I've been inundated with email from every man
and his dog over the last week. People will always disagree but
as I have said before - some of you need to chill the fuck out and
respect the fact everyone [whether they are pro-Bush or not] has
a right to their opinion.
This page is long and the emails are on here
in no particular order except loosely tied to when they landed in
my inbox. There's some interesting views expressed and are worth
Subject: How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB?!
Ok Orsm here's the deal. Anyone with a
Brain Hate's Tuesday's results. bush is brain dead bitch and
with any luck the USA will "get rid" of him before
08' Impeach him or whatever..... Thanks for the 4 vids showing
= 1st,why he should be in a body bag. 2nd, what a fool he
is. 3rd, classless buttwad. 4th, the reality of Iraq. I did
forward them to as many people as possible and maybe opened
some eyes in the process.
The real problem is that all
the religious freaks from Television and some of the bigtime
religions have influnced way to many of the stupid redneck
population. The best example of that would have been the blue=democrats
and red=republican electorial voting map wednesday after the
election. Fuck, the entire map was red except for the northeast
coast and the west coast. Danm! how fucked up is that?! Everyone
I know can't believe this pile of shit is going to be around
another four years.
"How can 59, 054,087
people be so DUMB?!"
Subject: Euros are idiots
Orsm Morons, All you euros are idiots.
You sit in your shitty country and bitch about American politics
because you have no life. You make fun of our system somehow
asserting that yours is superior. We have only been around
for 200 plus years and are the strongest most robust country
in the world not without faults. Australia, your a country
of criminals and deralicks... and your swim team sucks! France,
your a bunch of smelly pieces of crap STFU!
When you decided to fight in
a war instead of running then speak. Germans, your to busy
selling weapons to Iraq for oil. British...WTF...you still
have a King and Queen shit...get out of the 1500's you nancy
boys. For the rest of you long hair'd burkenstock wearing
pot smoking fag marrying baby killing homos SCREW OFF MATES!
Ya, I freely admit that one of the main reasons we went into
Iraq was for Oil. I find it interesting that the Liberals
in the USA and you euros act as if Conservatives are the only
ones that use the oil. How in the hell would you afford the
cocain you snort and the gas for your SUV's POS hypocrites.
You point fingers about being rightous... look there is three
fingers pointing back at you!
You idiots (euros) can never
grasp the concept of Electoral College. Open a book once in
awhile you PORN-A-HOLICS. EC was set in play so that small
heavily populated areas dont dictate policy for the rest of
the country! You look at a Map of USA and you would find that
the Waffle Flip Flopping Kerry only won NY, LA, SF and Chicago.
Seven (7) thats 5 + 2 euros, States in the USA voted completly
(All the counties) for Bush. Kerry didnt win one! Do some
homework before you rant.
I truely doubt this will get
posted, but hey what can you expect from a site that post
shit from morons.
Subject: We're sorry....
I stumbled across this
site and it whole-heartedly sums up my perceptions as well
as those of many in our country of the USA. Please pass this
along to your viewers and encourage them to peruse the gallery
For all...please accept my deepest apologies and regret. Every
day I attempt to gear my energies toward a more positive outcome
for the US and for the world... but given our current and future
four-year status... this is a very taxing exercise. I ask all
peoples to send us positive vibes and regardless of your political
beliefs and regardless of which god you may have faith in (and
even if you don't have faith in a specific deity).... pray for
us as we are a country divided by a narrow minded zealot. We
need it and would appreciate the assistance.
Subject: Leaving The U.S,,,,
And heading to Canada: In reference to
the letter from Matt,,,, tell him not to let the door hit
him in the ass on the way out of here,,,, and good riddance.
As far as I'm concerned he can take the rest of the California
liberal assholes with him when he leaves. The people have
spoken,,,, get over it,,,, and shut the fuck up.
