I probably should have put more thought into
taking a few weeks off and told you guys not to email me anything
because the end result was several days of going through it all
to catch up on around 3 weeks of back log! Anyway there has been
some great stuff come through however there just isnt enough room
to squeeze it all on the main page. this is where the Overflow comes
First up lets cover some of what you guy's had
to say on me missing a couple of my weekly updates...
You're website has taken the same path
as stileproject.com, which consists of creating a good website,
then gathering a substantial number of followers, then adding
advertising, then updating less, then adding more advertisements,
then updating even less, then adding advertisements in links
that used to contain fun, erotic, or interesting content,
then updating hardly at all. Sad that I now must look to
make sure a link will not take me to truebabes.com, or some
other useless porn site, when I used to click on any link
and was guaranteed to see original content. Very disappointing,
but congratulations putting profits over content.
How about a fair go? This wasn't
the only email I got along these lines but what people seem
to forget is that I pour my heart and soul into this site
week in, week out all year long. Another thing conveniently
forgotten is that it's done all for free - how else
am I supposed to cover the tens of thousands of dollars
this site costs to run without advertising? -Orsm
Subject: No Change?
Dear ORSM, For a long time I have been
a true follower of your web site and looked forward to Thursday
mid Morning, when your new stories, pictures and videos
would come out. About two or three weeks ago you came out
with some GAY shit, with Fag men as the main topic. You
changed it back to Beautiful women and great stories. (thank
you). Now you are not changing your web site on Thursdays
anymore. What's up with that? Did you get someone new in
there that don't know his ass from a hole in the ground?
Come on guys get back on track and up your quality again.
I want Beautiful women and great stories. I can't get them
Two or three weeks ago was actually
the 1st of April... closer to two or three months ago. -Orsm
Subject: To hell with.....
...them all. If they want to bitch about
you taking a break FUCK 'EM ALL!! Well with that said congrats
on the new house, and taking a little break, (although I
go through withdrawls the methadone is working LOL) You
deserve both. Thanks for all the wasted hours you give me.
Just figured that with everybody writing to bitch I would
take a little time out of my day and write to say thanks
for everything, and am looking forward to your return.
Subject: hey orsm,it's the "yank" from maryland
Hey ORSM, I hope you enjoy your vacay,I
will miss your site for the week that you're gone.Archives?
Yep,i've already perused them a good bit.
Enjoy some time off. The wife
and I had some days last week and were able to catch the John
Fogerty/John Mellencamp concert.Ahhhh,nothing better than
time away from reality and problems, huh? Prop your feet up,enjoy
a beverage of choice and relax for a while. I will be waiting
for you next week tho! You always make my Thursday! Thanks
for your efforts;they're much appreciated! Like our Mexican
friends say,"Mulch is grass waste."(They don't say
that,I made it up,but you can use it....)Maybe it's Muchos
Gracias? Haa haa. Enjoy your time off and come back with a
Subject: America! Fuck Yeah!
yikes! I just realized that the reason
the new update is not up could be because your servers might
be in the states. If they are i'm sure you know all about
their new faggy law. how come the world police feels they
have to ruin things for everyone? even though I live next
door in canada, somedays i wish saddam would have had weapons
of mass destruction to level the playing field. What ever
happened to those anyway? Oh wait a minute, the whole idea
of the "war" was to free the iraqi's in the first
place, always was. gawd, idiots! I am greatly saddened as
to what the future state of random shite will be, and i
hope that you will still continue with the site, even though
to keep the archives you will have to invest countless hours,
and the site will never be the same again. If your servers
aren't in the states, does that get you around the fascists
will? Keep it real.
from moose jaw (anyone from the states
who wants to laught at my towns name can refer to the town
of knob noster, missouri)
Some handy advice and an opinion on things the
way they are...
Subject: I.C.E (this is really important)
Hi Orsm, Normally I don't forward chain
letters on to you, but in this case make an exception. All
in the civilised world are potentially at threat and anything
that can be done to help Emergency Services has to be welcomed.
Even without the atrocities that have taken place in London,
the plea makes sense, whatever country one happens to live
in and whatever the circumstances. Given the readership
of your site, perhaps you could help to make this an international
Following the disaster in London...
