| Time to clear some of the backlog... below 
              you'll find mail that you guy's have sent me over the last month 
              or two... maybe longer in some cases... either way it's probably 
              a good idea to keep that in mind - some of them refer to stuff thats 
              been posted on the site as far back back as December or were relevant 
              when the Tsunami thing happened or whatever. You guys's will figure 
              it out I'm sure... 
               
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                    Dean 
                      wrote:Subject: Triple J's Off My List Too
 Just noticed you mentioned you dont listen 
                      to Triple J anymore. I've gone off it to, but I must admit 
                      at night it becomes an entirely different station. When 
                      the sun goes down they seem to concentrate on the music 
                      and leave all the political bullshit out. Some of those 
                      Aussie rap songs were fucking unbelievably bad weren't they 
                      ? Apparently 30 years ago when they started, they were a 
                      great station until they got hijacked by the 'Tim and Debbie 
                      ' brigade.
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                    Paul 
                      wrote:Subject: pedantic
 hello orsm, you used the word pedantic 
                      in your latest update. as per 99% of the uneducated, you 
                      used it incorrectly. it does not mean fussy or neurotic. 
                      it means showing one's superior knowledge for the sake of 
                      it. this email is pedantic.
  (p.s. if you feel the need 
                    to join the gang, referring to my lack of capital letters 
                    would certainly qualify you as pedantic. anyways - great site, 
                    your writing is as entertaining the pics/videos. keep it up.) |  
               
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                    john krznaric 
                      wrote:Subject: japan tv
 Orsm, That video of the japanese 
                      gameshow blew me away. So had to do some research and 
                      find out what it was about. So if any of your readers are 
                      interested give them this 
                      link. Love your site by the way. Go Aussie
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                    Steve Gladson 
                      wrote:Subject: Laura Bush's hand gesture in your RS pictures
 Explanation of Laura 
                      Bush’s hand gesture in your latest RS pictures. 
                      She is using the “hook em horns” sign in the 
                      support of the University of Texas football team playing 
                      in the Rose Bowl. George Bush was Governor of Texas and 
                      resided in Austin, Texas home of the University of Texas.
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                    Nick B 
                      wrote:Subject: rs pic
 Hi Mr ORSM. Just for information for 
                      whoever or wherever the 
                      picture of President Bush and the First Lady came from. 
                      Her hand is'nt a wave. It's a sign for the College football 
                      team meaning Hook em' Horns. Not too unlike the I Love You 
                      sign in Hawaii.
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                    Simon 
                      wrote:Subject: Ain't feedback a bitch...
 Yo O, And u thought u may have gotten 
                      someone blasting u in this email, lol...? The feedback is 
                      that the site's good, and I personally like the small updates 
                      you've been doing since you got back... hopefully that means 
                      a lot more time for you, but I somehow doubt it.
 What I thought of instead was 
                    to offer up an idea... I may be the only one, but I like reading 
                    what you've been up to since the last update (how Big Brotherish...), 
                    but what I thought would be cool is if perhaps there were 
                    some more Q and A series...you know, the time when your friend 
                    asked you some questions and you responded to em... well I 
                    know there's the Orsm forums and all, but how about if some 
                    of the users who come to the site got to ask you a few questions 
                    this time...? Might make things a bit interesting... anyway, 
                    just an idea... site's mad anyway. Hopefully you'll be lucky 
                    enough to catch a one day international match at the WACA, 
                    as they certainly are a fun time if you've never been to one... 
                    counting the people who get thrown out of the ground is a 
                    great game itself...Ciao O. Fire some questions 
                    my way and I will see if I can answer them... -Orsm |  
               
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                    Jesus 
                      wrote:Subject: Scarlett Johansson Grabbing her boob!
 This 
                      picture isn't THAT new, I saw it on gawker or defamer 
                      earlier this week. One of my contributors posted some more 
                      pics and a video to go with it, it’s supposed to be 
                      the full clip from the movie. It may or may not be of interest 
                      to you, but I figured I would let you know about it regardless. 
                      I appreciate all the support from the Kournikova post, and 
                      I will keep on delivering the goods.
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                | John 
                    wrote:Subject: Rebuilding effort in Asia
 Watching the [Tsunami] aid concert tonight 
                    and heard a hotel owner going on about tourists needed back 
                    in Asia. I was wondering: 1) Is the relief effort being used 
                    to rebuild their businesses as well as the homes, hospitals, 
                    schools? 2) Should it be? 3) Did any of these businesses have 
                    insurance?
  Some businesses are there 
                    because they can pay peanuts to their staff and charge tourists 
                    heaps to make enormous profits.  |  
               
