who feels they've been invited to too many weddings
lately have a laugh. This is actually true. It was
in a local newspaper in South Carolina and even Jay
Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show. This is a true
story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception,
the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk
to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
To thank everyone for coming, bringing
gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a manila envelope. He said that this was his gift
and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10
photo of his best man having sex...with the
bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them
and hired a private detective to trail them weeks
prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched
the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!"
He turned to his bride and said, "F*CK you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm out of here!" He had the marriage annulled
the first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken
off the engagement immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway,
as if nothing was wrong.
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for
300 guests for a wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations
in front of all of their friends and their entire