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Email Overflow...

Time for an all new Overflow. This is the page where I post a whole stack of emails that have come my way in recent weeks and months that for one reason or another - usually because there wasn't enough room - didn't make the main page. I'm one of those people who hates throwing things away so make the most of that idiosyncrasy and enjoy...

MojBott wrote:
Subject: VB TV Adverts...
Hi there Mr Orsm; love the site. Have been a longtime lurker to your pages for a few years now and love the way the site has grown and moved with the times. I am wondering if you, or any of the Orsm community (that's us), have (and are able to post) any of the VB TV Adverts (Shout Politics, Late Night Lamb Sandwich etc). They are the best damn ads I have seen in a long time and I would love a copy of them, if anyone has them. I live in hope that someone has them.... keep up the good work.

Robertson wrote:
Subject: ORSM
Gee! I miss her.

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John Donald wrote:
Subject: Divorce
My wife and I have divorced and in the divorce settlement she was awarded the double wide and the pickup truck. As per my copy of the court order, I delivered the truck before 2 PM, yesterday! So, how's your day going?

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Intelligence
Love the website, check it almost daily awaiting the new update. Anyways, finally have something to contribute. I found this as I was checking out CNN.com today. Thought the headline was too good to pass up.

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youseuckmedry wrote:
Subject: stroke
i love you. please donot STROKEinthe toilets
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J. wrote:
Subject: fucker coach
Who wants to travel on a fucker coach? I do! Austrian bus caught in my hometown, Ghent.
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Eric Shaw wrote:
Subject: pics pics pics
I've attached some pics of a night of debauchery in Flagstaff, AZ. Passed out buddy, multi-colored dalmation, and my buddy's swollen hand from hitting me in the ear should sum it up. Hope you can use some of it. Keep up the good work.

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Franz wrote:
Subject: Photo
Hello! My sister is an Austrian police officer. She took the enclosed picture back in 1998. The guy took his mouth full of water and blew his head away. Greetings from Austria!

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Philip wrote:
Subject: Emailing: herald.jpg
How's this for good banner ad placement!

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ronan wrote:
Subject: forgot the pic
Hey, Love your site. You have great taste in ladies. Here is a picture of a friend wile grocery shopping. Every time I look at this picture it makes me crack up. She really looks like she about to puke. Keep up the good work.

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Double B wrote:
Subject: 4th of July
I know it's the wrong time of the year to be talking about the 4th of July, but this is what we did this year... We drank on the roof while we had a girl hold this sign. Perhaps some of ORSM's visitors can try this for New Years.

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Deer Sir, I wanna apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I theenk I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole seam to respond to me well. I4m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job no problem. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you theenk that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picksure of me taken at mi last jobb.

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mark wrote:
Subject: shrek 3
my contribution to random shite, the wife's mate auditioning for shrek 3. sorry for the poor quality, blame nokia.

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jeff wrote:
Subject: W.T.F
surfing and I find this RS. I mean wath da fuck is that. Keep it IN.
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Pricey wrote:
Subject: couple of pics for ya.
Hey Mate, thought you might be able to use these. Apparently this is a guy who was drunk at the wheel. seems that airbags dont always save people, especially when you have a great hunk of steel tube through your skull.

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Fred wrote:
Subject: "The Only Way To Go Fast Is A V-8"? 1985 Pontiac Fiero
I used to laugh at most people who thought they had fast cars. Mine was just a little old multiport fuel injected V6 with a 5 speed mounted on a roller skate... 2200 lbs. curb weight, and over 20 years old, at this point. Still fatal in almost ANY accident, but just plain FAST!! Oh yeah, and the stereo had speakers in both sides of the headrests, too! If it pulls up next to you at the light, be scared. VERY scared... Or else just run into the all fiberglass body. They self destruct on the slightest of impacts.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: short pants
hi there. i took this photos yesterday. this two girls were looking for a notebook in a mediastore. i hope you will enjoy. nice :)

I look forward to the day when camera phones can actually take decent quality pics. -Orsm

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Lez wrote:
Subject: something awesome
a pic my mates made. found it quite amusing

 

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Paul wrote:
Subject: best xmas present
Hello, this is the ideal present a man could get for xmas. A slab of vb stubbies and some pussy.Notice the reflection on the floor from his eyes. Could you post on your site. Thanks.

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Rudd wrote:
Subject: pics
G'Day Mr.Orsm, Saw this redback spider, outside my unit in Cronulla, eating a lizard, if I hadn't seen it myself I'd have a hard time believing it. The lizard was about 4 to 5 inches (10 to 12cm) long, so you can work out the size of the redback. Thought you might get a kick out of it. Sorry about the quality, all I had was my phone.

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Robert wrote:
Subject: Area51 sat images
I can't get sat images of this certain area of the south western United States. I wonder why?

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