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Email Overflow...

I've gone the overflow route again this week. You guy's have had something to say about everything which is a pretty good sign that you're here for more than just the porn...

I must have received over 100 emails from the more astute amongst you in regards to the email about the US Navy's new stealth aircraft I posted. I totally agree that they didn't look overly convincing but I certainly didn't expect the reaction it stirred...

Scoop wrote:
Subject: F/A-37 pics
Hey Mr. ORSM, I was blown away by the pictures of that new stealth airplane on a carrier deck. My friends and I are really into the new technology so I posted those on a forum of ours. It only took a few minutes before I was informed that those pics are from an upcoming movie by Tri-Star called "Stealth". That fine looking female pilot is the one and only Jessica Biel. Thought you might want to know. Here's a link...
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Steven Bailey wrote:
Subject: "F/A-37 TALON"
You'll probably get a thousand emails telling you this but that picture of the "Talon" is from an upcoming movie. I just had to do some research on it because I work on F/A-18 Hornets and I did two cruises aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln (the ship that's actually in the photos) back when I was in the Navy. Here's the real story...

Shazam wrote:
Subject: Regarding the "Experimental Plane" photos.
Those photos are not an experimental plane, those are from an upcoming movie called "Stealth".. Its about an experimental aircraft designed around Artifcial Intelligence that gains a mind of its own. I know, as I'm part of the production crew.

P.s. Jessica Biel also reads orsm.net keep up the good work...

There was also a tonne of replies to what Zac had to say recently...

Zac wrote:
Subject: Clints e-mail about Prycless photoshpoping.
Forget that. I am so tired of seeing that same shit everywhere. People need to realize that that comparrison is bullshit. Simply put, gw bush, all though not perfect has never had evil intentions of genocide. The only people he has persicuited is terrorists, and rightly so. I did a little quick photoshopping of my own. Here is what that picture should be. Saddam Gassed over 100,000 of his own people with chemical weapons in 1988. These poor people were from his own damn country, they were the shiite muslims called the kurds (they are all kurdish), and had villages in norther iraq.

DOESNT THIS SOUND MORE LIKE HITLER? Clint- Fuck you, you ignorant bastard, go suck micheal moore's dick some more. Dumbass. P.S. Everyone do yourself a favor, and get fucking educated. And untill then, shut ya damn mouths.

taktuk zoopoo wrote:
Subject: Dear AMERICANS
Ok Zac, I got myself some education like you asked. It seems that it was the AMERICANS that supplied Saddam the chemical weapons he used against the Kurds with full knowledge of the AMERICANS. I saw a documentary where an Iraqi gunship was chasing down Kurd refugees while the US Army just watched from a distance and based on the Kurd victim's own words. It was AMERICA that made Saddam the President of Iraq. Iran supported the Kurds in their fight for independance during the Iranian-Iraqi war. Which explains Saddam's hatred to the Kurds. I bet the average AMERICANS would have been up-in-arms if some foreign military were to move into their soil. Those so called "Iraqi rebels" are noting more than freedom fighters. Where did I get all this information? From the AMERICANS. Maybe you should get educated yourself with the rest of the ignorant and stupid fellow AMERICANS of yours.

Mr Gorgees wrote:
Subject: Zac
I just thought to correct (Zac) who wrote the message above to get his facts right. Yes he did gas the Kurds but it wasn’t 100’s of thousands it was just under 5000, but he did shoot lots of them but still wasn’t 100’s of thousands; If USA did really care about the Kurds why didn’t they do anything about it straight away (maybe because he was doing their war against Iran at that time? and maybe he was one of the biggest buyers of their weapons, including gas and chemicals). USA killed 100’s of thousands of innocent Japanese when they dropped nuclear bombs and lets not forget Vietnam and agent orange and other chemicals and gases they used on farmers (people seem so forgetful), also how US was involved directly and in-directly in many genocides and wars around the world (e.g. Afghanistan is one of many others).

Just remember this, yes you are powerful and mighty but you can't go round starting wars for no reason and lie about it and make up bull shit facts (like the one above), that just makes you same as saddam you ignorant hypocrite dick. Oh yeah get your cultural facts straight as well cause there is a difference between Shiite (southern Iraq) and Kurds (northern Iraq).

rifter wrote:
Subject: In reply to Zac over the photoshopping.
Orsm, can you please educate young Zac, as he thinks he knows what he is speaking of. He goes on to tell us to "get educated and until then, we should shut our damn mouthes". Well, I would like a few words to tell Zac is a poo-flinging moron of a Monkey.

First of all, Zac, Saddam did not gas 100,000 Kurds. Many reports indicate that the gassing that happened that day may have been done by Iran, not by Iraq, not by Saddam. Iran used blood agents, the same agents which killed the Kurds, while Iraq used Mustard gas in those
battles. Mustard gas is not a blood agent. Do not believe me? Fine. Do some reading.

