|FBI'S MOST UNUSUAL DEATHS
Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate
over 36,000 Serious Crimes including Suspicious Deaths
and Homicides. Every year the Homicide Investigations
Unit puts out its Top 12 Homicides of the year.
1- Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is
killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator.
Mrs Mijtus had enough of her husband's strange sex
practices and one night during a prolonged session
of fun she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator
into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal
organs and caused severe bleeding. OWWWW!!!!
2- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years
old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to
turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with
her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel
chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday
3- Peter Stone, 42 years old, is
murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just
sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone
felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should,
and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into
her father’s coffee as he prepared dinner. The
victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha
Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge
felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until
she tried to poison her mother using the same method
one month later.
4- David Danil, 17 years old, was
killed by his girl friend after he attempted to have
his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with
a double-barrelled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends')
father had given it to her an hour before the date
started, just in case.
5- Javier Halos, 27 years old, was
killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent
for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the
victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized
just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his
6- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed
by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live
firing, fake town simulation. Seeing all the troopers
walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped
out in front of them and yelled Boo!. The troopers,
thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between
them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just
looked like a very real looking target, one of the
troopers stated in his report.
7- Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was
killed by her brother Michael because she talked on
the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to
death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several
times with the broken aerial.
8- Helena Simms, Wife to the famous
American nuclear scientist Harold Simms was killed
by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour.
Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's
eye shadow with a Uranium composite that was highly
radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning.
Although she suffered many symptoms, including total
hair loss, welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even
had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended
a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.
9- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter
killed his two timing wife by loading her car with
Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford
Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of
explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the
Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several
persons some up to 14 kilometres away. No trace of
the car or the victim was ever found - only a 55 metre
deep crater, and 500m of missing road.
10- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was
killed by her neighbour in the early hours of a Sunday
morning. Her neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had a
mounted F6 Phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He
would fire the jet engine, aimed at an empty block
at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly
complain to the local sheriff's officers about the
noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was
served with a notice to remove the engine immediately.
Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over for a
cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation.
What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the
position of the engine, as she walked into the yard
he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000
degrees, killing her instantly, and forever burning
her outline into the driveway.
11- Michael Lewis, angry at his gay
boyfriend, used the movie, Die Hard With a Vengeance
as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry,
into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only
in a double sided white board that read Death to all
Niggers! on one side, and God Loves the KKK on the
other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem
and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother
Brian after a disagreement over who should take the
family home after their parents' passed away. Conrad
had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell. After
the argument Brian stormed out of the house, then
snuck back later, and turned on the 3 gas taps in
the house, filling it with gas. He then left out a
box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, Sorry
for the spree, have a puff on me, Brian. Conrad promptly
lit a cigar, destroying the house, and himself in