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The Email Overflow...

Mail... and lots of it. This lot covers most of the submissions leftover from 2009 which weren’t posted on the main page. Why weren’t they posted? The excuse ranges anywhere between spade restrictions and my mood but I'll let you guys decide for yourselves.

Before we get on with it, if you would like to contribute to Reader Mail and have your stuff viewed by millions, maybe billions or possibly trillions of Orsm surfers then we are always more than happy to receive absolutely anything you want to send! Funny videos, naked pics of your ex or current girlfriend, jokes or practically whatever else you can staple to an email are all welcome... all you must do is click here and get it happening.

Now in absolutely no order of importance or relevance here is the Overflow...

OneMan wrote:
Subject: My 2008 fireworks pic
This is the most interesting photo i captured of the new years fireworks. Cheers and happy new year..
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Brent wrote:
Subject: Skyline Vs. Locust Swarm
Driving between Wangaratta and Rutherglen in country Victoria we drove into a black cloud. It ended up being a swarm of locusts (plenty around atm). Im glad they came off 2nd best. Had to pull over and clean em out of the front of the car twice on the way home.
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Big Bad wrote:
Subject: Nice Sticker
Hi, Spoted this on the Kwinana Fwy last week looked funny. Please do not display my info e-mail. Thank you.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: sign
love the site, heres a sign I found on a ladies toilet in Tassie, please hide details
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Ron wrote:
Subject: Random
An odd pic take at the lake house.
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Kevin wrote:
Subject: Keyboard etc.
Keep up the good work and I know I owe you some class photos from Thailand so here is a quick shot of a fantastic Tat on a go-go dancers back that I took a while back. Don't really give a shit if you post my name or not unlike most of your contributors as long as it doesn't get me shitloads of spam!
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Steve wrote:
Subject: Cock Flavoured Soup
Dear Orsm, Saw this in a local ASDA supermarket the other day. The store in question is in Liverpool, England, a shitty city full of cocks and despicable scummy scouse cunts! Hopefully the attached photo is one you would use for your RS or reader mail sections. Cheers.
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Brian wrote:
Subject: Commie Fags
This is a real Russian stamp from 1968 celebrating the revolution of 1918.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Wife's Piercing
This is a phone-cam pic the wife took of her funspot piercing. As per the drill please dont post my info
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Cornel wrote:
Subject: Zim Dollars
Hi Orsm, Here are some of the Zim Dollar notes. 25 000 000 ZWD = 10 USD
Martin wrote:
Subject: Barak Obama Funny terminator pic
Hello from the uk!!! We are big fans of your site and thought you might enjoy our latest Barak Obama gag. See our podcast at martsandspencer.co.uk. Cheers!!
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Messenger bot
Hi. Long time fan. These messenger bots are just so much fun. First when I encountered one I was amazed, how human-like it was the first few sentences. I’ve reported them all since and by now it’s just one way to have a laugh. Withhold the details please if you decide to post this.
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Stuart wrote:
Subject: You Decide
Beat to Travel Economy or Business Class? - You Decide...
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Watch out for projectile dod poo!
FOund this in a housing development. hide my details please.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Online golf shop fail
Great Site Mr. ORSM I was looking for a new set of Golf Clubs when this site came up once you have made your selection the set cost more than the normal RRP and still tries to make out your saving money I wondered if anyone has bought of this site - no deatails Mr. ORSM
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Ian wrote:
Subject: In Need of a Maid
Mr. Orsm, Gotta say I've been looking forward to your weekly updates for the past couple of years. Thought you might find this add funny. Please congratulate my bro Jay on his new baby Brody. Jay is a weekly reader and I'm sure soon enough Brody will be as well. Keep up the great work.
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Rick wrote:
Subject: Een afbeelding voor U
Incredibel how someone still can have a woody after almost 5 hours of tennis Nadal after semi final Australian open

