Welcome to Generation III of 'Orsm.' As you
can probably see, there's been more than a few changes made to the
layout of the site. I've spent several hundred hours pain-stakingly
sifting my way through the more than 6,000 files that comprise it
and it's finally finished.
So why's Gen III here so soon? It was planned that this incarnation
of the site wouldn't 'go live' for at least another month
or two but the shit pretty much hit the fan a few weeks ago
and I had no choice but to glue myself to the computer for
more then 2 weeks straight to get it done. No school. No social
What happened? I recieved a call from my
host saying that I had to
do something ASAP about the site. Reason: up until
now the site has resided in web space that comes with my dial-up
account plus about 7 or 8 other accounts belonging to friends
and family [thankyou to DtM, Tom, Peter, Justin, Hard Liner,
Trevor S, Stuart, Chris, Sloth, Pac Man and anyone else who
I've forgotten!]. Since the inception of the site back in
September 2000 that's suited me just fine, however in the
last few months the traffic has sky rocketed and was, I'm
told, degrading the performance of not only the shared server
it sat on, but the rest of the network too. There was no choice
- site had to be moved. Fair enough. I've known for a while
now that this day was coming - it's actually the reason I
started designing Gen III in the first place!
The resolve? I've splashed out some
serious cash and moved the site to it's own dedicated server.
Basically, I'll now have the flexibility and resources to develop
the site into something much bigger and better.
what does this all mean for you guys? Firstly, I've now got
my own full domain so you can now reach my site by surfing
to Orsm.net. Secondly, I'm pretty
sure that I've got everything back online now which should
mean no more broken downloads and dead links.
It's taken 2 modems uploading
24/7 for a week to get all the files on to the new server
so there's a chance we've missed a few .If you find anything
not working then please email
me so I can get it sorted.
What do y'all think of the
new design anyways? You like what you see? I'm pretty happy
with it this time and it's a bit brighter and easier on the
eye than the last version too. Less seedy I think. It's been
designed to be a shit load more surfable, faster, work in
a number of different resoloutions and both in Netscape and
Internet Explorer. Priceless vids should all be working now
as well as all the vids in the archives.
me a line and let me know what you think of the new look. Myself
and a friend just finished building this
site too. Don't think it'll win any awards or anything but it
has the desired effect.
Anyways, enough dribbling.
On with the update. Probably worth starting with one of these...
Random Galleries 1
- Random Galleries 2 - Random
Galleries 3 - Random Galleries 4
- Random Galleries 5
Pics - Priceless Video - The
Archives - Comics
Some reading to keep you
(Wanker Of The Year) - School
Prank - If Noah Had
Built The Ark Today
Ever wanted more bandwidth? This
article made me moist just thinking about it. 500 megabits per
guy is my new hero. The world needs more people with an attitude
I'm a huge car freak and although I don't drive
anything even resembling a muscle car at the moment, I still have
the utmost respect for the guys that do. This thing sounds like
one mean mutha and would be just a little bit of fun to drive I
think. Aussie muscle rocks!
Congrats on producing a very interesting
web site, I have a look at your site at least once a week and I
am entertained every visit. I see now and then on your web site
that you have an interest in cars. I have built a few cars of my
own. Attached are a few pics of a car I built a few years ago and
is still going strong today. It is a Twin Turbo Commodore running
on straight LPG. I designed the setup myself and it was quite successful.
Basically it was a standard Holden 308 with 2 standard Garrett t3
turbos, the same ones that come on the 6 cylinder VL Commodore.
The car runs solely on LPG so it took me quite a while to sort out
the LPG setup. On the Dyno with the boost at 6 pounds the car made
368 rear wheel hp and 495 foot pounds of torque. It has a 60ltr
LPG tank and I could get about 450km to the tank, if you were not
giving it a hiding.
Turbo V8 - Twin
Turbo V8 - Twin
Turbo V8 - Twin
Turbo V8 - Twin
If you want some info on how to construct
you very own fire breathing monster then you can email chris here.
Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and
are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They
are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after
6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots
a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man
in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked.
"What are you doin',
Paddy? It ain't 6 yet!"
"I know what I'm
doin. I know where he lives
and he wouldn't have made it!"
Some Saudi Airlines "ACE"
mechanics needed to taxi this aircraft. They started the two outboard
engines and did not realise that the hydraulics for the brakes are
operated by the inboard engines...