While at that link young Zac, keep on reading the atrocities by other nations. Read who helped these other nations to create these atrocities. So, what you are saying, since Saddam killed
"100,000"...Jesus, sorry, 5,000 Kurds, Turkey's 30,000 would mean USA has to take their leader down also.

Zac, get educated, until then, stay in your cage and fling poo.

Meph wrote:
Subject: ignorant? look who's fucken ignorant
I was enjoying your site until i read this little gem of pro-american, pro-globalist elite garbage, and i felt utterly revolted that someone is so blind to the real facts of the matter about saddam's "regime"

The fact of the matter is, you ill-informed product of a culture of mass media blindness, is that the globalist elite (ever heard of a plan called the NEW WORLD ORDER? of course you have.. bush SR outlaid this plan back during his administration) INSTALLED saddam into power during the late 70's (so its the americans' fault) and whats more, declassified documents and
reports show that the US sold said CHEMICAL WEAPONS to IRAQ.

You dont believe me? Oh right.. of course you dont, zak, because you're a sheep.. to you, saddam is bad because thats what you've heard on tv. Go look it up on google you fool.

Furthermore, what the fuck has michael moore got to do with it? Michael moore is a complete dickhead. He is just another globalist spin doctor. His bullshit "movie" farenheit 911 deflected the real issue of the fact that bush MADE 911 happen. His reasoning is basically boiled down to "oh bush let it happen, he's an idiot, if hehad more money and power over everyone, he
could do better" MORE fucking control? seriously, get a clue!

I agree saddam is no saint, however, and should be punished for what he did, BUT..... the fact of the matter is that the americans have so much more to pay for than saddam. Pearl harbour, vietnam, hell even world war two, (YEAH THATS RIGHT, go and find out the truth, and dont read the propaganda produced by the americans in history books.. history is always recorded by
the victors, and such has their own spin on it) so whereas saddam has what, 20 years of shit to deal with, the globalist elite has over a hundred years of bullshit to pay for.

Why does this matter to anyone else, especially we aussies, the common reader might ask? Well lets see... Howard is clearly bush's lapdog. He has been for years. Hell, the liberal party was funded by the cia back during whitlam's time (go look up events like the loans affair, the murphy raid, and the khemlani affair).

Doesnt anyone find it odd that howard won majority in the senate AND house of reps by an overwhelming margin (one of the biggest in australia's history, if not THE biggest), and that their majority in the senate basically came down to one or two seats, to give the misconception that the people of australia decided who is to rule over us?

Australia is being overrun by the Military industrial complex. The people of the world are spoon fed what the media is told to feed them by the globalists.

I really feel sorry for you, because you are so blind to fact, and do all that you can to discredit the messenger, rather than consider the message being presented.

you are a typical by-product of the brainwashing propaganda out there, and i suggest that it is YOU that should learn the facts and get a clue. You obviously dont give two shits about this great country of ours, otherwise you would realise that it is bush and his "bipartisan" congress that is sidefucking us.

You think Bush doesnt have genocidal tendencies? No.... Its no co-incidence that practically every person of middle eastern appearance is under suspicion of terrorism for toting a camera around, or whatever the case may be. A friend of mine once said to me "I can imagine george w bush now, saying 'osama bin laden is our priority' and then, six months down the track 'osama isnt our main priority.. terrorism is'". Funny that, since bush said on tv that he isnt worried about osama (who is a KNOWN and ADMITTED cia asset, i might add).

Seriously dude, shut the fuck up, go do some actual research, and get ready to be a slave.

And now for a whole bunch of emails that I've been meaning to post for AGES but never quite got around to...

Mike wrote:
Subject: a pic
I took this picture while on spring break in Florida and thought it was a little ironic and it may be funny enough to use for your site.

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EJ Krueger wrote:
Subject: hey there
hey orsm here is a pic of my friend cory and his dog fighting i took it like 5 years ago and jsut found it post it up if you want to

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: my mate
Hi Mr Orsm. I photo shopped this image to tease my friend. He was so pissed at me but he was ultimately happy that i shopped such a huge cock for him :P . Please hide my name. P.S: Your site is uber l33t

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Hung little green monster
Just some fun with my camera phone. please withold details, thankyou
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Danny wrote:
Subject: (no subject)
check out this lame picture its dumb but ya its under attachments love your site

Austin Powers wrote:
Subject: looking...
through my old files and found this. cant remember if i showed u when i made it, august 2003 according to the file date

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Louis wrote:
Subject: Cool site
Hey there. Really cool site. Keep up the good work. Just wanted to send in a pic of one of my good mates. as you can see he's done way to much illegal substances in his life already.

