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What is the best way to get your gilrfriend
to have anal sex with you?
-Chris
Well Chris,
I've answered this before, but because
you're new here, I'll break it down for you.
1) Hit her over the head;
2) Fuck her in the ass; and then
3) Put a lot of empty beer cans around the both of you, and just
say you got kinky...
That's just my opinion, and I know I'm
not wrong...
-The Advice Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com
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my question is; why is the term 'john thomas' used
for the name of a mans penis? who is 'john thomas' and what relevence
does he have with a penis (apart from being a man)? im begging anyone,
just tell me the answer. PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE!!!!!
Why is it that no one in the world has this little
thing called "grammar" down pat? I mean look at this piece
of shit writing. People that are just not smart do not need to pretend.
Trying to use apostrophes to make your writing look more intelligent
is just retarded. I'm not even going to answer this question. Learn
how to write before addressing me again...
That's just my opinion, and I know I'm
not wrong...
-The Advice Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com
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dear asshole im having a problem. my dick is so big
i cant find a women to suck it! what can i do??
singed horsedork
Ok Horsedork,
I really do doubt that it is that big,
so I'll just change your name to "HorseflyDick." Ok?
Now that that's out of the way, if your
dick is as big as you say, just bend over and suck it yourself...
That's just my opinion, and I know I'm
not wrong...
-The Advice Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com
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Asshole counsel
I beg to differ with the Armageddon
movie explanation slightly. The materials mused to make the space
ship are more than likely some strong metal alloy, which if heated
to a high enough temperature, would burn for a 'short' period becuase
of the oxygen content within the alloy its self. Who knows I could
be a complete fucking moron, but i'm not.
your mother-
Ok, one quick thing...
That's just my opinion,
and I know I'm not wrong...
You see, I know I'm not
wrong. So I do have to say that you're a fucking moron. Don't second
guess me you dirty cocksucker.
That's just my opinion,
and I know I'm not wrong...
-The Advice
Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com
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