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Email Overflow...

In the final Overflow for the year I thought I should take the opportunity to clear out the coffers and post up all the email that has been sitting around here for the last however long. So much good stuff that I just couldn’t manage to squeeze onto the main page and now here it is all for you’re viewing pleasure. This lot should keep you going for a while too... there’s enough here to put a regular update to shame!

Dave wrote:
Subject: Merry Christmas NOT Happy Holidays!
I'm a big fan of your site, and I finally have something I feel strongly about to ask you to post. I'm sure Austrailia has it's share of immigrants, and Canada has more than it's share, but I don't mind immigrants since I'm a son of an immigrant myself (Italian)! Read on and see some of the issues our weak ass policticians have caused.

This is an email that's been circulating around the last month or so, the first bit some guy has his rant, but the end part is direct out of a newspaper in Toronto.

MERRY CHRISTMAS T'IS THE SEASON TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. AND NOT JUST THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

Today on CFRB the host of the morning talk show Peter Sherman put the question out to the listening audience. Does saying Merry Christmas offend you or anybody you know ?

As the calls came in everybody expressed their personal views about greeting people with "Merry Christmas". Not one person said they were offended by the greeting "Merry Christmas". Many callers expressed their frustration about political correctness and what it has done to such a beautiful time of year. Even Jewish people called in to express their concerns about the politically correct attitude in Canada and how they appreciated Christmas and all the celebration that goes with it.

So who is causing all the trouble? Your guess is as good as mine.

Some of the stores this year that have instructed employees not to say Merry Christmas are Wal-Mart and Sears. There are probably more then that, but those are the two that I have heard of. If their sales dropped due to people not shopping in those stores I wonder if they would change their policy and start using the Merry Christmas greeting again.

My Canada celebrates Christmas, and next time I'm in line at the check out counter I will be greeting with Merry Christmas! Remember EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

Will we still be the Country of choice and still be Canada if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in Canada because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas........... but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.............. we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings.

It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all!

This is an editorial written by a Toronto newspaper journalist. He did quite a job didn't he? Read on, please!

ARE YOU A HELPFUL PERSON?

You are out having an afternoon walk through the park when you hear the cries of a distressed lost little girl. You look to the left and discover that the poor lost little girl has spilt her ice cream and is very upset. What do you do?

A. Ignore her and keep walking.
B. Offer to buy her a new ice cream so she shuts up.
C. Offer to help clean up the mess and assist her in finding her way home.

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TONY wrote:
Subject: gumball 3000
Hey Orsm, once again and you have heard a million times great site. Found a car site that mite interest you and all the readers. Its torquenstein.net/movies/. It refers to the ilegal run of 3,000 miles across a few European countries flat out. There are 6 vids, each lasting almost 1/2 hour each. Hope u can use them.

Richo wrote:
Subject: Google video is an amazing place
Hello, I was looking for random things in Google video. After becoming bored of top gear I started to look for anything strange and I think I succeeded, in fact this may almost be better than Pendulums film clip linked a few weeks ago (oct update ).

Paul wrote:
Subject: Pic of me in Bagdad and my thoughts on Christy from BB05
G'day Orsm, Just had to mention that I thought I was the only one who thought Christy from BB05 looked like a lion... Thought I'd also finally contribute and send in a picture of when I did my tour of Bagdad... Tasmania. I thought we'd taken a wrong turn off the spirit of Tasmania when I found we had to go through Jerusalem AND bagdad to get to Hobart. Thought it was strange there was no R.S.L in bagdad though.

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Ben wrote:
Subject: msn talk
hey there orsm! check ur side every week for update, amazing stuff ;) i'm from germany and a girl from england (she said) added me on msn and talked lots of shit that she wants to see my cock etc. so i promised her to show it when she shows me her tits on her webcam... well, she did but me not :P good to have the screen-shot.. enjoy

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Adam wrote:
Subject: online
Here is a great picture of a girl that I chat with online!

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Aberdeen Angus wrote:
Subject: Clive Woodwhinge
Hey Mate. I'm sending this because the moaning twat didn't pick any Scotsmen for the tests.

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Tony Lyons wrote:
Subject: SHERIFF'S CAR
The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got. This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car. The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired.

