wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange
man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather
insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them
in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there
was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man
is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly
on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they
15. If there is two of them they "high five"
each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having
sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven
shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in
his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really
excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from
her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed
off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important
for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying
result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they
open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always
place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling
woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.