|CORPORATE LESSON 1
A man is getting into the shower
just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell
rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should
go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly
wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word,
Bob says "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop
that towel that you have on." After thinking
for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
her 800 dollars and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good
fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and
goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom,
her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the
next door neighbour" she replies.
Great, the husband says, "Did
he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"
Moral Of The Story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be
in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
CORPORATE LESSON 2
A priest was driving along
and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped
and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got
in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open
and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and
nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked
at him and immediately said, "Father, remember
The priest was flustered and apologized
profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand, however
he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further
on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her
leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized.
"Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun
got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said,
Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.
Moral Of The Story: Always be well
informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!
CORPORATE LESSON 3
Usually the staff of the company
play football. The middle level managers are more
interested in Tennis. The top management usually has
a preference for Golf.
Moral Of The Story: As you go up the corporate ladder,
the balls reduce in size. Another good lesson!!
CORPORATE LESSON 4
A sales rep, an administration
clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, I usually only grant three wishes,
so I'll give each of you just one.
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world."
In astonishment "Me next! Me next!" says
the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply
of pina-coladas and the love of my life.
*Poof!* He's gone.
"OK, you're up" the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says "I want those two back in the
office after lunch."
Moral Of The Story: always let your
boss have the first say.