Umm -Orsm

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: What men would like to hear...
MOOSE: "Yummmmmmmm... I just love the smell of a tight little pussy!!!"
PUSSY: "Oh you're so BIG!!! You bad, hairy, moose you... please be gentle!!!"
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But In the real world...
MOOSE: "Yummmmmmmm... I just love the smell of a tight little pussy!!!"
CAT: "Don't even think about it...Hissssss!!!"

And finally Rich returns with a nice long read that could potentially annoy a few people...

Rich McClellan wrote:
Subject: My latest Nightmare!
I woke up on the morning of November 3, 2004 to find:
John Kerry - President
John Edwards - Vice-President
Jane Fonda - Secretary of Defense
Michael Moore - Foreign Secretary
Whoopi Goldberg - Secretary of Interior
Jessie Jackson & Bill Clinton - Chaplain & Moral Advisor to the White House
Al Gore - Head of FBI, CIA & Homeland Security
Tom Daschle - Senate Majority Leader
Howard Dean - First Speech Writer & No. 1 Advisor to the White House
Hillary Clinton - No. 1 Queen of Everything

Don't laugh, it could happen unless you get out there and vote!!!

I sat in a movie theater watching "Schindler's List," asked myself, "Why didn't the Jews fight back?" Now I know why. I sat in a movie theater, watching "Pearl Harbor" and asked myself, "Why weren't we prepared?"

Now I know why. Civilized people cannot fathom, much less predict, the actions of evil people.

On September 11, dozens of capable airplane passengers allowed themselves to be overpowered by a handful of poorly armed terrorists because they did not comprehend the depth of hatred that motivated their captors.

On September 11, thousands of innocent people were murdered because too many Americans naively reject the reality that some nations are dedicated to the dominance of others. Many political pundits, pacifists and media personnel want us to forget the carnage. They say we must focus on the bravery of the rescuers and ignore the cowardice of the killers. They implore us to understand the motivation of the perpetrators. Major television stations have announced they will assist the healing process by not replaying devastating footage of the planes crashing into the Twin Towers.

I will not be manipulated.
I will not pretend to understand.
I will not forget.
I will not forget the liberal media who abused freedom of the press to kick our country when it was vulnerable and hurting.
I will not forget that CBS anchor Dan Rather preceded President Bush's address to the nation with the snide remark, "No matter how you feel about him, he is still our president."

I will not forget that ABC TV anchor Peter Jennings questioned President Bush's motives for not returning immediately to Washington, DC and commented, "We're all pretty skeptical and cynical about Washington."

And I will not forget that ABC's Mark Halperin warned if reporters weren't informed of every little detail of this war, they aren't "likely -- nor should they be expected -- to show deference."

I will not isolate myself from my fellow Americans by pretending an attack on the USS Cole in Yemen was not an attack on the United States of America.

I will not forget the Clinton administration equipped Islamic terrorists and their supporters with the world's most sophisticated telecommunications equipment and encryption technology, thereby compromising America's ability to trace terrorist radio, cell phone, land lines, faxes and modem communications.

I will not be appeased with pointless, quick retaliatory strikes like those perfected by the previous administration.

I will not be comforted by "feel-good, do nothing" regulations like the silly, "Have your bags been under your control?" question at the airport.

I will not be influenced by so called,"antiwar demonstrators" who exploit the right of expression to chant anti-American obscenities.

I will not forget the moral victory handed the North Vietnamese by American war protesters who reviled and spat upon the returning soldiers, airmen, sailors and marines.

I will not be softened by the wishful thinking of pacifists who chose reassurance over reality.

I will embrace the wise words of Prime Minister Tony Blair who told the Labor Party conference, "They have no moral inhibition on the slaughter of the innocent. If they could have murdered not 7,000 but 70,000, does anyone doubt they would have done so and rejoiced in it?

There is no compromise possible with such people, no meeting of minds, no point of understanding with such terror. Just a choice: defeat it or be defeated by it. And! defeat it we must!"

I will force myself to:
-hear the weeping
-feel the helplessness
-imagine the terror
-sense the panic
-smell the burning flesh
-experience the loss
-remember the hatred.

I sat in a movie theater, watching "Private Ryan" and asked myself, "Where did they find the courage?"

Now I know.
We have no choice. Living without liberty is not living.

-- Ed Evans, MGySgt., USMC (Ret.)
Not as lean, Not as mean, But still a Marine.

The whole TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's about time we stop the Media from running this country!!

AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP!
This is very informative. You have to read the catalogue of events in this brief piece. Then, ask yourself how anyone can take the position that all we have to do is bring our troops home from Iraq, sit back, reset the snooze alarm, go back to sleep, and no one will ever bother us again. In case you missed it, World War III began in November 1979... that alarm has been ringing for years.