East Anglian Ambulance Service have launched a national "In
case of Emergency ( ICE ) " campaign with the support
of Falklandswar hero Simon Weston. The idea is that you store
the word " I C E " in your mobile phone address
book, and against it enter the number of the person you would
want to be contacted "In Case of Emergency". In
an emergency situation ambulance and hospital staff will then
be able to quickly find out who your next of kin are and be
able to contact them. It's so simple that everyone can do
it. Please will you also email this to everybody in your address
book, it won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will
know about this. It really could save your life, or put a
loved one's mind at rest. For more than one contact name ICE1,
ICE2, ICE3 etc.
Subject: London Attacks: Read this First!
Great site, well balanced. But to matters
more serious. It's so frustrating to see all the coverage
that is being shoved in our faces on the attacks on London.
Ok don't get me wrong here, those wankers who think its
cool to blow apart innocent civillians in their 'jihad'
are fuck wits and deserve everything they get in life (and
evetually death). But it is bullshit to be so outraged by
the death of 100+ people with the current Israeli/Palestinian
violence. Genocide in Darfur (Sudan), Ethiopia and the ridiculous
circumstances which are allowed to continue in Zimbabwe.
Lets get our shit into perspective here, these people have
drawn our attention to great injustice's against 'us'. How
about 'them', all the people in all those countries being
pissed on at the moment. I have more concern for the millions
in the middle of an AIDS epidemic in Africa. Open your eyes
Kicked in the nuts...
Subject: kicked in the nuts
In your most recent updates you posted
a video of "kicked
in the nuts", as well you said you didn't know
where it origintated. The show originates from channel101.com
, on the website a second episode of kicked in the nuts
can be found too.
Subject: kicked in the nuts origin
i don't know how long you've had this
clip but they make fun of it on a new episode of Family
Guy. It was hilarious so when i saw this i didn't know who
copied who. btw can you not show my sn. Thanks.
Saw that! Very funny! -Orsm
Subject: Kicked in the nuts video
Orsm, The "Kicked In The Nuts"
video is quite interesting. However, I might add that if
someone hid by my front door only to kick me or a family
member in the nuts, they take a serious risk of being shot.
Subject: kicked in the nuts
Hey, just checked out the update and
wanted to let you know where the Kicked in the nuts video
came from. www.Channel101.com.
Its a website where anyone who wants to can make a series
type max 5 min video, and it gets voted on at a screening
in L.A. If it is top 5 it makes it into the prime time section
on the site and you have to make a second episode... anyways
just thought I would let you know. Check out some of the
other shows on there... they are fuckin' helarious.
After this the whole apostrophe issue is now
CLOSED. I swear I am soooo over this... the original email wasn't
even intended seriously in the first place...
Just for kicks, ....., If I read the
letters right, someone out here in interwebland is "At
the breaking point" over something as stupid as an
apostrophe?? HELL, I say stick an extra one in there, just
for them!! Make it chem''s or chem's', or even chems'',
for that matter!! Not that wouldn't still trip the spell
checker, but I want to drive this idiot BEYOND the breaking
point. Then just sit back and watch the headlines to see
what he does when he snaps. My bet is he throws a magnum
hissy fit and his mum restricts his computer use as a result.
Never know, though, maybe it's really Kim Jong Il writing
under a nom de plume?? "Nuclear Holocaust Results From
Punctuation Dispute" now THAT is a headline!! LOL,
anyway..., You've got a great site, and I wouldn't be so
presumptuous as to try to correct anything on it. Post a
whole PAGE of apostrophes (or is that apostrophe's? apostrophesis'??),
if that trips your trigger! Warhol would have approved,
I think. Thanks for the Giggles!! (Giggleses'?, giggle's?),
Subject: To the Advice Asshole
This is to the Advice Asshole: You my
friend are the reason Orsm adds the "stay off the chem's"
at the end. Either up the dosage, get off the drugs altogether,
or beg your girlfriend for sex a little harder, because
you seriously need to chill the fuck out. The Grammar Nazi
was taking the piss out of himself as well, not saying he
was better than anyone. Most of us aren't pompous arseholes
like yourself and genuinely want to know when we've got
something wrong like that. Christ, this is a porn and jokes
site - go back to reading the fucken obituaries you depressing
Stiff Assed Brit wrote:
Subject: What a Wanker Grammer Nazi Is!!
