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The Advice Asshole...

Got a problem too big for Oprah or Jerry Springer? Well you're in luck because the Advice Asshole is here to help! Email the Advice Asshole with all your problems at theadviceasshole@yahoo.com.

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What is the best way to get your gilrfriend to have anal sex with you?

-Chris

Well Chris,

I've answered this before, but because you're new here, I'll break it down for you.

1) Hit her over the head;
2) Fuck her in the ass; and then
3) Put a lot of empty beer cans around the both of you, and just say you got kinky...

That's just my opinion, and I know I'm not wrong...

-The Advice Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com

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my question is; why is the term 'john thomas' used for the name of a mans penis? who is 'john thomas' and what relevence does he have with a penis (apart from being a man)? im begging anyone, just tell me the answer. PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE!!!!!

Why is it that no one in the world has this little thing called "grammar" down pat? I mean look at this piece of shit writing. People that are just not smart do not need to pretend. Trying to use apostrophes to make your writing look more intelligent is just retarded. I'm not even going to answer this question. Learn how to write before addressing me again...

That's just my opinion, and I know I'm not wrong...

-The Advice Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com

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dear asshole im having a problem. my dick is so big i cant find a women to suck it! what can i do??

singed horsedork

Ok Horsedork,

I really do doubt that it is that big, so I'll just change your name to "HorseflyDick." Ok?

Now that that's out of the way, if your dick is as big as you say, just bend over and suck it yourself...

That's just my opinion, and I know I'm not wrong...

-The Advice Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com

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Asshole counsel

I beg to differ with the Armageddon movie explanation slightly. The materials mused to make the space ship are more than likely some strong metal alloy, which if heated to a high enough temperature, would burn for a 'short' period becuase of the oxygen content within the alloy its self. Who knows I could be a complete fucking moron, but i'm not.

your mother-

Ok, one quick thing...

That's just my opinion, and I know I'm not wrong...

You see, I know I'm not wrong. So I do have to say that you're a fucking moron. Don't second guess me you dirty cocksucker.

That's just my opinion, and I know I'm not wrong...

-The Advice Asshole
theadviceasshole@yahoo.com


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