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Billy wrote:
Subject: Freaky Cat
Saw this on the classifieds at work, nice cat looking for good home, more like freaky cat looking to be cooked in a microwave.
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jonesy wrote:
Subject: funny pic
was having alook thru rays outdoors the other day. i just couldnt believe it. what else are you supposed to put in them? cheers
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Kevin wrote:
Subject: Hi
Hi Mr Orsm - Thought you might see the funny side of this Yahoo news page.......I did
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Marie wrote:
Subject: Randome shite page
I found this on ninemsn website. hope you can use it. cheers
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David wrote:
Subject: Bad Google
Hi Mr Orsm. orsm site. Friday is the highlight of my week, weekend time and check orsm time. Google was a bit naughty this week. Not sure if you have seen this or not.....
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John wrote:
Subject: something you might be able to use.
A cemetary that I came across while driving the back roads of Southern Ontario. Great site.
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CJ wrote:
Subject: Very Serious Golf Question
Hi Orsm, Need some help - see attached. Do you reckon any of your readers might be able to help? Cheers.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: epic fail
long time blah blah blah i was bored nd seen this on myspace thort it was quite funny hold any info please
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Shane wrote:
Subject: telstra wtf
Yo Mr Orsm. Been reading your site for years and finally decided to send something in. Was reading the Telstra bigpond site the other day and came across this. Enjoy
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Counting sheep
My mind starts to wander when I have insomnia, so I created this one for your RS section. Once again withhold info etc etc. Cheers.
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Duncan wrote:
Subject: Interesting rear passage
I was in Marbella recently. Great weather - but this really did it for me. Pls don't publish email addy.
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RIPUWITHOUTCARE wrote:
Subject: camel toe
hey man, love the site. thought you might appreciate a pic of a nice, big camel toe my friend snagged at a local wildlife expo here.
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Michael wrote:
Subject: Teleprompter
Seen this one? They're having a heyday over this teleprompter business. apparently, some are learning that the Obamanator isn't quote so eloquent when it comes to extemporaneous speaking.
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C.Watson wrote:
Subject: Thank Heaven for Kevin
Hi Orsm, Just saw this ad running for the local Hobby shop and thought you'd like it.
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Russ wrote:
Subject: If it's open....grab it!
Hey ORSM! On the news last night. Toronto being the increasingly congested city that it is, we have to use every inch of parking space available. (Some 'old dear' stepped on the gas instead of.........well, you know!)
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: News & Grapevine updates from autosport.com
Mate below made this "official" news story, please delete names etc
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Swwet & Salty
Hey Mr ORSM. Am I the only one who see the funny side of this museli bar wrapper ? Love your site, Please dont publish my details. Cheers,
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Mr Duck wrote:
Subject: Water Dragon
I took this photo a while ago now on my phone whilst at work. I wish I had had a proper camera at the time. They are around work but usually hanging in the bushes above the water and very hard to see. And you never have a camera at hand.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: "Tiger" airwaves
Not sure if this interests you. On ninemsn now - some employee has selected "Tiger Woods" as an appropriate photo for a story on "Tiger Airlines". Use as you see fit, please don't mention my name or details.
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Lucas de Beer wrote:
Subject: For Sale!!!!! House with Pool
Hi All. I thought that some of you will be very interested in purchasing a cottage. This is a very good buy especially at these tough times of economic crisis.......... LET ME KNOW URGENTLY. SPACIOUS AND NEAT HOUSE FOR SALE. Pool (15 meters x 8 meters). 3 BEDROOMS. 1 BATHROOM. CHERRYWOOD KITCHEN. LOUNGE. NOOK/DINING ROOM. DOUBLE GARAGE. MASSIVE YARD. ON BUS ROUTE. AVAILABLE 01 APRIL 2009. PRICE: Negotiable. Offer not to be missed!
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Michael wrote:
Subject: Redneck word of the Day
Redneck word of the day: "OBAMA". I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF!
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Random Pic for you
Found on the Web, don't know the details, thought you might like. Enjoy. Keep my info private, please. -Have a better one!
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7329918923 wrote:
Subject: Emailing
This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!
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Christopher wrote:
Subject: This shite
Hola Señor Orsm! I was going through some boxes filled with bits and pieces of my past life...came across this. I'm not going to lie and say I was the medic that went along on that outing...BUT I will say that during the intake of that sand covered piece of shit and the others with him we DID take incoming. Hmmmmm, coincidence? BOOOOSHIT!!!! Anyways, have been lorvin the site for the past....the first tasteless were, are, and always will be THE BEST!!!! Be good, be safe, and spot on!!!
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nate d great wrote:
Subject: Picture
Long time fan, first time post, was messing around on the net and found this error, keep on keeping on with the website.
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Steve wrote:
Subject: MEXICAN FLU VIRUS AFTER FARMER BREEDS SHEEP WITH PIG
Pictures have just been released of the shig, it a special breed when a farmer in Mexico bred a pig with a sheep, the reason ? well we are not sure perhaps he fancied Lamb crackling or pigs wool sweater, never the less our main concern is, IT"S ALIVE !!! anyone fancy some furry bacon ?
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Chris wrote:
Subject: Mowing the grass
Here is a soldier stationed in Afghanistan posted to a big sand box. He asked his wife to send him dirt (Australian soil), fertilizer, and some grass seed so that he can smell the grass, and feel it grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass in Australian soil - to bring them good luck.

