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Email Overflow...

Each week I end up with tonnes of email that can't be squeezed on to the main page. Kind of a shame because there is so much cool stuff. So rather than bin it all, eventually it all builds up and ends up on this page.

Before we get on with it, if you would like to contribute to Reader Mail and have your stuff viewed by millions, maybe billions or possibly trillions of Orsm surfers then we are always more than happy to receive absolutely anything you want to send! Funny videos, naked pics of your ex or current girlfriend, jokes or practically whatever else you can staple to an email are all welcome... all you must do is click here and get it happening.

Once again – SORRY to everyone who contributed but didn’t make the main page! I really wish I could squeeze it all in but there are far more submissions than I have space for. Please keep trying though!

Now in absolutely no order of importance or relevance here is the Overflow...

chavlightning wrote:
Subject: sweet revenge
Early last year, one of my friends posted a picture of me pissing (with my cock on display) on a beech in nequay. As i was very drunk at the time , i did not realise that a picture had been taken and only found out when i saw the picture on this web site. Please could you put this short video on your website if nothing else than for sweet revenge
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Andrew wrote:
Subject: Uploading
Hey Dude. got a small vid from x gf nothing to bad...but would like it hosted :P
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Keith wrote:
Subject: Mickey Redmond
In Detroit Red Wing Hockeytown, There is an announcer named Mickey Redmond and he is slightly famous for his own take on occurrences during gameplay refered to as "Mickeyisms". Well game 4 of the first round of the playoffs and he comes with this statement that you almost get a "stunned" feeling from the other announcer. A Detroit player is taken down by a Calgary player in front of the net and a penalty is called... Mickey says... All I can think is WTF???
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S wrote:
Subject: video of girl masturbating on webcam (real)
Hey man, I'm sending you this video of a webcam whore masturbating on yahoo messenger. I managed to talk her into masturbating on cam and then I recorded her haha. She then was a total bitch to me so I decided to pay her back by putting this video on the Internet for everyone to see, hahaha.
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De Wet wrote:
Subject: Bulls mascott antics!
Hi Mr Orsm. During the last Super 14 match of the 2007 season, the Bulls gave the Reds a solid Rugby lesson. During the match one of the Bulls cheerleaders decided it was a good idea to do cartwheels on the sidelines. As with his normal antics, the Bulls mascot (dressed as a black bull) decided to get in on the action. I am sure he “cupped a feel” when they went down!!
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: HEAD SLAM
Kind of Funny, feel free to use if you like, No details please.
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IRON ROGER FLINT wrote:
Subject: Some Pics from my trip to Newfoundland, Canada
I made a video for Shannyganock's song The Islander. I used pictures from my trip to Newfoundland. I didnt really have a plan on placement on the pictures in the video, they are placed in order that I took them during my 14day stay. Most of the pictures are taken from the surrounding area of the city St. John's.
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Nick wrote:
Subject: Don't just read what you are handed
G'day, Hope the scabs are going well. A spectacular departure. Departing 2SM newsreader Victoria Owens went out on a high note, thanks to a little bit of copy rewriting by station news editor Christine O’Malley.
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: wet
please hold details warming her up in the hay shed before a root
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Alex wrote:
Subject: Yvonne de Carlo tribute
Yo orsm mate, Cheers for 2007 to ya, Yvonne de Carlo who was well known for her roll as 'Lilly' in THE MUNSTERS died this Week at the age of 84. Little tribute I whacked together maybe you would like to post.
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Barry wrote:
Subject: breakdance
To Mr Orsm. This is footage of my brother blind as a bat trying to do some form of MC Hammer styled shit down the stables. Note the excellent use of the helmet to help him perform these tricky moves. Hope u enjoy keep up the good shit. you can show my details by the way.
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Andrew wrote:
Subject: Broomy, Broomy, Broomy, brooooomy
Here's a young virgin all the way from west wales having his arse smacked. He'd normally have to pay for this but I did it free of charge..
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GorillaCurry wrote:
Subject: The French Connection
Hi Orsm, 2nd time I’m contributing something. Met this French lady online and we hooked up a couple times. Needless to say she’s pretty horny. She sent me a couple handphone clips which I artistically compiled for the pleasure of one and all. She’s hot! The audio is great. Definitely not safe for work. Cheers
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: video
Hey orms! Let me tell you that your website has lots of fans within México, I love it, here is a video of me that i took with me cellphone. I would apreciate if you not mention my name. I hope your website last for many years.
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Colin wrote:
Subject: Please!!
Story behind it, couple of paddys over from Ireland, toxteth in Liverpool in a fuckin halfway house because some idiot forgot to select the drop down box for 3 rooms he chose 0 instead! That’s when we had to leave and he had to take his punishment. He thought he was going to get a lash of a belt how sorry was he!!! "Kids Don’t Try This A Home" I mean it ! It took him over a week to get over it. Best thing is he told his fiancé that it was an accident Until We showed Her the video)

