This much love and sadly neglected section
of Orsm.net is where all the reader mail I couldn’t fit on
the main page ends up. This is in no way indicates the quality of
course - I’m just limited by space and with the sheer volume
of mail that comes in it’s impossible to post it all every
week.
Anyway if you would like to contribute
to Reader Mail and have your stuff viewed by millions then we
are always more than happy to receive absolutely anything you wanna
send! Funny videos, naked pics of your ex or current girlfriend,
jokes or practically anything else you can attach to an email are
all welcome... all you must do is click
here and make the magic happen.
Let’s start with the following email which
I posted in my 13th July update...
trless
wrote:
Subject: Italian soccer?
Ok, mr. ORSM, on last update I've seen
again a video against Italian soccer... So I think you're
burning for our victory against your soccer team (not even
in a dream Australia could defeat Italy!!!!ahahaah!) I really
laugh a lot seeing people like you that does not admit AN
IMPORTANT FACT: WE ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS, LEARN FROM OUR
SOCCER AND EAT OUR SHIT, LOSERS!!!! AHAHAH!
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As expected there was a tonne of replies.
Here’s some of them...
Alex
wrote:
Subject: Italian Soccer team...What a disgrace.
Dear Orsm, I am writing to you in response
to that shit head "trless" that wrote to you on
the last update about the Italian soccer team (Subject: Italian
Soccer). I am Italian blooded from both sides of the family,
so let me tell you the following..... the Italian soccer team
did not play in the true spirit of the game. I understand
that it is a general tactic in Soccer to throw yourself on
the ground, in the attempt to be rewarded a cheap free kick
(or penalty).... but the Italians have taken the Oscar awards
of faking it. They also received a red Carpet treatment by
faking a penalty foul against Australia with 3 seconds to
go. Lets not also forget all the times they threw themselves
on the ground against other teams to earn the red carpet treatment
into the Quarter Finals. Then they play Ukrania for a semi
final entry..... lets say no more.
Italians have always been cheats,
just have a look at whats happening in their own backyard
in the "SERIE A" League. Many of the teams, players
and also officials are under investigation for match fixing.
What a disgrace that is!!!
Finally, there is no
real glory for any team to win a world cup final thru a Penalty
shootout. Its more like a lottery gamble. FIFA needed a result
which in turn Italy has won, but they can not claim victory.
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: greasy italians!
trless was saying us aussie should eat
the italians shit? well mate the world over knows the italians
are a bunch of skirts... never have i seen such a display
of femininity untill i watched the acting of the italians.
u fucken wogs cheated through the world cup... im not saying
australia is better but a fair go is all that was asked...
australia lost (was cheated) with pride... italy won like
a bunch of shameful losers... not only us aussies realise
this!
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Thatmosis
wrote:
Subject: Italian Diving Team
Sad, sad ,sad, when a team of CHEATS
can go on to become the so called World Champions. It really
sends a bad message to the young kids out there who play
sport, dont worry about learning the finer points of the
game, learn how to take a dive and you will win more games
than you lose and the governing body will not raise a hand
to stop you. I suppose the fact that the Italian Diving,
sorry "Soccer" team was worth $400,000,000 and
the Australian Team was only worth about $40,000,000 may
have had something to do with it, I mean, cant have a team
of amatures beating one of the top teams, what would the
sponsors say, money talks volumes as usual. Sad, sad, sad.
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Andrew
wrote:
Subject: Response to trless Subject: Italian soccer?
I don't watch soccer. Personally I think
it's a boring sport, but I happened to watch most of the
match: France vs Italy. And viewing as someone who really
doesn't give a shit about the sport, I can honestly say
I have never witnessed such a bunch of cheating, cry baby,
pussies that are the Italians. Zidane's 'head butting' was
undoubtedly the coolest way to end a career. Someone had
to give those bad acting Italians something to really cry
about. Good on Zidane and the French. Cheers
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Marcus
wrote:
Subject: Italian soccer?
Obviously an Aussie since they call it
Soccer and not Football. When I went to school pre political
correctness it was called Wog ball, and only fat pimply
boys and Wogs played it because real sports like Aussie
rules and Rugby were "too hard". I'd like to see
an International "Friendly" Soccer game in Australia,
with our boys playing Italys finest, then we would see a
real spectacle, cheating wogs getting burning flares shoved
right up their arses.
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john
wrote:
Subject: Italian gay cunts
Your probably going to need a page for
all the shit coming in on the italian 'victory'. That gayboi
Italian dude needs his head read, him and his fucking team
are just too sad,only proves what a bunch of slimey low
lifes they really are. The Aussies walked out with their
heads held high. Fucking sportsmanship has gone,you ruined
a good competition,take pride in that. Zidane would have
kicked him the nuts but you bitches aint got none,now fuck
off your hairy sisters waiting with the strapon
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MC wrote:
Subject: Italian wanker!!