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Greg Stacey wrote:
Subject: How to tell if your driving to fast. Awww
Rosie said I drive to fast with the dogs in the car. What do you think?
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j stuff wrote:
Subject: pachinko
this is a picture of a pachinko parlor in japan. the bulidings have theams that have nothing to do with pachinko usually. but this one made me laugh my ass off when i drove by.

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joex joex wrote:
Subject: im looking you...
The president is not sure, but we know the true. thank you mister Orns! with love Joex

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Mike T wrote:
Subject: Friggin' Swat team during lunch break
Hey Mr. Orsm.I've been a long time reader and never sent anything until now.The other day the craziest thing happened. I'm on my lunch break from work and I need to swing home to pay a few bills. Well right as i'm about to pull into my neighborhood I see a cop making a traffic stop. The car pulls over, then this guy jumps out of the back seat with a pistol and a duffle bag and runs across some railroad tracks, and on to my street. He gets about three houses in and ducks into a garage. The cops are on his tail, but they go to the back of the house and get the eldery lady that lives there out. (Her husbands not home). Well within minutes about 60 county cops pull in and surround the house.Then three swat trucks pull in. Guys with machine guns, silenced machine guns are running all over the place. Then this guy pulls up in a plan unmarked car in a full camo suit with the fake plastic leaves hanging off and assembles the biggest sniper rifle i've ever seen and runs into a wooded area across the street. Well although everything was exciting about after 30 mniutes of being surrounded the guy gives up. He was bad messed up on meth and probably had no idea what to do. Here are a few pictures i took from my phone. The big dark vehicles in the back are the swat trucks. Hell of a lunch break.

Rob Hart wrote:
Subject: Bling Blink Kitty....
Haha good one :-)
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Dave wrote:
Subject: photo for critique?
Found this photo & photoshopped it. 1st is photoshop. 2nd is original. You have an eye for photography & this is one of my 1st photoshop attempts & need a critique. What do you think of it? any reply would be appreciated.

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OWAIS SIDDIQUI wrote:
Subject: Diana's Affairs
Hi Found a letter written by the PRINCESS OF HEARTS Lady Diana to one of her lovers check this out

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John Donald wrote:
Subject: Rainbow's end . . .
So this is the pot at the end of the rainbow! Not exactly what I expected . . .

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: your 30
Hay bud great site, i think your 30 but i could be wrong about one of the links. no name or addy pls. Any how , being from canada and bilingual i thought you might get a kick out of this. we like our eggs extra gros.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: cool pics
thought you might like to put this in your cool pics. Photo take'n in the Niagara gorge Canada side. please don't post my e-mail. Thanks. PS: love your site
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Andrew Redfern wrote:
Subject: funny pic
Hi Orsm – great site, saw this whilst on holiday in Tobago.....
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Iris wrote:
Subject: Owned Ticket
Dear Mr. Orsm, I have been a fan of your site for a while now. Now that I can actually view your site legally, (Well, I have been for a couple of months, I've just been lazy) I thought I'd tell you how much I appreciate it. Anyways, I recieved one of these tickets from a random person walking down the street. Fortunately, I was smart enough not to follow its directions, and passed it on to another person.

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VirginiaG wrote:
Subject: Have you ever seen a rock pray? This is awesome!
This is AWESOME! Tilt your head to the left to see the picture. You will be amazed at what you see. Look at the entire length of the picture.......

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anareweshmoot wrote:
Subject: fly
this is a close up on a fly I took should be enough to ruin the folks' day.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Beerlooterdude
Here's one i just did for RS. New orleans new Coin
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Hollywood Dog
I know that the veneers and the weight loss have taken their toll on Hilary Duff's face, but isn't it a little cruel to put her on the cover of Hollywood Dog? Also, why is she holding a giant rat?

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Transvestite
Hi ORSM, this is one of my friends, I had some fun with his pic, Pls post it on your site for all to see.... keep up the good work.

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CJ wrote:
Subject: plate
Orsm, This is a genuine UK registration plate.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: new fake
don't wanna annoy you, but here's my newest fake! don't post my details!

