EMAIL
Got something to say? Want to send me something cool? Feel like threatening legal action against me? Thanks to modern technology we now have something called 'email' which is used for the sharing of pornography with your friends during work hours but can also be used to send me whatever you like. Things such as pics of your skanky Ex or tasty GF, fucked up videos, funny ha-ha jokes, car stuff, scary stuff, stupid stuff - anything! It's ALL welcome.

All you must do is clickety-click here and make the magic happen...

If you send me something remotely interesting there's a chance it'll end up on the site somewhere so f you don't want your details displayed or yourself identified then make sure you let me know!

Webmasters wanting their sites linked should click here.

SNAIL MAIL
I am able to be contacted through the post. If you wanna send me something [ie. pictures of your mum, a 'get fucked' card, hate mail, anthrax etc...] then you can do so at:

PO Box 417
Wembley 6913
Perth, Western Australia

MYSPACE / FACEBOOK
I don't use MySpace and I keep FaceBook for keeping in touch with friends and family only.

CHAT / INSTANT MESSAGING / SKYPE
All traces of ways to get me live were long ago removed. Unfortunately I don't have time to chat to everyone that wants to say "hello" or deal with some moron that wants me to "zip all the pics and send them to me thanks".

If for some reason it's urgent you get a hold of me, email me with your IM details and I'll message you back when I can. Oh by the way - I don't use AIM because it blows.

updated 2007.10.02