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Dave wrote:
Subject: shaving video
I managed to get a mobile phone video of my friend shaving his balls. I found the video on his phone and blue toothed it over. I'm sure everyone would love to see this
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Darren wrote:
Subject: Kiwi Turner
I was emailed this song by a new zealand friend of mine. You have such a cool site just wanted to make it a little cooler. Cheers
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: One for the ladies!
HI! On behalf of all the girl visitors (and i'm sure Im not the only one!) I've got an exciting tale. About 6 weeks ago, my flatmate was so confident that I couldn't catch him out that he agreed if I caught him nude on camera then I could post it on ORSM with his email address - which is beevis1000@yahoo.co.uk... Girls make sure you write him and let him know what you think! Well to his credit he's been pretty damn clever at uncovering my traps, but tonight I got lucky. In short, I borrowed a video camera with night vision and hid it on a low shelf in his closet. After scouring through an hour of tape, here's the results! So flatmate, I GOT YA! I must say it's much thicker than I imagined darlin'! LOL.. And please hide my details... He knows who I am ;)

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ben wrote:
Subject: Ufo seen over southern suburbs near Perth W.A.
This is what I captured via my phone as I sat outside having an early morning 4:30am ciggie and a coffee. I got this footage in March 07. I looked out at the night sky and there it was, hovering around and it looked as if it was circling and observing. Note: The big light is a street lamp, look for the small white thing! I remembered that my phone could video stuff so I quickly got this footage before it disappeared. This is only seven secs but it was worth every second. It shows the UFO, turn, bank (as it does you can see the saucer shape as it turns!!!) and then takes off at high speed. Those things can move man. If you pause and look closely at the last frame, just before it disappears, you can make out a saucer shape, with a little square piece on top, probably where the green guys steer it from. Its hard to tell exactly how far away the thing is. I'd guess between six to ten kms because its hard to estimate the size of it. Sorry for the picture quality, my phone isn't all that great operating in darkness. Its weird that huh, because most UFO videos are pretty ordinary. Its very, very interesting. Maybe they are out there and I believe for sure now.
Jurgen wrote:
Subject: Watermelon Helmit
Hi Mr Orsm. I'm from Cape Town in South Africa and have been tracking your site for 2 years now and Fridays are un-officially ORSM days at work when the update comes out. Anyway, its time for a contribution from my side. Here is a clip of a friend given a watermelon helmit on his birthday party ... anyone who ever finnished Warcraft 3: Frozenthrone will recognize the audio in the clip. ;-)
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masetawimo wrote:
Subject: nude video of ex fuckbuddy
hey Mr. Orsm huge fan of your site, can't live without the weekly updates, anyways here's a video of a girl i used to fuck everyday everyway anywhere but turned out she was fucking another guy. but guess what the other guy never turned on his cel phone cam without her knowing. LOL , so here's my small contribution to your great site and my revenge jajajaja whore
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<with held> wrote:
Subject: try this tune
Howdy Mr. Orsm, Don`t know if this is your kinda thing..but a cool tune you might enjoy. This band has been playing all over New England here in the states and they still rock! They have been rockin` parties for over twenty years! Just in case.... keep my info to yourself, please
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Jon wrote:
Subject: Crazy SK Dancers
Hey ORSM. Been reading your site for a while (hasn't everyone...?) but this is the first time I submitted anything... Maybe I'm just a bit gay but I thought that this video of the South Korean kids choreographing a salsa with Street Fighter 2 moves is awesome...even just for the ending...
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