US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary.

AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP!
That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then.

It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a Presidency. The attack on this sovereign U. S. embassy set the stage for events to follow for the next 25 years.

America was still reeling from the aftermath of the Vietnam experience and had a serious threat from the Soviet Union when then, President Carter, had to do something. He chose to conduct a clandestine raid in the desert. The ill-fated mission ended in ruin, but stood as a symbol of America's inability to deal with terrorism.

America's military had been decimated and down sized/right sized since the end of the Vietnam War. A poorly trained, poorly equipped and poorly organized military was called on to execute a complex mission that was doomed from the start.

Shortly after the Tehran experience, Americans began to be kidnapped and killed throughout the Middle East. America could do little to protect her citizens living and working abroad. The attacks against US soil continued.

In April of 1983 a large vehicle packed with high explosives was driven into the US Embassy compound in Beirut When it explodes, it kills 63 people. The alarm went off again and America hit the Snooze Button once more.

Then just six short months later a large truck heavily laden down with over 2500 pounds of TNT smashed through the main gate of the US Marine Corps headquarters in Beirut and 241 US servicemen are killed. America mourns her dead and hit the Snooze Button once more.

Two months later in December 1983, another truck loaded with explosives is driven into the US Embassy in Kuwait, and America continues her slumber.

The following year, in September 1984, another van was driven into the gate of the US Embassy in Beirut and America slept.

Soon the terrorism spreads to Europe. In April 1985 a bomb explodes in a restaurant frequented by US soldiers in Madrid.

Then in August a Volkswagen loaded with explosives is driven into the main gate of the US Air Force Base at Rhein-Main, 22 are killed and the snooze alarm is buzzing louder and louder as US interests are continually attacked.

Fifty-nine days later a cruise ship, the Achille Lauro is hijacked and we watched as an American in a wheelchair is singled out of the passenger list and executed.

The terrorists then shift their tactics to bombing civilian airliners when they bomb TWA Flight 840 in April of 1986 that killed 4 and the most tragic bombing, Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland in 1988, killing 259.

Clinton treated these terrorist acts as crimes; in fact we are still trying to bring these people to trial. These are acts of war. The wake up alarm is getting louder and louder.

The terrorists decide to bring the fight to America. In January 1993, two CIA agents are shot and killed as they enter CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia.

The following month, February 1993, a group of terrorists are arrested after a rented van packed with explosives is driven into the underground parking garage of the World Trade Center in New York City. Six people are killed and over 1000 are injured. Still this is a crime and not an act of war? The Snooze alarm is depressed again.

Then in November 1995 a car bomb explodes at a US military complex in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia killing seven service men and women.

A few months later in June of 1996, another truck bomb explodes only 35 yards from the US military compound in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. It destroys the Khobar Towers, a US Air Force barracks, killing 19 and injuring over 500. The terrorists are getting braver and smarter as they see that America does not respond decisively.

They move to coordinate their attacks in a simultaneous attack on two US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. These attacks were planned with precision. They kill 224. America responds with cruise missile attacks and goes back to sleep.

The USS Cole was docked in the port of Aden, Yemen for refueling on 12 October 2000, when a small craft pulled along side the ship and exploded killing 17 US Navy Sailors. Attacking a US War Ship is an act of war, but we sent the FBI to investigate the crime and went back to sleep.

And of course you know the events of 11 September 2001. Most Americans think this was the first attack against US soil or in America. How wrong they are. America has been under a constant attack since 1979 and we chose to hit the snooze alarm and roll over and go back to sleep. In the news lately we have seen lots of finger pointing from every high officials in government over what they knew and what they didn't know. But if you've read the papers and paid a little attention I think you can see exactly what they knew. You don't have to be in the FBI or CIA or on the National Security Council to see the pattern that has been developing since 1979.

The President is right on when he says we are engaged in a war. I think we have been in a war for the past 25 years and it will continue until we as a people decide enough is enough. America needs to "Get out of Bed" and act decisively now. America has been changed forever. We have to be ready to pay the price and make the sacrifice to ensure our way of life continues. We cannot afford to keep hitting the snooze button again and again and roll over and go back to sleep.

After the attack on Pearl Harbor, Admiral Yamamoto said "... it seems all we have done is awakened a sleeping giant." This is the message we need to disseminate to terrorists around the world.

Support Our Troops and support President Bush for having the courage, political or militarily, to address what so many who preceded him didn't have the backbone to do both Democrat and Republican. This is not a political thing to be hashed over in an election year this is an AMERICAN thing. This is about our Freedom and the Freedom of our children in years to come.

Rich McClellan

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