Hi, Politics, love it or hate it its
always there and running our lives from day to day. Just
a short note on the Bush "victory", before the
election he thought that God was on his side, lets hope
for our sakes that he doesn't believe he is now God. Think
since you are austrailian, i will give
you the benefit of the doubt that you do not know what you
are talking about when it comes to the american election,
or what it means to stand up for what you believe in, since
you've never been in the military, and since australia doesn't
have to worry about anything, since they just use the US
to protect them.. and you wouldn't know what it's like to
actually lift a finger and do something for your nation..
here is a pic of the big traitor himself, mr. john kerry,
meeting with the enemy, convorting with the enemy, during
the vietnam war. i've also attached some other educational
pics for you.
at least bush stands behind
his decisions. bush has never called me a war criminal. kerry
voted for the war, then changes his mind, lies, saying he
didn't vote for it, and then not vote to give those soldiers,
he says he supports, the neccessary equipment to keep them
alive. keep your pussy aussie opinions to yourself when it
comes to subject you don't know anything about! go throw a
boomerang or fuck a kangaroo or whatever it is you guys do
down there. pussy.
Subject: kerry crybabies
Dear Orsm. I would like to send a box
of tissues to all the kerry crybabies out there. A 3.5 million
vote win is not cheating and or stealing an election. It
is a mandate.So all you far left wing micheal moore cocksuckers
better get with the program. We are never going to ask the
U.N for permission to do anything in our best interest.
That includes going after terrorists that have been terrorists
for years. All of us civilized countries should have gotten
more involved with this war on terrorism back when they
were hijacking planes left and right in the 70s. It doesn't
matter who is in office these bastards don't like our way
of life and our beliefs. And as for matt who wrote in maybe
you have been ass raped you live in california don't you.
Also if you need money for your trip to canada just ask
I am sure I can help!! If you think it is so bad I am sure
there are millions of people around the world living under
dictators or tyrants that would trade places with you in
a fucking second!!
Subject: Sorry from The US
You've probably already gotten a heads-up
site, but hey, what if I'm the first to tell you about
it? We in the U.S. (the ones who aren't bigots or just severely
misinformed politically) are truly, truly sorry. I also
wanted to attach this picture of a proposed reorganization
of the U.S./Canada border. If Canada won't take the blue
states, can I come crash in Australia?
Subject: Anti-Bush Imagery Contained within :P
So i was bored and made this... drawing
from Orwell's 1984... thought i'd share so you could share
if you see fit. Hope you get a kick out of it...
Subject: A Response From An American
Mr. Orsm, First, let me say that I am part
of the 55 million Americans that did not vote for George Bush.
As for the 59 million that did, let must just quote the front
page from one of Britains newspapers..."How can 59 million
people be so dumb?"
I admit, I was one of the many
people that jumped on to the bandwagon with Bush when we first
invaded Iraq. However, when no WMDs were found...almost two
years later!...and when I finally did some research during
the election to find out that I and the rest of America was
lied to by Bush...I was appalled!! How could I support a man
that uses the American military to appease his own personal
vendetta? How could I support a man that only wants to line
his pockets with more money for himself and his "big
As for my fellow Americans
(of which they must be Republicans) writing to you and knocking
you for "dissing" Bush, I say this to them....Fuck
you! How could you be so blind. It's idiots like you that
have the rest of the world looking at us like we're a bunch
of ignorant, redneck, imperialists! Don't believe me?...look
at a current map of Afghanistan! Look at the location of every
American base in that country and you'll see a little "black
line" that runs parallel to each base...what is it?....it's
the fucking oil pipeline! Go to www.operationtruth.com and
see how our soldiers are lacking in what they need. All because
that Jackass in the White House did poor planning. And don't
just blame the problem on Kerry and the Democrats. Your fellow
Republicans are no Angels, either! Which company does most
of the supplying of our troops? Dick Cheney's former company,
Halliburton. The same company that sends rotten food to our
troops and commits other atrocities against them! Wake the
In response to "Kleanheat"
