You have to picture the scene......Bungle,
Geoffrey, Zippy and George....... la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la...paint the whole world with a Rainbow!
For those of you who don't
have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid
children's TV programme "Rainbow", this
may be a little lost on you...... but it must have
been a great episode to watch!
Almost too ridiculous to believe...
These are taken from original Rainbow scripts and
there's no way these could have been done by Accident.
Innuendo all the way. The sketch opens with Zippy
peeling a banana...
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three
skin, four "
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying
to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle
moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round
the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with
Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit
Bungle: "Would you stick this on
the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach; you'll have
to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone,
today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other,
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have
a special friend that you like to play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with
each other's balls. Are we going to play with our
friend's balls today?
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with
our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles
twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how
to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can
pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker
George;" And I'm good at banging.
My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your
peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's
Bungle (excited) "Boohoo Geoffrey,
we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's
play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging
away" Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging
away all last night with Rod and Freddy."
Freddy (looking sad) " Yes, but it
broke my plucking instrument."
Rod (to Jane) "Do you want to blow
on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away
with Freddy last night. But would you like to play
with my maracas?
Zippy; "No, let's just pluck away
with our twangers." George:" Yes, it doesn't
matter what size
our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it
works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) "Well, have
you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang
your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any,
ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's
all play the plucking song." Everyone in studio:
"Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck