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| "Come here Brisbane, I'm gonna EAT you." |
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| "Beach time's over Bondi. Try riding this wave." |
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| "Good Morning Far North Queensland. First I'm going to roll you up, then I'm going to smoke you." |
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| Yes Kalgoorlie, I am an alien spaceship unleashing hell. |
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| "I might look like a storm Cape York, but I'm actually a giant swarm of flying spiders. Or that thing from Independence Day..." |
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| "Wake up Sydney, I'm going to swallow you up." |
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| And you Gold Coast. You said you wanted a foamy cappucino right?? |
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| "Think it's hot Alice Springs? Howabout a bit of a fire tornado to warm things up?" |
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| Hey you Mr Hot Stuff. Howabout I cool you off?? |
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| "Wadduya mean you've never seen a tsunami of sand at sea before?! This is AUSTRALIA mate, pull yourself together." |
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| Seriously, these things are constantly circling your coastline. There is no escape. |
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| "I may look 'kind of cool' Barrow Island, but I'm about to eat your airport." |
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| There are 99 things that can kill you in this picture, and only one of them is me. |
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| Get ready to meet your maker Geelong |
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| Yes, I am literally melting the Earth with my unstoppable force. What you going to do about it |
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| "Morning Menindee Lakes. First I'm going to rain down lightning, then I'm going to strip every tree,
finally I'm going to remix your colour via electromagnetic fields. What you got?" |
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| "Oh I'm sorry Mr Tourist, did my desert dust storm ruin your Sydney Harbour photo opportunity?" |
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| Off to Mordor for you Brisbane |
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| STILL NOT SCARED OF ME?! Howabout I spark some lightning in the shape of your country?!? |
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| In all seriousness, Australia often endures extreme weather including bushfires, floods and cyclones. Ours is a nation with a Catastrophic Fire Danger Rating (even higher than Extreme). So take care people. |