and many others.....Although I respect your opinion and agree
with a lot of what you've said...don't pass judgement on Americans
as a whole. Sit back and think for a moment. If the Sydney
Opera House was packed full of people, and some bastard crashed
a plane into it, wouldn't the proud people of Australia stand
up and demand justice? Would you not scream out to your Parliment
and Prime Minister and demand retribution? Now, that being
said, that's what I'm talking about when it comes to jumping
on to the bandwagon. I remember dozens of emails on this site
from Britains, Aussies, Kiwis, and Canadians alike that were
the first to send condolences. Again, thank you! But when
you have your government leaders lie to you and trick you
into thinking that you're fighting a war against "terrorism"
wouldn't you be just the slightest bit pissed off? Wouldn't
you feel like an idiot? Finally, as for you thinking America
is mostly packed with "Redneck"and "Arrogant"
people...watch your words, my friend! I use this only as an
example..and it does not reflect my own opinions of you or
Australia...If I were to call Australia a land of Outback
living...Kangaroo fucking... beer swilling idiots...that would
probably piss you off, right? You guys would want my head
on a fucking platter! In short, please go easy on the name
In closing, I don't consider
myself too much of a religious man. But please, I ask for
your prayers. I'm not asking you to pray for America. Not
in the least... I'm asking you to pray that G.W. Bush pulls
his head out of his ass!
Subject: To the Nameless Americans who judge Mr Orsm.
I myself am a Australian just like Mr
Orsm, i have no opinion eother way of who u chose as president,
i have never judged you because of your opinion or choice,
BUT when some people have judged this sites creator because
he has made it possible for people to download a clip then
i think maybe u have a guolt concience. This site does nothing
more then allow people to download what they want, it provides
a desciption of what each vid or picure is. If u dont like
then dont download it. In no way has he ever been biast
to the Australian election let alone been biast on the American
Election. At the end of the day u r getting alot of free
entertainment from someone that tries to stay neutral to
alot of things. Who is anyone to bag or rag on this man
because he provides us with wank worthy material.........
Grow up and if you dont like
what u see then dont visit his site. its very simple really...
i send him loads of emails , pics, info but have had 1 thig
ever posted, i dont judge him or take offence i realise he
does the best he can and tries to keep most happy....APPRECIATE
WAT U DONT PAY FOR AND DONT JUDGE because hes trying ot keep
Subject: Hey Orsm
I'm an American from Oregon. It's sad
to see George Bush is back in office for another four years
but what can anyone do now? Nothing. The world can stop
drinking Cocacola and eating at McDonalds, and stop buying
Fords forever and it will not change a thing.
It's unfortunate that GW got
re-elected and, I know the world hates us even more but wait,
stop beating up on Americans because you don't like our president.
Most people outside America can only see as far as their own
backyards and their elected leaders do fucked up shit
without their approval.
Calling America stupid, dumb,
ignorant, or any other clever, but tirelessly over used cliche
is not going to help your cause. Get over it world. Leave
Americans alone. It's really getting old.
Subject: re: A sad day in America
First of all, orsm, this site fucking
rocks. This letter is to the unamerican swine that broadcasted
his message across the net.
Dear swine, I am in the US military.
I defend your right to broadcast your idiotic anti-american
messages to the world. Besides that, I to voted Kerry, not
because Kerry has any qualities to be a great prez but because
I disagree with Bush being our Commander-In-Chief of this
country, anymore. You know what though. I'm still gonna follow
his rule and do my fucking american duty, I'm not gonna fucking
run to Canada and then make my way back when everythings better.
Hey, mother fucker, stay in Canada. Besides that, remember
you won't be welcomed because no one likes Americans anyways.
You might bitch about how we treat the world but you lather
yourself in the riches of those very actions, and that is
why your welcoming party won't be a good one, when you leave
or when you come back. So go fuck yourself, you fucking bleeding
liberal bitch. We live a lavishing lifestyle at the cost of
the rest of the world, this is not cool and I accept our faults.
But I'm not going to jump into the lynching party, (you fucking
traitor who should be John Walker's cell mate), when they
come to prosecute us for the consequences of our sins.