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Hilary Duff Legs Competition contestant
Hey Mr. Orsm. Dude I'm a long time reader, first time submitter.. Your updates are the highlight of my week... well... at least second to the start of the weekend. anyway man, i just found this pic on a site with all these pics of that "legs of a goddess" competition that hilary and haylie duff judged or hosted or whatever... anyway, check out the "chick" that i highlighted in the back left...I tried to leave it so that you could still get a perve on the duff sisters and the winner as well

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John Scott wrote:
Subject: no solids
Saw this above the pisser at a place I went to for a bachelor party over the weekend and thought you might find it amusing...
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Tim O'Grady wrote:
Subject: tity cum show
Mr. Orsm, Great site! Thought you'd like this, I saw it on my way to work the other day.
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Jason Smith wrote:
Subject: pic for submission
Hey Orsm. Great site! Been a fan for years and thought it would be good to see my mate on your site lookin like a hillbilly. Give an aussie guy alcohol and camo overalls and the rest is history. Keep up the good work.

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Pricey wrote:
Subject: Bathurst 2005 photo
Hey Orsm, Thought you might get a kick out of this. Would have loved to have been one of the interviewers.

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fabian wrote:
Subject: cassidy...
hey mr orsm... long time fan blah blah blah... i dunno if it just me or whether u have received hundreds of emails from people with standards... but cassidy blows (from the stories ive heard!!! lol) seriously i dont see the attraction in a festively plump (obese) chick that looks like miss piggy making faces and licking her fat rolls that could be loosely referred to as breasts. fair enough theyre big... but big tits dont count if u have got a fat arse... even the grandma wave on her arms is off putting enough... if she wants to impress people she needs to go to a gym... it is deadset enough to put me off my food.... anyways thats my 2 cents and a bit... withold details blah blah...

great site keep it up... btw living in perth for years i never caught a barramundi... so since i moved to nth queensland for uni i have been getting stuck in... thought you might appreciate the pics of my first barra i ever caught... over a metre and weighed in at 37 lbs..

<with held> wrote:
Subject: Pig for legalising weed
Hey Mr Orsm, attached is a picture I took at Reading Festival 2005. The guy in the tent next to us had a tin with fags in it, that said "Legalise Cannabis" on the outside. He gave it to one of the pigs patrolling, and asked him to hold it up for a picture. The pig took it, and said "Mmm.. it would be funny, but I better not" and went to hand it back, so I ran over and took a picture anyway.

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Anthony Gatt wrote:
Subject: Pet Porn
JUST LOOK AT WHAT YOUR PETS CAN GET UP TO THESE DAYS, THEY LEARN REAL QUICK YEH... ITS A DOGS LIFE...

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Trev wrote:
Subject: fast food Hong Kong style
Hey Orsm! Here you go a photo for your random shite if you like! I took this photo on Hong Kong Island near the StarFerry terminal I have heaps of photos to sort out & will send the better 1's to you when I get a chance

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THORNTON STONEKEEPER wrote:
Subject: stats
Here is a nice way of keeping record. It also warns those would be morons to stay out of the way OR end up another statistic. Cool site keep it going!

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Matt Rowlands wrote:
Subject: speed
Hey Mr Orsm, Have just checked back on the site after a three month holiday in Europe. I am sure I will be able to make a few more contributions with the photos I have taken. I did, however notice a comment about speedo photos. I will include my own. Please feel free to include it IF you deem worthy. I have been faster on my bike, but its a bit hard to hold a camera at 240km/hr ?! Include the photo if you wish, but leave out this idle chit chat....and my details, thanks

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Russ wrote:
Subject: Please say it isn't true!
Hi there Mr ORSM guy! Is there something about you folks down there that I should know about? Or is this sign for the tourists? I sure didn't see any of that in Melbourne. Maybe I should've gone to Sydney, eh? I've heard about the sheep in New Zealand , but this is fucking ridiculous!!!! What do you call the illegitimates, "Rooooofus" or "Roooooby"?

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Jay Risland wrote:
Subject: Black Eye Treatment! CAREFUL!
For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage. So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it...

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: My first post
Just thought I would share my shaved cock with the world...Enjoy :) P.S Please don't post my details. Cheers

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Jane Mueller wrote:
Subject: wine label
My bro found this wine label the other day at work. Its going to be exported to the UK. I now know another reason why I never swim in the River Murray.... I never knew Crocodiles swam in it!!!!

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Tird Fergusen wrote:
Subject: speedometer reading
Been a fan of your awesome site for 3 years now and I noticed that people were sending pictures of their cars and the speedometer readings most of these being nice cars, while I am coming from the other side to show that shitty cars have their speed too, I send with this message a picture of my 1987 Chevy S-10 with a 2.8 V-6, with the needle barried i am not sure that i should have taken that P.O.S that fast and it really didnt seem safe but thought some of you fans and you might find some humor in it all.