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                    Nick 
                      wrote:Subject: Hotties from salem pic
 Mr. Orsm, You have, without a doubt, 
                      the coolest web site of ALL TIME! The girls in the pic are 
                      from a fairly small town in the midwest U.S.A. Since the 
                      town is so small these 
                      ladies are fastly becoming celebrities! I just happen 
                      to be from the same town they are and I thought it pretty 
                      cool to see local talent. I have been with your site since 
                      the beginning and I will be here till My Dying Day. Keep 
                      up the good work, and keep doing what you do best www.orsm.net
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                    <with held> 
                      wrote:Subject: about pictures someone sent in
 someone sent in pictures last time about 
                      a dumb 
                      bitch.... now... i looked at the pictures... first the 
                      hands look strangely manly.... second.... the body shape 
                      is manly.... third.... the arms look like a guys..... why 
                      do i think its a guy who got a sex change?
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                    Roundman 
                      wrote:Subject: KBW
 Dear ORSM, Going through your Christmas 
                      update I came across the following [clip] 
                      in one of your "hidden" links. Now this reads 
                      as Rodney Rude - Hey Santa Claus, and upon listening this 
                      ain't Rodney Rude. Furthermore, as a good, proud WA boy, 
                      how could you get it so wrong, and not give credit to the 
                      correct artist, another great West Australian, Kevin Bloody 
                      Wilson. KBW has a wonderful Christmas album full of Xmas 
                      ditties, and I recommend that everyone should have a copy.
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                    JBM Driver 
                      wrote:Subject: ducks in a tree
 Hey Orsm, Could you be so kind as to 
                      inform the guy who took the picture 
                      of ducks in a tree... that ducks head for trees when 
                      gators hit the pond!!!! I know what I'm talking 'bout, I've 
                      seen it happen hundreds of time. I lived Fla. for over 10 
                      years. Ducks and gators don't share a pond.
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                    Chad McNabb 
                      wrote:Subject: Deluxe Ocean Liner Pics
 Good evening Mr. Orsm. I have been browsing 
                      your site for a while now. I haven't had a reason to write 
                      before now, but seeing the pics 
                      that you posted in your most recent update made me write.
 I have been on that ship, or 
                    it's twin ship. The ship you posted cruises the coast of Alaska, 
                    and it's sister cruises the Caribbean, called Adventure of 
                    the Seas. They are the largest ships on water in the world, 
                    or at least that is what Royal Carribean, the cruise line 
                    that owns them says. They are huge ships and the 
                    pictures that you posted don't even begin to show it. There 
                    is an onboard gym, not that many people ever used it. There 
                    is a walking path around the outside near the pools. I believe 
                    that they said it was a quarter of a mile around, and that 
                    only covers the front half of the ship. There is a rock climbing 
                    wall, a tennis court, and many other "features." 
                    There is a full theatre where they tape their onboard entertainment 
                    to show on their onboard channel. I have pics, but I don't 
                    know where they are at the moment. If I can find them, I will 
                    send them on to you. Thanks for the great site. 
                    I check it out weekly, if not more often than that.
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                    Howard 
                      wrote:Subject: RE: Yok P LAI's message
 In reply to Yok P LAI's note about white 
                      people relaxing and enjoying themselves in Thailand (or 
                      somewhere) after the Tsunami, while the locals are still 
                      completely devastated. I share your disgust mate. I would 
                      also go as far as betting a £10 that they're German! 
                      Bastards! Look at the one with 
                      the gut, drinking beer and you have to agree!
 |  The cloud formation pics sent in by Steve got 
              a pretty big response. I remember the day it happened quite well 
              - rain came out of nowhere and it was humid as hell... 
               