Dear Mr Orsm, Awesome site dude, found
it completely by mistake a number of years ago and have
been checking the updates ever since, have to say, love
your work. Anyway, just a note
about Grammer Nazi's grammer. He doesn't seem to know shit.
He is correct that an apostrophe in the word chem's can
mean that something belongs to the the chem, but however
following the example of words such as "don't, can't,
doesn't" etc, the apostrophe can also imply that letters
have been removed and that the original word (or words)
have been abreviated. Therefore chem's is an abbreviation
of chemicals, which I believe you implied all along. Anyway,
back to my Stella, there are no chem's in that are there?
So you are correct in the use of our
noble language. This guy must be American, as no-one else
could massacre English in such a ham-fisted way.
Keep up the good work and I would be
awefully grateful if you didn't post my information on the
world wide web. As it seems there are a load of funkyfreekypeople
P.S. Oh, and well done with the cricket,
I suspected you guys were lulling us into a false sense
of security before homing in for the kill. 10:1 says you're
bringing home the ashes again, seems the only thing that
can save us is the weather! Although it didn't do Mr Henman
any favours, oh well, at least we've got the Lion's tour
to look forward to... oh Bugger!
And on to some other odds and ends...
Subject: Kangaroo has butt fucked the Lion
Thatmosis here. Well, well, well, the
Kangaroo has butt fucked the Lion again and the team looked
so pretty too with their blond highlights, flashing earrings,
3 day stubble and oh so trendy sunglasses, pity they couldnt
stand the pressure. Moral of the story, never send a team
of wanna be's out to do a mans job.
Subject: redneck hicks
gday orsm. love your site etc etc...
im not often disturbed by images and videos that are avialable
from the net, however i was quite offended by the video
that the redneck sent in of shooting
a roo... im a country lad australian and i understand
that since us "white australians" have cleared
most of the land for farming it has created great pastures
for kangaroos to thrive to huge numbers. 100 million i think?
(correct me if im wrong). so ok, kangaroos arent on the
endangered list and shooting a few is going to make little
impact. hovever.... id like for the rest of the world who
are checking this site and reading this post to know that
not all aussies shoot roos, eat pies and beat their wives,
like the guys in the video and the fucks from boyup brook
the week before... im not looking for an argument. i just
thought this was needed to be made clear. werd to the mother
Subject: Canadian toilets prove that all the guys have small
ORSM, Top site dude. Awesome to get some
Aussie perspective on things again over here just north of
Here's a question that maybe
some Seppo/Canadian readers can answer - what the fuck is
up with your toilets? It seems to be a competition to see
who can make the water level the highest(they have heaps to
waste over here). It's usually only just below the edge of
the bowl. When I sit down to take a shit, my dick flops into
the water. So I have to spend the whole time holding on to
it to keep it out of my floating turds. Does no-one over here
have this problem? Has no-one thought to design a toilet that
doesnt do this? Or, and I to assume that none have ever had
the problem due to shorter appendages?
Willem De Bruyn
Subject: Bill's prayer
Dude; I was fucking around the other
day and wrote this. It's an augmented version of The Lord's
Prayer - written for Mr Bill Gates.
Our Bill, who art so greedy,
Hallowed be thy Source Code.
Thy Windows Longhorn come,
Thy resource eating be done,
With end-users as hapless as Thou could make them.
Give us this day our daily Update,
And forgive us our use of Linux,
As we forgive You for dominating the software market.
And lead us not into forced
But deliver us from Bluescreen.
For Thine is the market,
And the money,
And the controlling share in Microsoft.
And finally a stack of emails that were far too
good to delete but could'nt fit on the main page of the site [sorry
<with held> wrote:
This all occurred around about 10pm last
Friday night... I jumped on my bike and headed towards the
Wayville showgrounds to scope out the action at the Big
Day Out... as I'm cutting through the parklands, I turn
a corner, go over this little bridge, and fuck me but about
5m. away there's two dudes standing behind a tree looking
at me... One of the dudes was real short.
Either that or he's not short he's
ON HIS KNEES! You *may* be able to figure out what the hell
was happening there! So I ride on and have a quiet snicker,
and ride about 50m. up the (pitch black) trail. About
then I realise that I have my camera on me, and that I am
in the position to get one of the worlds funniest shots.