PS - I love America, and love
serving for her.
Subject: Bush stole election... again.
Just goes to show that there's absolutely
no hope in America anymore. God I gotta leave the country.
Subject: Fahrenheit 911 / FahrenHYPE 911
I just think that if anyone is going
to hold Fahrenheit 911 as highly as some of your readers
they need to see FahrenHYPE 911 before they sound like too
much of an idiot. Michael Moore is doing nothing more then
spilling propaganda the guy only shows the facts he wants
you to see. Keep up the great work with the site.
Subject: Response to 'Dubya' post
Yo Orsm great site. Anyway, I wanted
to say something to person who made the picture of George
W. Bush with his fingers close together and sayin "this
is the size of my dick." It's cool that everyone has
their own opinion, but this moron just showed how much of
a dumbass he is by saying, "after seeing Fahrenheit
9/11, I now know this guy is a spineless, self serving fuck."
That movie is one big lie, and every person interviewed
in it has said that multiple times since. Michael Moore
takes bits and pieces out to twist the truth. If one piece
of bullshit propaganda will cause someone to make such a
stupid ass remark about our president, I'm pretty sure "Dubya"
is the smartest thing we've got.
Subject: RE: farenheit 911
In the newest update, someone mentioned
how they learned about president bush being an evil bastard
or something like that from the movie Farenheit 911. However,
it is obvious that they haven't seen Farenhype 911. This
is an actual documentary based off of Michael Moore's movie.
They found out that the lying bastard (Moore) edited the
fuck out of his interviews with people. The people he interviewed
were extremely pissed that he had misrepresented their views
so badly. Michael Moore can go fucking die for all I care.
By the way, you run the best site on the net... Thanks for
your hard work.
Subject: America the retarded...
I am absolutely sick to my stomach that
W got elected again, something is going horribly wrong in
this great country of mine...Can you believe that the #1
reason people voted for that maniac was "moral reasons"
??? Funny, I thought it was immoral to take over another
country, kill thousands,and lie to the world the whole time...
Fuck it, maybe i'll move to Canada, they got good whiskey
and hockey... Sad in America.
Subject: Quick Comment
Hey man, First, I want to say that your
site rocks and has had me addicted for longer than I can
remember. Keep up the kick ass work!
Secondly, I just wanted to drop
you a line letting ya know how impressed i was with the way
you have been dealing with the whole Kerry/Bush election.
While I may not agree with you regarding Bush, I find it awesome
that you haven't only been favoring one side. Putting up posts
from both extremes was really a winner with me. Now I am a
Canadian but I firmly support Bush... don't worry .. I'm not
going to go into a rant. I really don't think that attacking
you for having an opinion gets anyone anywhere and I wasn't
too thrilled with either side hammering at eachother. Honestly,
I am sure there is a lot of idiots on both sides of the coin
but we have to remember... it's the same coin ... even if
our views are totally opposite. Both sides keep eachother
in check and it's something we need but the personal attacks
are really unnecessary. Don't be shy to share more of your
opinions... nothing beats reading someone elses views. Keep
up the great work and thanks again for all your hard work.
Mr. O; Let me say that I enjoy your site
Immensely. Can hardly wait for the new update each week.
It seems, however, that the majority of your mail is from
Fucktards with the intent of bashing the President of the
USA. Mr. Bush has some bad traits but he also has many good
points that it seems no one ever looks to or mentions. When
you are a One-sided-sona-bitch with nothing but hate in
your heart, (this is brought on because they are those that
are Michael Moore asshole-suckers) and never have an original
thought of your own and never look for the good in others,
that you make these statements. Fucktards like the one from
Ca. that says he should move to Canada, and the asshole
From Austria that is so high on EU and his concern about
the way they feel (might feel a bit differently when the
terrorists starts blowing up their people) should know that
the majority of Americans could give a fiddlers fuck how
they feel. Especially France and Germany. Back to Mr. Bush..