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*^=^* SKA *^=^* wrote:
Subject: My Shit
Sorry, i no speak english!!! Please post my pic!! THX W orm
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: fucked up pic
Love the site check in daily (my wife hates it).. Please keep my info private.
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Sergio wrote:
Subject: Cool pic
Hello there Mr. Orsm. I have been an avid fan for over two years now. All this time, all I've done is watch what you post. Your videos, your pics, read your jokes, and of course, browse my favorite section: random shit. I live in Los Angeles, and my brother had told me about an iguana that he had seen previously in our back yard on a tree. I was skeptical. Today however, I had a camera handy when that iguana decided to show up. The pic is attached in case you wanna use it. I find it amusing that there are wild iguanas in such a large city. Maybe it belongs to my neighbor, I don't know but the pic is awesome. The size is huge so trim it to taste or need.

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Kent wrote:
Subject: Santa
Hey orsm, thought you'd get a giggle out of this one! There have been some changes affecting Santa this year ....

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Anthony Gatt wrote:
Subject: WANT TO CHANGE YOUR CAR?
I am sure you have notice that you petrol bills have double lately!! With current petrol prices skyrocketing, Toyota pre-emptively launched a new model to capture the market upfront. According to reliable sources, this new model does not run on petrol or diesel. It is a new technological breakthrough in engine design using only biodegradable materials and with very low maintenance costs. To avoid any last minute rush or stock out, please place early bookings preferably six months in advance. Take a peep at the State of the Art Model. Book early to avoid disappointment!

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Jacques wrote:
Subject: My Cat
hi dude! I found my cat experiencing life as a human! Enjoy! Before & After
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Pat wrote:
Subject: Would you want to be caught by this man lol!!!
just a little pic of a mate and his catch hope you can post it on your site as he's on holiday in America & want to send the link for him just to hear him rant about it lol

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: pix
Hey Orsm - Your site ROCKS. On your "contact us" part of your site, you say (and I quote): "Send your shit to:" So, attached is a picture of my shit. Please don't use my name or email. I guess I'm now part of the new millennium since I'll have a compromising photo of myself online...

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Mr Spunky wrote:
Subject: Feel Like A Drink?
Hi Orsm, I went to a mates birthday party last weekend, we had to stopped & get some alcohol on the way, when we saw this place at Coolangatta we just couldn't go past it. Incase your interested this photo was taken on a Sony Ericsson K750i. P.S Thanks for the great website, its the best on the net. Keep up the good work.

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Storm wrote:
Subject: confident
Hello ! Love what you're doing and never mind the sawdust-brained hypocritical (american ?) losers, who don't want to see this or that. Attached is the pic of the van of a very confident guy, obviously. (Also in english...)

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Rob Brown wrote:
Subject: new species
Hey man, thought I'd send you this. Your site makes me laugh, I even enjoy reading the beginning where you go on about the mundane bullshit in your life. It's cool because you're on the other side of the rock from me and when you say it's getting warmer, it's getting colder. I assume that since Christmas is a religeous ( how ever the fuck you spell it) holiday, that we would all celebrate it at the same time, regardless of where you reside, and it seems really strange to me that you might say something like, " I can't wait till this summer when Cristmas gets here". I mean we sing "Dashing through the snow" and "Frosy the Snowman" or songs about hot chocolate and burning fires, all of our imagery of Christmas in closely tied to snow or cold weather. What would your Christmas carols be about? Working on the Christmas Tan or Yuletide Bikinnis? I'm not saying mine is any better than yours, you learn to accept what you're raised with as the normal way of anything. If you get a chance, and I know you're busy, drop me a line back and tell me a little about your holiday traditions. I live in Texas so if there's anything you'd like to know about the Lone Star state just ask.

Joel wrote:
Subject: Commodore
I hope you can put this on your site, its of my V8 VS Commodore, cheers

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T wrote:
Subject: MY 2 CENTS FOR U
I have a tv card in my computer which allows me to take screenshots of tv shows (as well as recordings) every now and then i take one, i have attached a few that may be of interest to you and your site: on the glasshouse on ABC tv months ago there was a memorable news headline; on the simpsons, they did the intro with plasticine and decided to include the memorable character Gumby i think he/she is called; on an abc/sbs show they showed that the iraqi soliders actually have a HQ foodcourt with a Subway. Impressive but quite a funny picture i thought. this is one i would like to see online out of the three, if any.

