DRUG DEALERS |
SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS |
| Refer to their clients as "users". |
Refer to their clients as "users". |
| "The first one's free!"
|
"Download a free trial version..." |
| Have important Asian connections. |
Have important Asian connections. |
| Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs" |
Strange jargon:
"SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft" |
| Realise that there's tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
|
Realise that there's tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market. |
| Clients really like your stuff when
it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
|
Clients really like your stuff when
it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
|
| Job is assisted by the industry's
producing newer, more potent product.
|
Job is assisted by the industry's
producing newer, more potent product. |
| Often seen in the company
of pimps, hustlers and
low-lifes.
|
Often seen in the company of marketing
people, venture capitalists and fund managers. |
| When things go wrong, a "fix"
is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.
|
When things go wrong, a "fix"
is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. |
| A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.
|
A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers. |
| Product causes unhealthy addictions.
|
DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem
3D,IRC... |
| Do your job well and you can sleep
with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
|
damn! Damn!! DAMN!!! |
