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CD Baby...

Michael Tyson wrote:
Subject: CDs

Hi Orsm

I mate of mine bought some CDs off a site called CD baby - this is a copy of an invoice that was sent to him!!

Mike Tyson
(and yes thats my real name)

Paul -

Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

Qty Description Price Total
1 CROWN JEWELS: linoleum $12.00 $12.00
1 CROWN JEWELS: spitshine $10.00 $10.00

Sub Total $22.00
Shipping $9.00
Grand Total $31.00

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Sunday, October 6th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music
phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: cdbaby@cdbaby.com
http://www.cdbaby.com


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