The Majority of the hate and misconception of Bush is generated
by a hostile Media that NEVER reports any thing that he
may do that is good. People like the TARDS I have mentioned
probably believe and take for gospel all that the"Big
Ugly Stupid Fat man" had in his movie, which has already
been shown and PROVEN to big Fabrications and lies, most
taken out of context. I say ,"grow up, get a life,
think for yourselves, and shut the FUCK UP!!!
Subject: US ELECTION
Hey ORSM: First let me say this is only
the second time I write but your site is one of the pillars
of the internet as far as I'm concerned.
Now, Bush won and I voted for him.
Those that don't like it, as you yourself mentioned, can
kiss my American red, white and blue ass. I think the world
is a better place for it and I really couldn't give less
of a shit about what foreigners think. One thing is for
me to think the Aussies are cool, the British trustworthy,
the Swedish babes hot. Something else entirely is to give
their opinions about MY country's election more weight than
they are worth.
Australia recently re-elected PM Howard.
Don't you think that in many quarters of the world people
weren't crying *oh those fucking stupid Aussies have elected
again this baby killer who's nothing but Bush lap dog? How
can the Australian be so moronic?* And I'm sure you Australians
would answer these cries with a cheerful *kiss my kangaroo's
ass mate!* and rightly so.
Australia's business is Australia's
business. America's is America's first and foremost, though
I understand the impact this election will have on the rest
of the world.
About your point on the wave of puritanism
sweeping through the US with Bush in power: it's not happening.
Would Bush like to curtail what he considers indecency on
the internet and elsewhere? I guess so. Will he succeed?
No. Laws are passed by Congress, not the President, and
Democrat or Republican politicians will try to impose their
view of the world on us. We, the people, can only try to
minimize the damage these lawyers in Washington, Canberra,
London, Paris and all the capitals of the world do. That's
our lot in life.
No two persons in the world agree on
100% of the issues. I, for instance, am an atheist. My President
is a born again Christian and I, with all due respect, shit
on his beliefs. The words *in god we trust* on our currency
bother the hell out of me. My blood boils when I see some
asinine Alabama judge putting the ten commandments in MY
court room, the people's court room. Does that mean that
I should have gone out and voted for Kerry who would probably
make the country more secular? No, because I agree with
Bush on more issues than I agree with Kerry. The arithmetic
in this case is very, very simple.
The lesser of two evils, that's what
we always have to choose.
Subject: Re-Election of Bush
Hello Mr. ORSM. Don't know if you've
checked any post election coverage. During exit polling
the questions, to voters are "Whom did you vote for
and why?", the answer for most Bush supporters was
his strong moral values. Basically people would rather our
see our economy go in the toilet, higher burdens on the
middle and low class, astronomical job losses, soldiers
being killed in Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere soon, and
a violation of the first ammendment of the Constitution,
just so long as women can't have the right to have an abortion
and gays can't marry. Yeah that's much more important than
all those other things. Wish us all luck.
Subject: To the citizens of the United States of America
In the light of your failure to elect
a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves,
we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence,
effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths
and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair,
MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware
that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint
a minister for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire
will be circulated next year to determine whether any of
you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown
Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate
1. You should look up "revocation"
in the O oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium".
Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just
how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will
be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping
the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part.
Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping
half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter
'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize"
will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn
that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh.
You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you
can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should
raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary".
Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler
noises such as "like" and "you know" is
an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look
up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps'
in the Jerr y Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope
with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When
you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to
use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as
"US English". We will let Microsoft know on your
behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take
account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of
3. You should learn to distinguish
the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard.
English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit
or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn
how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such
as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.
While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there
is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the
county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it
Devonshire, all American States will become "shires"
e.g. Texasshire, Flori dashire, Louisianashire.
4. Hollywood will be required
occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood
will be required to cast English actors to play English characters.
British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or
"Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down
for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the
humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5. You should relearn your original
national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only
after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to
get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American
"football". There is only one kind of football.
