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Sesame Street Character Test...

Don't Read Answers Until You have finished!

Ever wondered which cartoon character you are most like? Well, a team of researchers got together and analysed the personalities of Sesame Street characters, and put the information gathered into this quiz.

Answer each question with the answer that most describes you, then add up the points that correspond with your answer. Then send this to all your friends, including the person who sent it to you with your cartoon character in the subject line.

Keep track of the question number and your answer. You'll need both to unlock the secret code at the end.

1) What describes your perfect date?
A) Candlelight Dinner For Two
B) Amusement Park
C) Rollerblading In The Park
D) Rock Concert
E) See A Movie

2) What is your favourite type of music?
A) Rock And Roll
B) Alternative
C) Soft Rock
D) Classical
E) Popular

3) What is your favourite type of movie?
A) Comedy
B) Horror
C) Musical
D)Romance
E) Documentary

4) Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
A) Waiter/Waitress
B) Sports Player
C) Teacher
D) Policeman
E) Bartender

5) Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
A) Work Out
B) Read
C) Watch TV
D) Listen To The Radio
E) Sleep

6) Of the following colours, which do you like the best?
A) Yellow
B) White
C) Sky Blue
D) Teal
E) Red

7) Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
A) Ice Cream
B) Pizza
C) Sushi
D) Pasta
E) Salad

8) What is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween
b) Christmas
c) New Year's
d) Valentine's Day
E) Thanksgiving

9) If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
a) Paris
b) Spain
c) Las Vegas
d) Hawaii
E) Hollywood

10) Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
A) Someone Who Is Smart
B) Someone With Good Looks
C) Someone Who Is A Party Animal
D) Someone Who Has Fun All The Time
E) Someone Who Is Very Emotional

Now total up your points and find your character below:
1 a=4 b=2 c=5 d=1 e=3
2 a=2 b=1 c=4 d=5 e=3
3 a=2 b=1 c=3 d=4 e=5
4 a=4 b=5 c=3 d=2 e=1
5 a=5 b=4 c=2 d=1 e=3
6 a=1 b=5 c=3 d=2 e=4
7 a=3 b=2 c=1 d=4 e=5
8 a=1 b=3 c=2 d=4 e=5
9 a=4 b=5 c=1 d=2 e=3
10 a=5 b=2 c=1 d=3 e=4

(10-17 points): You are OSCAR. You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.

(18-26 points): You are ERNIE. You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.

(27-34 points): You are ELMO. You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.

(35-42 points): You are ZOE. You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.

(43-50 points): You are BERT. You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You teach strong family values. Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.


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