES WHO HAVENT HAVE GOT A GOOD REASON NOT TO.....I RECKON HALF OF THE ITALIAN SOCCER PLAYERS SHOULD TRY OUT FOR DIVING IN THE OLYMPICS BECAUSE I RECKON MOST OF THEM WOULD HAVE A GOOD CHANCE AT WINNING A GOLD MEDAL.....EG. GROSSO AND OLD MATE WHO GOT HEADBUTTED BY ZIDANE.....HE MADE IT LOOK WORSE THAN IT REALLY WAS....ALSO U R LUCKY TO BE WORLD CHAMPIONS BECAUSE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ANYONE CAN WIN A PENALTY SHOOT OUT....SO HOW BOUT U EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AND WAKE UP TO YOUR SELF!!!NEXT TIME THE AUSSIES PLAY U FULLAS WE WILL WIN!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!

Colin wrote:
Subject: Italian soccer
In reply to the sad Italian fan.... Why is Italy shaped like a boot? You can't fit that much crap in a tennis shoe!

Mr N wrote:
Subject: Re: World Cup and that whack italian dude...
Italy might as well be the world home for Drama/Theatre, they sure do practice those acting skillz alot... It's unfortunate we have to wait 4 yrs to see Italy lose but dont worry it'll be so worth it =P

Mick wrote:
Subject: Italian Soccer Fan
Notice I still call it soccer. I suppose at least Australia can say that we do not have our premier league investigated because they are cheats. I live next to an Italian who was looking forward to the final but he was disgusted like the rest of the world by the unsportsmanlike attitude that Italy have. And if Italy is so good why the fuck are you here. I have good friends who are Italian and maggots like you just give them a bad name. Fuck off, please.

And now for some of the other email thats been building up around here over the last few months...

<with held> wrote:
Subject: NSFW
Gawd, I love chicks at our shows!!!!! Check it...

More @ myspace.com/shakyjakerocks. -Orsm

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bob chic wrote:
Subject: bendertiger nudey pics
hello!!!! here are the pics fromt eh weirdo. he signed up to boost cruising and as his introduction to the forum he made a thread titled photo shoot i did last night.... if u google this guys name u can c how much of a forum junkie he is... fucking weirdo

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Sean wrote:
Subject: funny pic of my brother
Hello ORSM! attached is a picture of my brother. The other day he was up on the top of our roof cleaning the gutters, and he kept showing his ass. So I went in and got a camera and told him if he did it again I'd post his picture of his ass on the Internet, but he didn't think I would take the picture. So Mr. Orsm here's the picture of my brother showing his ass, please post this picture so he can truly feel like an ass. Oh his name is Justin by the way. Keep up the great work on this site.

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Trev wrote:
Subject: retouch of a retouch!
ok ok I know I'm getting worse but here goes my next attempt

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Lee wrote:
Subject: great white
I think this was that guy, Jacque Cousteau's son or something. I heard about some nutter dressing up in a great white costume and swimming with them while they feed.

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alex wrote:
Subject: Australian Open
Hey Orsm, Dont know if u watched the Australian Open, but i made this for all the fans of the Cypriot, Marcos Baghdatis..

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Justa Friend wrote:
Subject: Pic attached
Hey ORSM... You rock. Long time surfer, first time submitter. Been wishing I had something ORSM worthy to send and the other day I was playing with my wiener...came up with this. Please post, minus my name...maybe the lady lookers will get a chuckle out of it. Keep up the site..its ORSM!

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Hello ORSM
I forgot I had this but dug it out the other day - it's from the TV Times, June 1996. Three Lions worth of cock, in case you hadn't noticed. Anonymity please.

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Seth Atkins wrote:
Subject: More F-650 Fun!!
this is how we use the F-650 where I'm at. Amazing tow truck barely missed the stoplights, but the truck didn't seem to care!

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Maulrat wrote:
Subject: Flaming Homo
Look at this gem I found the other day.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: pix
Hello Mr. orsm love ur site lots of kool stuff on there here is a pic of me and my wife if u think we make a good match post,, please dont show my info.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Beauty by the lake
Hello Mr Orsm! Been a loyal fan of your site and here's my first contribution. I made this photo couple of years ago at the Estonian Student Summer Games. Don't know her but I've got a good reason why I didn't get her number - she had a huge bloke standing next to her. Keep up the good work!

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Beno wrote:
Subject: The great lake that was.
Hey Orsm, just thought i share with you my favourite swimming and fishing spot as a kid! This Lake was always dotted with boats and water skiers. Kids playing on the banks fishing with their parents. Was a great little spot because You only get so many days a year down there that allow you to swim and enjoy the sunshine (near Ballarat) as it usally raining, snowing or something just as miserable.. I should know i used to have to ride my bike to school 10 kms each way everyday in it.... yawn. anyways look at this beautiful enticing lake now! P.S. Glad im living on the Gold Coast now i can tell ya!

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Moose in river
Here are some photos of a moose stuck in the Miramichi River near Doaktown, New Brunswick on January 30, 2006. Please don't use my details.

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Ross MacPherson wrote:
Subject: Has anyone got a spare Tower Crane ?????
This is amazing! Just makes you wonder - why would so many people want to go live in Dubai??? Why DUBAI? World Fastest Growing City. Some US$90 BILLION (2005 EST.) projects are on-going in Dubai alone!

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Jordan wrote:
Subject: Lil Bro's Truck
This is my little brother Stevens toy truck... as you can see he has a ball in it.. Here's a couple of shots from Landcruiser National Park in Qld.. Love your site, always brightens up my week.. Hope you like the photos, the trucks nearly unstoppable.

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Some Stooge wrote:
Subject: Glenda
Here's some pic's of Broome's flooding thanks to TC Glenda

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Toni wrote:
Subject: somewhere in croatia
Excuse me because I dont speak good english, but I tray to explain whats happend. There was an idiot with old white Fiat 128 and he put on the trailer 1,2 m long those trees and iron 6 m. long. He loosed control and this trailer is gone in other side of street. In this moment is came black Fiat punto and crashed against trailer and gone out of the street. In this Punto was 25 year old girl. Doctors still combating to save her life. I sent to you those pics to see how egsist an idiot who can seriusli dammage some lives to save his 20 euro for rent transport truck. I hope that you understand what I wrote. Sorry about english

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Found some pictures
Hi, found these pictures somewhere. Well this some sort of an Ex. But please keep care of my adress as it would not be fun for me to deal with her again... Feel free to post them ;-)

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larryc wrote:
Subject: sled
i'm still waiting 4 someone to see if they have what it take's to get a shot at the title... i'm not saying she's the fastest i just want to see what it takes to beat her? i'll see you in the snow if you have the balls to be beat by a 600

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