What you refer to as American "football" is not
a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there
is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one
else plays "American" football. You will no longer
be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls.
It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in
time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American
"football", but does not involve stopping for a
rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour
like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US
rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball.
It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series'
for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only
2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,
your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will
be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders"
which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves,
collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You will no longer be allowed
to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own
or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable
peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to
handle p otentially dangerous items, you will require a permit
if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. July 4th is no longer a public
holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but
only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
9. All American cars are hereby
banned. They are cr*p and it is for your own good. When we
show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All
road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You
will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the
same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without
the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication
will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real
chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips.
Fries aren't even French; they are Belgian though 97.85% of
you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe)
are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you
insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps".
Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional
accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm
and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams
of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the
Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled
for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff
you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it
is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will
be referred to as "beer", and European brews of
known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager".
The substances formerly known
as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to
as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception
of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product
will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine".
This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last
1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk
13. From December 1st the UK
will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will
be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices
with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those
of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt
UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve
personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists.
The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should
only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort
things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist
then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed
JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
Tax collectors from Her
Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the
acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Subject: Our US President and our biggest problems...
Well as you know many people are not
blessed with "common sense". It occurred back
in the day when a volcano erupted and blanketed the earth
with tons of ash that blocked out the sunlight. Before this
happened we were blessed with 50 million different gene
pools, afterwards we were left with less than 10 thousand.
This leads you to the answer why there are 5 million people
living in Kentucky and only 15 different last names.
In-breeding for long periods
of time has consequences that is apparent on every street
corner on the planet. Some of us have been lucky, others are
just plain stupid!
This is the reason why America
is the way it is today. I have good common sense that I use
on a daily basis. It doesn't take much for me to come up with
a great answer to a nagging problem, unless a stupid person
happens to be involved with that problem. Then it is for me
like pulling my own healthy teeth! So I really hate to admit
it but a guy can only take so much before it really bothers
the hell out of him, so I mostly stay to myself these days.
So now you have the good guy
not paying much attention to what is around him because he
doesn't want to fight stupidity and then the stupid people
racing around trying to get it all figured out and fucking
it up worse than if they were to just leave well enough alone!
But then they don't know any better do they?
I have been a long time radio
operator and the other day while talking with some bud's the
election came up and I was titled to be an "armchair
president" but then what I was "preaching"
is that I agree 100% with what was emailed to me - Robbin
Williams plan: (here is a copy)
ROBIN WILLIAM'S PLAN...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to
the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never
2. We will withdraw our troops
from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea
and the Philippines. They don't want us there! We would then
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes
in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave.. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
4. All future visitors will
be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given
a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No foreign "students"
over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes or if they get a "D" it's back home
6. The US will make a strong
effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other
oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they
don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites should be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or
other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army's. The people who need it most
get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters
to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies
and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to
charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn
Now, isn't that a winner of
"The Statue of Liberty
is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want a piece of me?'"
It is all about protecting yourself
and what you believe in and it has to start at home, not in
someone else's country!
Here is one more thing that
really has me in an uproar....
I have a friend and she is divorced
and they have a child.
He was ordered by the court to pay child support.
He had a good job and good insurance and was paying his dues.
He then lost his job and the insurance that went along with
He now cannot pay his child support because he doesn't have
Because he cannot pay, he now has to go to court.
They are going to put him in jail because he is over $2000.00
This jail time is going to be at least 90 days and cost the
government (actually the people within the state)lots of money
by the way he isn't required to pay all of it back.
Then when he gets out he will have lost his drivers license
so he won't be able to drive himself to a job if he gets one.
The thing that gets me the most is the little girl doesn't
have insurance and cannot see a doctor and has no money to
assist her mother with the bills and will be tossed out into
the streets because they cannot afford the rent.
Why oh why doesn't the court,
when they have him, take the money they were going to throw
away by putting him in jail and either get him a new job or
train him for a job he'd be most likely to get because it
is there but he cannot obtain because he does not have the
knowledge to do the job. By doing so they would avoid the
little girl and her mother getting tossed into the streets.
