On a beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian
2 French men and 1 French
2 German men and 1 German
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English
2 Polish men and 1 Polish
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese
2 American men and 1 American
2 Australian men and 1 Australian
2 New Zealand men and 1 New
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later, the following things
One Italian man killed the
other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the
French woman are living happily together having loads
The two German men have a
strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with
the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping
with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and
cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting
for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long
look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish
woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating
the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps
on bitching about her body being her own, the true
nature of feminism, how she can do everything that
they can do, about the necessity of fulfilment, the
equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and
how her relationship with her mother is improving.
But at least the taxes here are low and it is not
The two Japanese men have
faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Australian men beat each
other senseless fighting over the Australian woman,
who is checking out all the other men, after calling
them both 'bloody wankers".
Both New Zealand men are searching
the island for sheep.
The Irish began by dividing the island
into North and South and setting up a distillery.
They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at
least the English are not getting laid.