Raven E. Crow wrote:
Subject: wait
Howdy from Vancouver. Enjoyed your fine site for years. Here's sumtin that might fit in to your randon shit. my kinda fence

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Brett Foster wrote:
Subject: exam
For some reason I just found this really amusing.

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Chris wrote:
Subject: This has been killing me for months!
Well for starters I have to say that your site rocks and that I have been a fan for years. This is my 1st contribution. Since the show growing up Gottie came out I thought I had seen these dudes around before. Then it hit me I had seen them before! This is a picture of their much older Brother. He had his Own TV show to.

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Jesse wrote:
Subject: Fast Snowmobile
Long time fan of the site, first contribution. Noticed a few post ago, a Yamaha SRX snowmobile posted. Felt the need to send pics of my sno chariot. 2003 Yamaha RX-1. 1000cc Four stroke. 145 hp stock. We have it running 117.3 mph (188.7 kph to ya'll across the pond.) in 1000 feet.(305 meters). Not bad for a heavy pig. Please don't post my email if u use it. Kick ass site by the way.

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P. Smith wrote:
Subject: Driving at high speed
Hi Mr. Orsm, Here's my picture of driving at high speeds. It's not the top-speed, because I was almost shitting my pants! The highway is very bumpy at 220 km/h... And I have my driving-license only for 3 weeks now... The car is my dad's Audi A6 Avant 2.4 (V6 170bhp). Sorry for the bad quality, it was taken with my phone and it very hard to hold it perfectly still at 220km/h....!!!

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Rohan wrote:
Subject: Visitors to Australia...
Hey Mr. Orsm, Long time reader, first time writer... Three friends of ours recently left for Australia from little old Henley-on-Thames in the UK. They're over there for a year and a couple of nights before they left we threw them (and another friend who's bday it was) a little bash. Here are some of the highlights and a warning to your country (wo)men!

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Matin N wrote:
Subject: pic of something cool
chinese guy praying to his buddah.would appreciate if you come up with something clever with this and post it on ur site and then email me to give me direct link. thx

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nil nil wrote:
Subject: miss kaur. witch part u want off of this punjabi girl
do u want a pic of her. sexy bar stripper from thailand
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m b wrote:
Subject: some pics....
yo, so here's the deal. I met this girl online, and she sent me these pics, claiming they are of her and her two friends. Since they look near-professional quality, I suspect they are fake. feel free to post them on your site, and if anyone knows if they are fake, let me know. Whether they are or not, they are definitely quality and I'm sure your audience will enjoy them! So what's the verdict?

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VirginiaG wrote:
Subject: How to tell time in Calabria
For those that don't understand the lingo. The guy on the motorbike is asking for the time. Answer 5.35 then second touch of the donkeys nuts its 5.36. 7.15 on the return journey.

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Walter wrote:
Subject: That Hurts
Hey, dude. I know how much you love this kind of stuff, so here is some more. I hope you enjoy it as much as this fellow did. (I especially like how this fool takes a knee to the face at the end.) If anyone can top this, I DON'T want to know about it.

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waterboy wrote:
Subject: Re-audio video
Inspired by your "Orsmdancing" editing, i re-edited some videos, even one off your site, this is for you. Im gonna do heaps hahaha.

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Bobby wrote:
Subject: hey hey
This is a home video from a mate. hope you like it.
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Paddy Brown wrote:
Subject: Irish Parody of Stan, Fucking Hilarious
Here's one Irish man's tale of Eminem's first visit to Ireland.

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Web Gentry wrote:
Subject: Iris Chacon
I have been silently following your site for quite a long time... And I enlist your help. I have been trying to locate (for several years now) videos or copies of shows of this Puerto Riacan bombshell named Iris Chacon. She was popular in the early 70's for wearing thongs and other miniware on live tv. It was a revolution. She had a huge great ass. Anyway... perhaps this could be a calling or a shout to viewers to attempt to locate and vids of this spectacular ass. There are three yahoo groups that are fan sites but the real stuff is out there somewhere. We gotta find it!

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