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Uwe wrote:
Subject: Dumbo-Hedgehog
Hey mr. Orsm, here's a cute one. Nothing more to say ;o) greetings from germany !
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lickballs wrote:
Subject: "big log"
Hey orsm love your site, your the shit!!!! found this on a cop car, where else but queensland "the smart state"....... if you cant see, "big log". Cheers orsm
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Mark wrote:
Subject: Odd Accident
The couple lived on Woodlea lane, according to WOOD-TV (which brings up some interesting questions about the shows they air.). IS there such a thing as too much wood?
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chris wrote:
Subject: license plate here in cincinnati ohio
the plate says it all!!! remove my info if u use it.love the site.
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Mikey in Chicago wrote:
Subject: New Doctor Show
Greetings, your Orsmness. This billboard went up recently locally. Not a PhotoShop. Sorry about the poor quality.
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Tel M wrote:
Subject: Emailing
Maybe my friends baby photo will be of some use....
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Supaduck wrote:
Subject: question
TEEHEE check out the link
CJ wrote:
Subject: Dog Training
G'day orsm, Sometimes I just do not understand my girlfriend. Last week my neighbour was out training her dog and I got yelled at for staring. I still don't know what the problem was. I've attached a photo. Can some one tell me why the GF is still mad at me? Cheers.
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Eddie UK wrote:
Subject: Pic for ya
Hi, long time reader. Love your siteman! I sent a couple of things before but never saw 'em up. Hope this might make it. I was on facebook and my girlfriend had to call off our weekend sex sesh because she had the painters in bad, so I looked if there was a group about hating periods and sure enough there was, so I joined, said my sarky comment and then saw the varification words it had given me lol

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: I'd hit that...
hey long time reader...blah blah blah...found this a while back while surfin' the news and found too funny not to share. please hide my details...
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Funny Pic of Billy Mayes
Mr. Orsm, Here's a funny pic of Billy Mayes and that other guy from the show Pitchmen. Enjoy! Please withhold my email address.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Taxi!
1 Taxi | 1 Driver | 112 Passengers
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Spelling Fail
Long time veiwer, First time mailer blah blah kiss ass blah blah. Thought you would get a kick out of this, found it on a PT Cruiser where I work. The usual hid the info Thanks!!
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ejh3 wrote:
Subject: Madoff's new home
Madoff's new home, Butner Federal Prison, Butner, NC (google earth=632 ')
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SS wrote:
Subject: Facial Expressions
In the following pictures, you see people with very strong facial expressions. They seem to be in a very private, personal moment!!! Can you identify the expression ......... 'What its all about'? If you are unable to identify this expression, the answer is simple. They are getting ready to sneeze!!!!!!