It is all about common sense!!!!
Ah, but stupidity rules... and I don't have the fight left
And to bring some closure to the ongoing war
of words between Zac and everyone else over the last few weeks here's
Zac's final thoughts...
Subject: Just found the overflow e-mails about me........
If you want me to stop sending e-mails
Mr. Orsm, let me know so i dont waste my time typing. Heh,
i guess i pissed a few people off.
Well here is what i have to
say to Zoopoo:
Yes I knew that AMERICANS armed
Yes I knew that the AMERICANS stood by in 1988.
Yes I knew that it was the AMERICANS who put Saddam in power
CIA supplied the Baath Party with the intell to over throw
the leader in Iraq who was pro-communist.
Saddam's cousin went into power,
Saddam took to the head of the Secret Police, then later muscled
his cousin out of office. Yes i know that Bush SR was a supporter
of Saddam untill Saddam invaded Kuwiat. Then we went oh shit,
he would control 20% of the worlds oil.... uhh damnit.
In response to Mr. Gorgees:
You are right, i mispoke when i said he gassed 100,000. According
to some rights groups in the middle east 100,000 people were
killed/missing after the event. But more than 5k were gassed.
About 5000 were gassed in Halabja, but a total of 60 villages
were attacked with chemical weapons.
I enjoy my poo flinging. Keep
in mind my poo was aimed at the dumbasses who are protesting
for no reason, with no knowledge of the situation. You, may
actually poses some knowledge, and i applaud you for that.
Although i think some of your info is incorrect, it looks
like some of mine is incorrect as well. The point is, unless
we were there, at the events, at the meetings,
in on the intelligence on both sides, we CANNOT ever be sure
what happened. Simply put.
As for your link, it sounds
interesting, but i am unsure of the credibility. That is the
problem with the internet, you really cant be sure of the
source. But i guess that is true with books as well because
as Meph put it " history is always recorded by the victors,
and such has their own spin on it" I completely agree.
and for the statement "Turkey's
30,000 would mean USA has to take their leader down also.
I guess that all depends on a persons morals.
Your e-mail was fawking long. I think that my beliefs go against
that of the mass media. Everyone is on this Anti-war Anti-Bush
trip right now, that i get a lot of crooked looks when my
opinions are spoken. I already discussed the issues with saddam
being placed in power, and the chem weapons origin. Do you
truley believe that i am wrong in saying Saddam is bad?
And i would like to see some
facts behind this statement "the real issue of the fact
that bush MADE 911 happen" AND I MEAN FACTS. Real, tangable,
I would like to know more about
the WWII thing.... I think we were wrong in WWI but i don;t
know about WW2..... Hitler was right? ehh? Your comment about
racial profiling is somewhat true, yes there is more suspiscion,
but i dont see mass murder going on. Genocidal Tendencies
would include killing those people he was prejudice against.
You told me to do some actuall
research, and i have, but i am sorry, i didnt really see much
for facts in your long ass e-mail....
Feel free to e-mail me factual
documents, or your opinions at any time. I enjoy these kinds
of debates, i really think they free up the mind, or close
it more..... firstname.lastname@example.org
-seriously orsm, tell
me when to shut up.
Subject: Response to all the dubya e-mails
Well i was going to write you a long
reason why its a good thing he got re-elected but i realized
that it would just fall upon deaf ears. (not you personaly
ORSM, mainly your audience, you seem fairly intelligent
through the e-mails and postings i've seen, even though
So instead. Matt, Bob(dont understand
your email well but I'll include you) Rich McClellan, Chris
Matthes, mufflon, and most of all Kleanheat.
You are all ignorant motherfuckers.
For the last time, Shut Up.
I haven't quite made up my mind yet but this
may be the last political stuff that gets posted on the site for
a while - I think we need to let it die and get on with what this
site is all about... porn and humour!
If you've got something to say or share then
drop me a line here.