Was weird how people used to like Italians
when Rocky was the shit. Rocky even gave them the illusion
of being hard dudes. Pity the Football team has turned the
name "Italian Stallion" into something of a faggot
pony!!! Win or lose, the Italian Football team will always
be a bunch of soft cocks!!! Orsm you rock Tiges!! Keep it
up.
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Eric
wrote:
Subject: To the Italian Soccer Fan
First and foremost, let's all give it up
to Mr. Orsm, without him, the Italian Dickweed soccer fan
wouldn't have been able to have his stupid fucking say about
his team. Now, being an American, who watched the tournament
despite having little interest in soccer, and have no sore
feelings about the deplorable play of the American soccer
team, I am writing this as a neutral, honest person who really
didn't give a shit. I for one was in shock at how poor the
officiating was. The games were called so unevenly I could
have sworn that President Bush was in charge of the games.
As far as the Italians winning,
let's not forget that the reason Italy won to begin with was
because the ball hit the crossbar, NOT because the Italians
smoked the French to begin with. Not to mention I was a little
creeped out by the players coming on to the field holding
the hands of little boys. Who was the fucking program director,
Michael Jackson? As far as the games are concerned, I don't
know who did more acting, the French or the Italians. As far
as sportsmanship is concerned, neither team had ANY right
to complain. The Italians were dropping even if their opponent
BREATHED on them, and who the fuck knows what happened that
a guy got 3 yellow cards in one game.
Enough about Zidane as well!
You want to know true unsportsmanlike conduct, look up Todd
Burtuzi attacking Steve Moore in hockey and find out true
violence in sports. So while the Italians did "win"
the world cup, the ultimate point is they didn't "beat"
the French, for what it's worth, they just got plain old fucking
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George
wrote:
Subject: The italian soccer wanker
Just to that idiot from Italy, going
on about how good Italian Soccer is. Why dont you play a
real sport you loser's.... Is Soccer all your country has
to feel superior? And the fact that you won the world cup
by cheating, like your domestic soccer league is full of
cheaters, just shows us how crap soccer is. So go suck a
meatball outta my arse!! Cause no one cares!
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Pringles
wrote:
Subject: TRLESS
DEAR TRLESS.......MOST AUSTRALIANS HAVE
TAKEN THE LOSS LIKE GOOD AUSSIES DO BUT THE ONES WHO HAVENT
HAVE GOT A GOOD REASON NOT TO.....I RECKON HALF OF THE ITALIAN
SOCCER PLAYERS SHOULD TRY OUT FOR DIVING IN THE OLYMPICS
BECAUSE I RECKON MOST OF THEM WOULD HAVE A GOOD CHANCE AT
WINNING A GOLD MEDAL.....EG. GROSSO AND OLD MATE WHO GOT
HEADBUTTED BY ZIDANE.....HE MADE IT LOOK WORSE THAN IT REALLY
WAS....ALSO U R LUCKY TO BE WORLD CHAMPIONS BECAUSE TO TELL
YOU THE TRUTH ANYONE CAN WIN A PENALTY SHOOT OUT....SO HOW
BOUT U EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AND WAKE UP TO YOUR SELF!!!NEXT
TIME THE AUSSIES PLAY U FULLAS WE WILL WIN!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE
AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!
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Colin
wrote:
Subject: Italian soccer
In reply to the sad Italian fan.... Why
is Italy shaped like a boot? You can't fit that much crap
in a tennis shoe!
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Mr
N wrote:
Subject: Re: World Cup and that whack italian dude...
Italy might as well be the world home for
Drama/Theatre, they sure do practice those acting skillz alot...
It's unfortunate we have to wait 4 yrs to see Italy lose but
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Mick
wrote:
Subject: Italian Soccer Fan
Notice I still call it soccer. I suppose
at least Australia can say that we do not have our premier
league investigated because they are cheats. I live next
to an Italian who was looking forward to the final but he
was disgusted like the rest of the world by the unsportsmanlike
attitude that Italy have. And if Italy is so good why the
fuck are you here. I have good friends who are Italian and
maggots like you just give them a bad name. Fuck off, please.