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Mark wrote:
Subject: Shop at Amazon. And save!!
Hi Mr O, Recently I bough a watch on Amazon.com. It was marked down from US$695 to US$73. Good deal I thought. Turned out to be a nice watch. Now of course, every 8 and a half minutes I get another email from amazon advising me of their latest deal. As tempting as this current one is, with difficulty I'll have to pass on it. I think I probably have enough watches for a while.
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Keiran wrote:
Subject: The bitchbox
Pissed myself when I saw this on tv. Maybe for RS?
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Ross wrote:
Subject: Emailing
Jaws 4?
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Headline
Hey Orsm, love your site. Here is a little something I noticed while browsing the herald sun website. Please hide my details. Cheers
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Ivar wrote:
Subject: Picture.
Hello Mr. Orsm. Love your site. Found this on my mates computer, in a folder named "top secret". Feel free to post. Please do not publish my email.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Picture
Dear Mr. Orsm. Big fan of your site, first time to send a picture though. This one I, by an incident, found on facebook. It turns out to be a local hero! Feel free to post (sure hope you do). Please hide e-mail and name.
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Don wrote:
Subject: do they have this kind of beach shoes in aus?
Vernon B.C. Canada a day or two ago. I wore sandals.
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Sotrapedo wrote:
Subject: orsm.net
Dear Mr. Orsm. I believe this can be used on your site. Pretty amazing I think.. Best regards from norway. Please hide e-mail, name etc. With love from the Sotrapedo
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Jason wrote:
Subject: Our friend Mikey.
This is my friend Jeremy's midget. He won him in a card game. He tortures him regularly, and I am told that this is just the beginning. More to come...
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Supaduck wrote:
Subject: New bridge at the Hoover Dam
Creeping closer inch by inch – 900ft above the mighty Colorado River – the two sides of a $160 million bridge at the Hoover Dam in America slowly take shape. When complete, it will provide a new link between the states of Nevada and Arizona. In an incredible feat of engineering, the road will be supported on the two massive concrete arches which jut out of the rock face. The arches will eventually measure more than 1,000ft across. At the moment, the structure looks like a traditional suspension bridge. But once the arches are complete, the suspending cables on each side will be removed.
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Terry wrote:
Subject: A sharing of life after tragedy
The Jesusita Fire in Santa Barbara , CA last week caused these two to take shelter together. The fawn is 3 days old and the bobcat about 3 weeks. The fawn came from somewhere in the fire and the bobcat from Carpentaria. They immediately bonded and snuggled together under a desk in the Santa Barbara County Dispatch Office for several hours.
Leman wrote:
Subject: Shit you only see in the country!
Been a fan of your site for years. Keep doing your thug thizzle big dog. Decided its my turn to contribute for the cause. As I was on my way to work one day, I approached a stop light and this is what I see.
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Bobby wrote:
Subject: sperm
Ever wondered what a sperm bank looks like?
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: haircuts
ahahaha this was at a shop on sydney road in melbourne. peace
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Tim wrote:
Subject: Even kookaburras hate Fords
This one was pecking the shit out of some poor bloke's FULLY SICK MAAAAAATE car. I did get close to it to see if it was injured but the bird seemed OK, it kept setting off the alarm.
Damian @ sydney wrote:
Subject: an amazing thing happened
I was pouring milk into my wheetbix the other morning and as always spilled a bit from it bouncing off the wheet bix. well this is what it looked like, had to take a pic of that!!
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Chris wrote:
Subject: Stupid mate
Here is my mate on my 23rd bday after being an ass and scaring all the women folk off and then being dumb enough to pass out first. Please don't poast my details.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Picture contribution
I have attached an image you may like. My caption for the picture would probably something like: "Even if you are a relative of General Robert E. Lee, you still may be 'impotant'." I contacted the "seller" & he replied with his appreciation and would edit the description. I did not tell him that I had done a screen shot & would be sending it to you (my first choice). I have not checked if the description has been edited yet. Too bad....
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Bernie Russell wrote:
Subject: you can get it
gday old cock,long time looker, (courtesy of woody on the gold coast),first time contributor, this is the back of the bunk on my new kenworth,cheers bernie, leave my info im a closet phsycopath in need of victims,,, cheers
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Will Smith wrote:
Subject: Squirrel
Is the anywhere that damn squirrel won't go... This guy is showing up in the most amazing places.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Confirmation that is evil...
