degrees-Italian cars won't start.
Irishmen drive with the windows down.
20 degrees-Floridians wear
coats, gloves, and wool hats.
Irishmen throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees-Californians begin
to evacuate the state.
Irishmen go swimming.
Zero degrees-New York landlords
finally turn up the heating.
Irishmen have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero-People
in Miami cease to exist.
Irishmen lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero - Californians
fly away to Mexico.
Irishmen throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero-Polar
bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.
100 degrees below zero-Santa
Claus abandons the North Pole.
Irishmen pull down their ear-flaps.
173 degrees below zero - Ethyl
Irishmen get frustrated when they can't thaw their
297 degrees below zero-Microbial
life start to disappear.
Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero - ALL
atomic motion stops.
Irishmen start saying "is
it just me or is there a nip in the air?"
500 degrees below zero-Hell
IRISHMEN SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP