1. Get boxes
of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolleys
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the
alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail
of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to
a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone;
"I think we have a Code 3 in Home ware".
5. Put M &
M's on lay by.
6. Move "CAUTION
WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted areas.
7. Set up a tent
in the Sporting Section; tell others you'll only invite
them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone
asks if they can help you, start crying and ask; "Why
won't people leave me alone?"
9. Look right
into the security camera and use it as a mirror to
pick your nose.
10. While handling
guns in the Sporting Section, ask the salesperson
if the gun is sold with a prescription for anti-depressants.
11. Dart around
suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission
12. In the Auto
Dept practice your Madonna look by using different
13. Hide in a
clothing rack and when people browse through, jump
out and yell; "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement
comes over the P.A. system, assume the foetal position
and scream; "Not the voices again!"
into the Fitting Room and call out loudly; "Hey,
there's no toilet paper in here."