Please keep me anonymous if you post it on the site. I'm sure the Resident Evil fans will get a chuckle... Awesome work weekly as always.
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Stuart Kinner wrote:
Subject: Gordon Brown making signs to himself...
Gordon Brown responds to taunts from the other side of the House...
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Annette wrote:
Subject: huh?
Ohhhhhhhkay. Visited Sydney recently and my sons wanted to buy themselves a little treat. Went to Toys R us in Chatswood and came across this bargain!!!!
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Joey Byrne in the Peoples Republic Of Cork wrote:
Subject: The T-shirt never lie's!
The T-Shirt never lie's your a bumder Al O Connor!
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Big Fan
Hi Orsm, Your site gets better and better every Thursday!! My friend Keith is at it again - I thought you'd like this pic he got from North Carolina! Keep up the great work!
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Ben wrote:
Subject: Van message
We need more of these ...NICE van!! Way to Go!!
Johnee D wrote:
Subject: Milf Oil!
When lil Johnee goes to the beach, he doesnt use suntan lotion, he uses "Milf Oil" to attract the wild beasties!
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Staci wrote:
Subject: only in jersey...
I saw this license plate driving in front of me today...you only find stuff like this in Jersey! Enjoy!
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Roger wrote:
Subject: Weird vegetables...
For your interest and consideration...
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John B wrote:
Subject: RockFace!!!
Nearly bobbed myself when i first saw this whilst out walking. The hills certainly do have eyes dont you think?
xitz wrote:
Subject: Sign up your dog too
I signed my dog up for welfare. Do you think he's eligible ? He's black, lazy & has no idea who his daddy is....
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Jason V wrote:
Subject: 'young poon' photo for random shite
great site- go a little easier on the ads though bro. i took this photo of a distribution center in the phoenix, arizona area. i wonder if they make 'tang' here....
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Tony wrote:
Subject: Interesting map entry
Found this on a 1945 map of the area not far from where I live. I think I need to visit soon...
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doak wrote:
Subject: MondayMorning REALITY !
The object of the game is to destroy A merican capitalism by having the government take over everything! Want to play?? No ????? Too BAD...We're already THERE !
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Vee wrote:
Subject: added security
Hey Mate. Extra security on this van!! Pointless when there's glass above it XD Cheers
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Michael wrote:
Subject: educatr
Took this pic today while driving....no wonder South Carolina is 49 outta 50. in education if this is what our "educatr"s are putting on their cars.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Pokerstars...WTF?
Hi Orsm. Check out this "gabo". I saw this while playing online poker recently. Some people have no idea. Note child in photo, even more disturbing! Cheers
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Phil wrote:
Subject: Tree Knot
Hey Mr Orsm, Like everyone else, love the site. Thanks. I saw this tree knot in the garden of a friend, and it seemed familiar to me for some reason. Like I'd seen it, or something like it, before somewhere. It's a poor picture I'm afraid because, inexplicably, my hand was shaking. I can't explain it but, I know if I had a tree like that, I wouldn't go out any more. Cheers.
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Jonny wrote:
Subject: money shot
this is actually my wife!!!!
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Scott wrote:
Subject: Uh Oh!
Ok, so my paint skills aren't the best, but I'm sure you'll get the delema I may have! Love the site blah, blah, blah......Cheers.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Pacman?
Howdy, I have heard of the virgin Mary in a nan bread and Jesus in some toast but how many people have found Pacman in their crisps! Hide details please - I am too ashamed to admit taking a photo of my crisps!
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Stuart wrote:
Subject: Northwest Airlines Overflies Destination...
You will no doubt have heard about the Northwest Airlines flight that flew some 90mins past Minneapolis, its planned destination, just a week or two ago. Well, the NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) have just released a photograph of the cockpit of the said aircraft, which the Board believes may have caused some distraction to the Northwest pilots flying it.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Sex Toys
Thought you might find this picture funny. Please dont show any details.
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Paul wrote:
Subject: Newest Radar Cars in Ontario !!!
Newest Radar Cars in Ontario !!! NOT THAT ANY OF YOU LAW ABIDING CITIZENS WOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS ANYWAY. Just your "average Taxi" right... WRONG ! It's intentionally designed to look like a taxi...no special markings, etc. Note the red lights, front and rear view mirror area. The roof sign actually says "Police". This is the latest in 'POLICE RADAR CAR'.. Now in use in  Guelph, Georgetown, Milton and Orangeville areas. Soon to come to a city near you.