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                    Abhorsen 
                      wrote:Subject: Cloud Formations
 Hey Orsm, Can i ask are we sure tho cloud 
                      formations are Genuine? and not some bored pubescent 
                      teen on Photoshop? If so i'd like to know what kind of formation 
                      they were any chance of posing this question on your next 
                      update? Anyway keep up the good work, RS rules!
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                    Horatio wrote:Subject: Clouds over Armadale 20050203
 Hi Orsm, Steve sent in some terrific 
                      photographs of Mammato 
                      clouds over Armadale. These are not often seen - only 
                      when there is a big thunder cloud around. Clouds normally 
                      form when air rises, and as it cools the water vapour turns 
                      into water droplets when the temperature gets below the 
                      dew point. So most clouds are flattish on the bottom but 
                      lumpy on top. In a big thunder head cloud there are very 
                      violent updraughts and also cold downdraughts - these are 
                      the beasts that occasionally cause air crashes by pushing 
                      the aircraft into the ground. That's what causes the protuberances 
                      below the base of the cloud. And Mammato means, er, well,...... 
                      tits. Who said meteorology was dull! The photos are very 
                      good indeed, lit from the side by a setting sun I imagine. 
                      The Oz met office might like them.
 Incidentally, in your Coolpix 
                    section there is a fine thunder cloud of great vertical extent 
                    with the typical anvil head. This happens when the rising 
                    air reaches the tropopause and can't rise any further. The 
                    latin nale for the cloud at the top is the best tongue-twister 
                    in the list - Cirrus Spissatus Cumulonimbo-genitus. All that 
                    means is "High, Thick cloud from a thunder storm". Great Site. Keep it up. It's 
                    not true what they say about you - you're a genius. |  
               
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                    Jason 
                      wrote:Subject: Clouds
 Gidday, Notice that you have some pics 
                      of some interesting 
                      clouds on your site this week and the guy did not know 
                      what they were called. The proper meteorological term is 
                      Cumulus Mammatus. It is a harmless sub type of storm cloud, 
                      that generally forms after a major storm has passed. It 
                      is formed when air in the cloud begins to descend relative 
                      to the other air within it.
  It is often mistaken for a precursor 
                      to Tornadoes or other "BAD" phenomena, but from 
                      all accounts is harmless, just a bit of turbulence and down 
                      drafts for pilots and passengers of aircraft. Hope this 
                      helps! and as everyone else says, love your site! |  
               
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                    JClimate1 
                      wrote:Subject: Weird Clouds
 Dont have anything real interesting to 
                      say and I dont think anyone will care, but to answer Steve 
                      on what type of clouds he snapped the pictures of, they 
                      are called Mammatus 
                      clouds. The clouds are rare and usually form when clouds 
                      from a very large cumulonimbus cloud, AKA Thunder cloud, 
                      begin to descend. The clouds are also a sign that the worse 
                      of the weather has passed. Just thought I would share a 
                      little of my useless weather knowledge. By the way, awesome 
                      site.
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                    Bill "the 
                      Psycheman" Sellers wrote:Subject: types of clouds
 As the son of a weather forcaster for 
                      over 50 years, here in the US, I can truthfully say that 
                      those are mammatus 
                      clouds named such as they resemble mammary glands. Not 
                      that uncommon, but certainly nice to look at.
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                    Keith 
                      wrote:Subject: Mammaries? Udders? Breasts? No . . . Clouds
 Orsm Clouds! In your latest update, you 
                      have an email from Steve who enclosed 7 pictures of clouds. 
                      He didn't know what to call them. Anyone visiting this site 
                      would have little trouble thinking immediately of mammary 
                      appendages and they would be perfectly correct. The proper 
                      name for these clouds is Cumulonimbus 
                      Mamma and further examples can be found by Googling 
                      those words.
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                    Robb 
                      wrote:Subject: This is where you're tax dollars go...
 Hey orsm, check this out: toiletmap.gov.au 
                      ... thats an actual genuine government approved website... 
                      what tha fuck! I want my tax dollars back!
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                    Thatmosis 
                      wrote:Subject: Political Correctness
 Thought I would be good over the break 
                      but couldn't let this go. Seems "Political Correctness" 
                      has finally come around and bitten them on the bum. Who, 
                      you ask, why our good mates the Yanks. "Christmas" 
                      a word held dear by most Christians is not being used in 
                      America for fear of offending people of different faiths, 
                      its "have a Happy Holiday" , "Holiday Sales" 
                      etc.etc. Imagine Xmas Carols without the offending word, 
                      and what about Christians its got that word in it and Christening, 
                      The mind boggles, GET A LIFE PEOPLE. Are the other religions 
                      going to stop using their words to describe their beliefs 
                      because they may offend someone, I think not. You may have 
                      one of the most powerful countries in the world but if your 
                      combined IQ was dynamite you couldn't blow the skin off 
                      a rice pudding. Bloody scary for the rest of us mere mortals 
                      and to those I say I hope you had a very merry CHRISTMAS
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                    Thatmosis 
                      wrote:Subject: Tsunami
 Happy New Year to Orsm and all the orsmites 
                      out there. Couldn't agree with you more, Tsunamied to the 
                      eyeballs and beyond. I feel for the people who have suffered 
                      but the feeding frenzy shown by the world media is out of 
                      control. Its as though a starving mob has been thrown a 
                      bit of crust which they will fight over until every last 
                      morsel has been devoured, masticated, regurgitated and devoured 
                      again ad infinitum, or in this case ad nausium. Let it go, 
                      let the volunteers do their work and the survivors have 
                      some dignity in their grief.
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                    Thatmosis 
                      wrote:Subject: Prince Harry
 Well the poms have done it again, if 
                      there ever was an argument for abortion Prince Harry is 
                      it. Its nice to see that the years of inbreeding are finally 
                      starting to pay off. This is the guy that they are going 
                      to make an Officer in the Army, would you follow him into 
                      battle????? I'm afraid he would have what is quaintly called 
                      a regretable incident, worked with his mother!
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                    Thatmosis 
                      wrote:Subject: xmas blues
 Last year I promosed to tell you how 
                      to beat the Xmas blues, I've been doing this for 4 years 
                      and it works. Several easy steps to a stress free Xmas. 
                      !st- buy all your Xmas cards now and in the next few weeks 
                      fill them in and put them aside, dont seal them. 2nd- Start 
                      an account with the local bottle shop and deposit $10.00 
                      a week. 3rd- Sign up for one of those Xmas goodies hampers, 
                      doesn't matter which one. Thats enough to get you started, 
                      more soon.
 |  And for some other decent emails too good 
              not to post... 
               
