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Entrepeneur Dies...

pacificwave wrote:
Subject: Entrepreneur dies
Read the following if you're in for a little mental exercise. SAD NEWS OUT OF NEW ORLEANS. It seems that every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured ENTREPRENEURS.

Lets get the players straight before we go on with this.

LARMONDO "FLAIR" ALLEN
His Companion: Kawanner Armstrong
His Sons: Christian Allen
Kwan Allen
Larmondo Allen, Jr.
His Daughters: Deidra Allen
Larmenshell Allen
Lamonshea Allen
Larmomdriel Allen
Larmerja Allen
Korevell Allen


AT AGE 25 - He had 9 Children
(Could Kawanner Armstrong Possibly Be The Mo the r Of All Of His Kids?)
His Father: Burnell Thompson
His Mother: Esther Allen
His Stepfather : Bruce Gordy
His Brothers: Burnell Thompson
Edgar Thompson
Wil Willis
Danta Edwards
Reshe Edwards
Mattnell Allen
Burnell Allen
Lester Allen
His Sisters: Shannail Craig
Lekiksha Thompson
Gwendolyn Carter
Jessica Willis
Katina Gordy
Grandparents: Delors Allen
J.C. Allen
Anna Laura Thompson
Will Thompson

So let's see, now:

His Father, Burnell Thompson, fathered his brothers Burnell, Edgarand his sister Lekiksha.
His Stepfather, Bruce Gordy, fathered his Sister Katina.
His Mother, Esther Allen, must have been unwed when she gave birth to: Larmondo, Mattnell, Burnell and Lester.
We don't know who fathered Wil Willis and Jessica Willis, or Dante and Reshe Edwards.
Lets hope sisters Shannail Craig and Gwendolyn Carter are married.

GOT THE ABOVE ALL STRAIGHT?

NOW, THE REST OF THE STORY

He's 25 and has 3 sons and 6 daughters
NINE welfare recipients collecting $1500 each.....
That equals $13,500 a month !!! Now add food stamps,
Free medical, free school lunches, on and on and on AND ON.
Do the math, that's $162,000 + a year.
Anyone out there, sittin' on their butt while reading
this e-mail, making that kind of money?

Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur. (AND BECAUSE OF THEIR FATHERS DEATH, ALL OF THE KIDS WILL PROBABLY COLLECT SOCIAL SECURITY UNTIL THEY ARE 18)

And people wonder what is wrong with our country.


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