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doak wrote:
Subject: Veterans Day picture
maybe his hands were COLD?
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Chris wrote:
Subject: Emailing
Anyone after a bargain for christmas?
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: boat trip
sign on a boat in turkey...did'nt see scenery..just tits... don't tell anyone who i am...thanks. brill site...check it every two weeks
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J W wrote:
Subject: highly amusing...
hey, love the site... can you believe this proofreader has a job?
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Stuart wrote:
Subject: Anyone want a job?
Anyone want a job? Leeds University

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Ben wrote:
Subject: Unsavoury Gummis!
Hey Mr ORSM, thought you might get a kick outta this. Cracked open a bag of lollies my kid got at a Christmas party and this tasty little treat was amongst them. My wife tells me it's a stocking, I reckon my mind lives in the gutter - what do you think?
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Daniel wrote:
Subject: iGoogle Weather Fail
I live in Perth WA, not Perth Scotland, and had setup my iGoogle weather box to display as such. It has been working fine until today. Holy shit, a chance of snow on Saturday?
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Thomas wrote:
Subject: iTunes
Found this on iTunes today!
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Awesome Support
This past friday a man emailed Microsoft Support for help with downloading his trial of Office. In response, we (I work for Microsoft support) sent simple instructions on how to proceed and another message saying "attached is an image with detailed instructions." Referring to this image. Hold my details.
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muttman wrote:
Subject: surviving mumbai calling
screengrab from ABC's iView. an extreme episode of mumbai calling?
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Stretch Zooma
Hey ORSM I came across this Stretch Zooma in my travels around Maddington the other day and thought you would get a kick out of it. The owner has taken a Yamaha Zooma 50cc scooter cut it in half and done a backyard extension on it. Here's the photo's.
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James wrote:
Subject: Epic Failure
Mum going to bank in the morning at the Wangara NAB, she must have decided she really wanted a new car cus she dropped it off the retaining wall!! At least she was close to some car yards :)
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Mr Duck wrote:
Subject: Meet Margaret (check out those eyes)
Most babies measuring 5ft would be considered big, but newborn giraffe, Margaret, at Chester Zoo, UK is seen as unusually small for her species. HOW SWEET!! She is one of the smallest giraffes ever born at Chester Zoo but pint-sized Margaret will soon be an animal to look up to. Little Margaret, who is the first female Rothschild giraffe born at the zoo, is being hand-reared by her dedicated keepers. The first calf for six-year-old mum Fay, Margaret, who was born two weeks early, tipped the scales at just 34 kilos and is a mere 5ft tall.
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David wrote:
Subject: Nice
Nice little scooter
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mike wrote:
Subject: Russian gift to the U.S.
Russian gift to the U.S. This is a beautiful monument.  It's located in New Jersey. Did you know it existed? Had you heard of this before this email? I had not. This is the "TEAR DROP" made and installed by the Russians to honor those who died in 9 11 and a statement against terrorism. It is very impressive. The tear drop is lined up with the Statue of Liberty .

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Earth hour
This is one of Swedens largest milk producers contribution to earth hour. Usually the milk carton comes in white and green (as shown) but now they changed the colour to encourage everyone to join the earth hour. Been a fan for many many years now! Thanx for a great site!
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Christina wrote:
Subject: Pics to upload
Funny pics of this laotian girl from Los Angeles. Her name is Dao and she loves the penis. I've been having some fun times with her. Once she loosens up a bit on taking pics in the nude, I'll post more.
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xitz wrote:
Subject: Happy what? and back to you
You might wish to know that today is HAPPY PENIS DAY in Japan !! And, pray tell when's the OTHER birthday ??? and how is it celebrated ????
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OneMan wrote:
Subject: SCHOOL BUS
SCHOOL BUS IN PAKISTAN
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Supaduck wrote:
Subject: Rovos Train in SA
an excellent presentation of the famous Blue Train in Africa. I wouldn't mind a ride on this train..
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Al G wrote:
Subject: Membracidae
Top of the day to ya ORSM, Thot you might like some pics. of some critters from the Central and South American jungle. These critters are less than a half inch long. Can't find the name of the last one. Maybe your readers can help me on that one. Have an ABSOLUT great day.......Al G.
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