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And now for some of the other email thats been
building up around here over the last few months...
bob chic
wrote:
Subject: bendertiger nudey pics
hello!!!! here are the pics fromt eh
weirdo. he signed up to boost cruising and as his introduction
to the forum he made a thread titled photo shoot i did last
night.... if u google this guys name u can c how much of
a forum junkie he is... fucking weirdo
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Sean
wrote:
Subject: funny pic of my brother
Hello ORSM! attached is a picture of
my brother. The other day he was up on the top of our roof
cleaning the gutters, and he kept showing his ass. So I
went in and got a camera and told him if he did it again
I'd post his picture of his ass on the Internet, but he
didn't think I would take the picture. So Mr. Orsm here's
the picture of my brother showing his ass, please post this
picture so he can truly feel like an ass. Oh his name is
Justin by the way. Keep up the great work on this site.
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Trev
wrote:
Subject: retouch of a retouch!
ok ok I know I'm getting worse but here
goes my next attempt
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Lee
wrote:
Subject: great white
I think this was that guy, Jacque Cousteau's
son or something. I heard about some nutter dressing up
in a great white costume and swimming with them while they
feed.
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alex
wrote:
Subject: Australian Open
Hey Orsm, Dont know if u watched the
Australian Open, but i made this for all the fans of the
Cypriot, Marcos Baghdatis..
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Justa Friend
wrote:
Subject: Pic attached
Hey ORSM... You rock. Long time surfer,
first time submitter. Been wishing I had something ORSM
worthy to send and the other day I was playing with my wiener...came
up with this. Please post, minus my name...maybe the lady
lookers will get a chuckle out of it. Keep up the site..its
ORSM!
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: Hello ORSM
I forgot I had this but dug it out the
other day - it's from the TV Times, June 1996. Three Lions
worth of cock, in case you hadn't noticed. Anonymity please.
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Seth Atkins
wrote:
Subject: More F-650 Fun!!
this is how we use the F-650 where I'm
at. Amazing tow truck barely missed the stoplights, but
the truck didn't seem to care!
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Maulrat
wrote:
Subject: Flaming Homo
Look at this gem
I found the other day. |
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: pix
Hello Mr. orsm love ur site lots of kool
stuff on there here is a pic of me and my wife if u think
we make a good match post,, please dont show my info.
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: Beauty by the lake
Hello Mr Orsm! Been a loyal fan of your
site and here's my first contribution. I made this photo
couple of years ago at the Estonian Student Summer Games.
Don't know her but I've got a good reason why I didn't get
her number - she had a huge bloke standing next to her.
Keep up the good work!
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Beno
wrote:
Subject: The great lake that was.
Hey Orsm, just thought i share with you
my favourite swimming and fishing spot as a kid! This Lake
was always dotted with boats and water skiers. Kids playing
on the banks fishing with their parents. Was a great little
spot because You only get so many days a year down there
that allow you to swim and enjoy the sunshine (near Ballarat)
as it usally raining, snowing or something just as miserable..
I should know i used to have to ride my bike to school 10
kms each way everyday in it.... yawn. anyways look at this
beautiful enticing lake now! P.S. Glad im living on the
Gold Coast now i can tell ya!
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: Moose in river
Here are some photos of a moose stuck
in the Miramichi River near Doaktown, New Brunswick on January
30, 2006. Please don't use my details.
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Ross MacPherson
wrote:
Subject: Has anyone got a spare Tower Crane ?????
This is amazing! Just makes you wonder
- why would so many people want to go live in Dubai??? Why
DUBAI? World Fastest Growing City. Some US$90 BILLION (2005
EST.) projects are on-going in Dubai alone!
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Jordan
wrote:
Subject: Lil Bro's Truck
This is my little brother Stevens toy
truck... as you can see he has a ball in it.. Here's a couple
of shots from Landcruiser National Park in Qld.. Love your
site, always brightens up my week.. Hope you like the photos,
the trucks nearly unstoppable.
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Some Stooge
wrote:
Subject: Glenda
Here's some pic's of Broome's flooding
thanks to TC Glenda
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Toni
wrote:
Subject: somewhere in croatia
Excuse me because I dont speak good english,
but I tray to explain whats happend. There was an idiot
with old white Fiat 128 and he put on the trailer 1,2 m
long those trees and iron 6 m. long. He loosed control and
this trailer is gone in other side of street. In this moment
is came black Fiat punto and crashed against trailer and
gone out of the street. In this Punto was 25 year old girl.
Doctors still combating to save her life. I sent to you
those pics to see how egsist an idiot who can seriusli dammage
some lives to save his 20 euro for rent transport truck.
I hope that you understand what I wrote. Sorry about english
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: Found some pictures
Hi, found these pictures somewhere. Well
this some sort of an Ex. But please keep care of my adress
as it would not be fun for me to deal with her again...
Feel free to post them ;-)
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larryc
wrote:
Subject: sled
i'm still waiting 4 someone to see if
they have what it take's to get a shot at the title... i'm
not saying she's the fastest i just want to see what it
takes to beat her? i'll see you in the snow if you have
the balls to be beat by a 600
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