Air - Saudi
Air - Saudi
Air - Saudi
Air - Saudi
PHRASES USEFULL IN THE WORK
1. Thank you - we're all refreshed
and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and inexperienced.
7. What am I - flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, he is an agent of Satan, but his duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
16. Your idea seems reasonable... Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
I love these emails. Although this chick
definitely falls into the 'skank' categorey I thought I should share
her with you.
ok, well this bitch decided to fuck
one of my buddies on weekend when i had her at my dorm. If anyone
wants to get a hold of her, her email is email@example.com,
and goes under the sn funnelfrk on AIM and Yahoo. She is well, pretty
slutty... Goes to Oklahoma University in Norman Oklahoma.
Had enough? Think my site
sucks cock? Try these links...
It Babe - What's
Wrong With This Picture? - Play
Erotica - Pages
Of Rage - Bullyah
- Sex Info
101 - Brutal
If you want your site linked then read
this page and then drop me an email.
A woman walks into a shop that sells
VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and spots the perfect
rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture
of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales
person does not pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing
next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help
you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does
this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching
it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is.
Subject: The wanna be wanker of the year
My letter is addressing Tom
norgay about wanting to be wanker of the year. well, you need help
if you and your friends get together to wack of ya little perverts.
Your not worthy to visit orsm especially if your only 13.
Yeah I agree. I definitely wouldn't want
any of my mates touching my dick. For starters I doubt there would
be enough hands in the room to get it all covered.
For those who run after sales: A sports
shop "Decathlon" in Germany, during their opening
made the following advertisement: Get dressed for free, from
head to toe, first come first served.
Only condition: come naked.
Store - Sports
Store - Sports
Store - Sports
Many years ago I ran into a gal who said she
could bite both of her breasts at the same time. I thought this
was odd. Being as young and naive as I was I told her "I bet
you can't." She bet me a drink that she could indeed sink her
teeth into both breasts simultaneously. Although not too big a busted
woman, she was quite round, I thought maybe it was possible. I challenged
her and she accepted. The only thing I asked was that she let me
use my Polaroid to snap the magic moment of truth or failure. Well,
in the wink of an eye she ripped open her blouse and sunk her teeth
into those nice soft breasts. I didn't miss a beat and snagged the
shot which will for ever go down in memory of classic photos. I
just found the photo and you being the good friend you are...I share
it with you today!
That Can Bite Her Own Boobs! -
Subject: Priceless Submission
uncle priceless, here is my submission.
this is a pic of some arab fool who couldn't spell for shite. was
rushing to work and luckily my digicam was with me.
Of Death - Angle
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I
take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No,
because she is on heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the
child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked
Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, scrubbed the dog's backside
with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on
the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few
minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down
the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the
day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When
you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads - Here Lies My Wife
- As Cold As Ever."
"Yeah" she replies, "When
you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies
My Husband - Stiff At Last."
You all know that there's no way I can
do an update and not post some Random Shite...
Lulu was a hooker, but she didn't want her Grandma
to know. One day, the police raided a sex party in a hotel, and
Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the
hookers line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's Grandma
came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing
in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing
out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why,
that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all of the hookers. When he got to Grandma, he
was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your
age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's
easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck
I've dug deep into the depth of my computer this
week to bring you a few fucked up vids that I've been meaning to
post for some time now... and I'm sure you will agree that there's
no logial reason to do most of the stuff these people do. Some of
it's just down-right wrong.
Piss Ever - Piss
By The Pool -
Piss In Cup Then Drink - Nasty
Secretary Pisses On Couch
Fuck - Foot
Fuck - Pussy
Cum Fart - Teen
Escape - Massive
Rack - Nice
Corset/Penis Combination - Teen
I know how much everyone enjoys' it
when I post an Aria vid... or plenty of Aria vids and considering
this is the all new site - I didn't want to start off on a
bad foot. So here's another Aria vid.
In Bed -
Having problems viewing the vids? All the
answers are in the site help!
Please don't email me with questions.
That's all for this week folks. As you read this,
I'm probably busy going through fixing my fuck-ups around the place
so if you find anything broken or not working or anything then drop
me a line so I can try and get it fixed.
Anyways, be good, stay off the Chems and
remember to vote!
Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.