Subject: Classic Birthday Invite
Dear Orsm. Thought you might like this - some
crazy birthday invite from a girl who obviously likes a little too
much control and has her head buried where the sun doesn't shine!
I especially like the bit about "the more upper-class you dress,
the less likely you shall be denied entry"! What a cow.
Thank you for all your replies
and I am glad all of you can come this Friday to celebrate my 21st
with me. Please read ALL the following to ensure your entry into
Lucy's 21st Birthday Party at The
Ritz Hotel London
Friday, 18th of August 2006
9pm Champagne Reception
10pm Photo Shoots
10:30pm Blowing Candles
Mid-night Pangaea, Mayfair
I have arranged the Ritz to host
a Champagne Reception with a selection of Ritz Champagne for all
my guests, this will be on me so please come and indulge.
A specially made birthday cake
has also been ordered and the Ritz waiters will kindly serve you
each a generous slice with Ritz cutleries, etc... also on me.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR ENTRY:
* When you arrive, take the Hotel entry on the
opposite side of the Green Park tube station [Please refer to your
arrival time at the end of this email]
* When asked "how can I help you Sir/Madame?", you reply
"I am here for Lucy's Birthday Party at the Rivoli Bar"
* You will be escorted to the lounge area next to the Rivoli bar,
where you will hopefully see a gorgeous group of ladies.
If you experience any issues
getting in or getting to the Ritz, please call my mobile on 07782
205 450 and my PA Ms Gill will kindly deal with your queries between
8:30pm to 10pm.
STRICT DRESS CODE:
Gentlemen: Jacket, shirt, and please also bring
a tie (no jeans, trainers, flip-flops, polo-shirts)
Ladies: skirt/top, cocktail dress (no denim, min-skirts, flip-flips,
Advice 1: It goes without saying that the more upper-class you dress,
the less likely you shall be denied entry. Advice 2: Photos will
be taken between 10pm to 10:30pm, and these will be distributed
once processed, therefore you may want to be well-groomed! ;)
Finally... will be accepting
cards and small gifts between 9pm to 11pm...<wink wink> hehehe
I very much look forward to seeing
you all at the Ritz this Friday.
[Please stick to these as best as you can, thank
9:00pm: Lucy, Sophie Sandner, Kajai, Mandeep, Preet, Sanami, Su,
9:15pm: Phoebe, Sophie Seugnet, Theo, Dmitry, Ed, Nikolay, Paul,
9:30pm: Marco, Andrea, Jess, Ovi, Yuki, Olga, Kim, Marcelo, Ulyana,
9:45pm: Sunita, Alan, JingJing, Emma.
10:00pm: Anthony, Rachel, Roger, Uli, Yogi, Gharzi