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What Killed Michael Jackson...?

John wrote:
Subject: What Killed Michael Jackson
Hey, luv yr site..... I wrote this on the strength of the txts I was getting...hope u can put it somewhere...

What Killed Michael Jackson?

Michael was never been one for the outdoors. When did you saw him in a pair of shorts and bare-chested? The answer is never and therefore without adequate exercise during the day, letting the sunlight warm his otherwise cold exterior, he led an otherwise drab daytime existence.

Premiere nights, evening red carpet walks and the club scene hasn’t been his forte either. Never did you see Michael flash some leg when exiting a limo out the front of a glitzy LA club, nor was he glimpsed at a trendy late night restaurants….no, he wasn’t out there.

Since his last big court case and the Dangerous tour, Michael has been down. So down he needed the daily supply of two anti-depressants. He was sad, uninspired and searching for the ultimate high, a good time that was never forthcoming.

However in the weeks leading up to his death, he was in training, building his body up for the tour of a lifetime where he would bring back to life the dance moves that thrilled a generation. His rigorous training routines were too much for his frail, drug filled body, that it finally gave up under the intense pressure to dance and dance and dance...

And so to the question, what killed Michael Jackson? Well, you can’t blame it on the sunshine, you can’t blame it on the moonlight, you can’t blame it on the good times…. You must, therefore, blame it on the boogie!


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