So I prep. the camera, and ride back down the trail, camera
in one hand, flash all primed, as I hit the bridge (still
moving), I stand on the pedals, lean in and take this shot.
Now I just kept riding, and it wasn't until I hit the road
and stopped to see what I'd gotten that I saw the pic...
I just about fell off my bike laughing!
Subject: small or insignificant
Hey, been reading your site for years,
really enjoy it!! Just following orders, dropping you a
line!! I attached a picture of som classic american iron,
1958 Cadillac!! Have a good one. PS, the car is mine, the
dork in the back seat is my buddy, his daughter is driving....
Beautiful car! -Orsm
Subject: Picture Identification
Hey, I was sent series of pics with this
girl by a friend. There are more photos, but Ive been unable
to find them anywhere on the Internet. I was wonderin if
you had seen this girl. You can post this if you want, maybe
someone knows something. But please don't include my email
Hey orsm, thought you might like this
pic) but anyway its was taken after a bumpkin 21st bday
party at boyup brook at about 7 in the morning. The guy
had been fucking round with the motor (maggot as - at about
3am) and someone thought itd be funny to shut the hood on
top of him 'and it was! But anyway, everyone had a
good laugh but no-one let the bastard out which explains
the photo taken three hours later. The best bit was that
Justin (the dude in the car) still had his can of bundy
in his hand which he proceeded to finish as soon as he was
heres what happens when you have a little
too much to drink, and try and drive in the middle of winter.
the guy never got canned. had to cover up the name of the
building in the back. Your site rocks, from one side of
the world to the other. Keep up the great website. check
up on it all the time. later from way the fuck up in canada's
north. sorry, no girls good looking enough to send pics
of, sent this instead
Subject: Giant Beaver
Here's a pic of a giant beaver in Beaverlodge
Alberta, Canada. WTF? Those who know him call him TACO.
Subject: Crash landing
My Orsm, Here's a pic of a plane that
crashed in our parking lot last February in Fargo, ND. I
was at work on the weekend and heard a crash outside. I
took a look and this plane just missed my truck, hit our
parking lot, clipped a lightpole and came to rest in the
lawn of the house across the street. Scarry though, the
house next to that one is a day care. Both pilot and passenger
survived after a few weeks in the hospital. The cause of
the crash was that a mechanic (who had been suspended before
for performing bad repairs) improperly replace a oil filter
just before they took off. Someone had just bought the plane
and the pilots were delivering it to them when they crashed.
W Jack Lloyd
Hello Mr O, I was in St Johns Church
cemetary in Dudley -- central England, to take a photo of
the church for a friend. I noticed a grave overgrown with
weeds and grass. The wording amused me, so I cleared the
grass which was partly obscuring those words and took a
picture. I have attached the picture.
Subject: hurrican dennis pics
yo orsm waz up, good site you got here,
well I live in miami area and I have 5 pics of a tree that
up-rooted by my house enjoy them, ill bring more tomorrow
when I go to work
Subject: Hooters Air
Mr. Orsm - Great site. I saw this in
Newark (New Jersey) last week. Thought you might be interested.
Keep up the good work.
Subject: Cool Pic of Pope
hey cool site.. i just wanted to send
ya this pic of the pope my frined made one night.
Subject: maxpower car show tits n ass
sup dude, love ur site its badass notin
but tits and ass so i thort id add to it here are some pictures
of me at Maxpower car show, you can tell from the pics that
i was really interested in the cars.
Subject: wicked dirt bikeing
hey mr orsm. just thought id send yu
a few pics i took at a dirt bike park in QLD called "black
duck valley", awesome dirt bike - 4X4 park (and this
is not a sponsored message) been out there a few times and
i have had a ball every time, rideing, getting on the piss!,
and not in that order, the best fun is kickin back at camp
watching the carnage! here's a few pics, theirs some big
jumps out there enjoy!
Subject: some pics for your site
Hi there, Cool site , here are some pics
. Please dont mention my address !!! Cheers and keep up
the filth !!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Dear Orsm
Hi. a friends gave me his pc because
he had fucked up everything, after reparing evrything i
just take a look of what he was doing with his pc. I hope
he will recognize the pics. Thanks posting them
Subject: Driving in the rain
train station this morning...
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