                | Luke wrote: Subject: Owned.
 Check this man , My friend 
                  is an animal. This chick has no idea. Cheers.
 
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                    bedouinn 
                      wrote:Subject: Cum in South Africa
 Orsm, great site, great stuff. I was 
                      @ Canal Walk, Cape Town, RSA and saw this sine which fits 
                      only in your site. I thought you deserve to see it and show 
                      it if you deemed it appropriate and in line with your site 
                      characteristcs, so, let ladies quoe up for the Cum to be 
                      :) Please no email to be shown. Thanks
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                    Mike McDonough 
                      wrote:Subject: Discount Plastic Surgeon
 ....my buddy, the guy who always knows 
                      somebody to buy everything at a discount, bought his girlfriend 
                      a boob job at 50% off...... I understand he gets out of 
                      the hospital next week.....
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                    Stuart 
                      wrote:Subject: dont lick
 taken by me at a golf corse in perth.. 
                      i diden't know there was a problem with lots of people licking 
                      there golf balls.. but anyway! thanks.
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                    Bruce Todd 
                      wrote:Subject: Ice Houses!
 Here's two pics of a couple of houses 
                      that are located in Hull Quebec, just over the Ontario boarder 
                      in Canada. They pictures were taken shortly after a recent 
                      typical storm went through, so you may want to plan your 
                      trip to Canada in July or August.
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                | Smaily 
                    wrote:Subject: Read the text first then view attachment
 There is a company in Sweden called Locum 
                    AB, which owns and manages Nursing homes and other medical 
                    buildings. Locum decided to place an ad to celebrate Christmas 
                    and the New Year. The copywriter at the ad agency suggested, 
                    "Why not replace the "o" in Locum with a heart. 
                    You know, all sort of cuddly and all?" The coolest thing 
                    was the comment from Locum's boss when the papers interviewed 
                    him about the mistake. "Ah, well. These things happen. 
                    And if it helps to fill our maternity wards we don't mind." 
                    Moral of the story - Never trust those Media people.
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                | Slo Michael 
                  wrote: Subject: Psychic News
 The local News 
                  channel in San Luis Obispo, Ca. has the edge on their competition.
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                    Midnighter777 
                      wrote:Subject: Drunken sleeping mates
 Hi, just wanted to share a few pictures 
                      of my mate Scott being humiliated while he sleeps. He cant 
                      look us in the eye now without feeling violated, with friends 
                      like these....
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                    Tyler 
                      wrote:Subject: Shaving cut
 Here's a pic of me doing something dumb, 
                      use it if you wish.
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                    Sean Anderson 
                      wrote:Subject: My good man
 Love your site. Been on it for years. 
                      Anyways, when I landed in London Heathrow for a transit, 
                      I noticed lots of Virgin Airlines planes, each with their 
                      own slogan. I had to whip out my camera and take a pic of 
                      this one though, cause it reminded me of the sense of humour 
                      the British have (compared to north americans).
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