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This much love and sadly neglected section of Orsm.net is where all the reader mail I couldn't fit on the main page ends up. This is in no way indicates the quality of course - I'm just limited by space and with the sheer volume of mail that comes in it's impossible to post it all every week.

Anyway if you would like to contribute to Reader Mail and have your stuff viewed by millions then we are always more than happy to receive absolutely anything you wanna send! Funny videos, naked pics of your ex or current girlfriend, jokes or practically anything else you can attach to an email are all welcome... all you must do is click here and make the magic happen.

Let's start with a chunk of the email that came my way in response to the 'heads off to you' vid that was posted in Reader Mail in my August 3rd update...

zach stephens wrote:
Subject: please post this
to all of you who think that a website owner should censor what is posted on his/her site because children might see it, you need to watch your kids better... it is not the worlds responsibility to watch them, or what they watch, for you. also, it's better that they see the atrocities that occur elsewhere... it makes them glad to live in a place where that sort of thing isn't accepted. in addition to that, there was a warning in place... if you watched the vid anyway, it's noone's fault but your own. there IS a stop button. i, personally, am glad that there are those out there that will post things like beheadings... not because i necessarily want to see them, but because IT HAPPENS!!!!! there is no way for us to do anything to stop it if we don't know it's going on. welcome to reality people.... the world is not always a pretty place. as far as a 'niche' goes, i say fuck you. rules were meant to be broken. in an environment like the internet, there are no rules. that means that noone cares whether your childish sensibilities were encumbered. if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch! p.s. you may post my details as i welcome any debate on the matter.

<with held> wrote:
Subject: beheading
Dude, I've been a fan of your sight for quite some time now and love your shit, but. That beheading shit is the sickest shit I have ever seen, and I felt fucking ill for hours. Keep up the good work but keep that shit off the air mate. Don't let those pricks have any publicity.

Annie wrote:
Subject: fuck
I didn't know that the heads off to was gonna show a man's head being hacked off. Geez.. I'm still in shock.. Could you do me a favour and give others a warning about what they'll see?... I mean .. this is about a man who loses his life in a horrible way right before our eyes.. I better avoid that stuff from now on. Funny.. pics aren't as bad as movies because the person is already dead and I guess we're immune to that via the media.. but wow.. I feel sick.:(

<with held> wrote:
Subject: About the beheading video ...
I want to thank those who wrote in with all the complaints for calling the beheading video to my attention. Without you guys I would never have seen for real what's been happening to innocent men and women for the last couple of years in a perversion of the Islamic faith. I hesitated to download and watch it, just as Orsm hesitated to post it for us.

My brother-in-law worked in Iraq for almost a year recently. This video could have been him. Thankfully, he returned ok. If this had been him would I have watched this? Yes. I would owe him that. I think somewhere in here we have a responsibility to the innocents to know what happened to them, and maybe, THINK about what's wrong and what can or should be done to prevent things like this from happening next week, next month and next year to others.

One has to wonder where someone's mind is to do something like that to another person. If religion were not involved there would be no hesitation to say this was criminal insanity. I also wonder about the purpose of the guys who film it and post it on the net. Is it supposed to incite people to bloodlust, perverted religious fervor and similar acts? Is it supposed to teach us non-muslims a lesson? I think everyone either reacts with fear (especially if these guys live down the block) or revulsion and a need to punish those responsible. If it's targeted at us it's a failure, because it leaves no doubt we have to do something severe to stop it.

One elusive thing has been accomplished anyway. Obscenity has finally been defined. Thank you Orsm, for having the guts and public spirit to do the hard thing.

CK wrote:
Subject: reply to beheading feedback
Could people be any more stupid? This vid had a disclaimer on it. It was clearly advertised. If you don't want to see this shit then DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON IT! Why downoad a vid when you know exactly what it contains and you know you don't want to see it? Clearly this site is not for children. If 8-year olds are on this site their parents should be monitering them more closely. There is fucked up shit all over the internet. Is this the first time you have seen something wrong on this site? Maybe
you're a first time visitor? Note to everyone - you are responsible for your own internet consumption, if you see something you don't like, blame the idiot who clicked on the link, not the webmaster.

nate cole wrote:
Subject: I dont get it
hey orsm, was reading your viewer mail on the beheading video. post what you want man, its your site. you do us a favor by providing a nuts great site with no popups, then have to deal with complaints? its bullshit man. i read the disclaimer, so i didnt watch the video. ill agree with Michael Tucker that you have a niche market, but its your market. do what you please. keep up the great work.

JewelryCzar wrote:
Subject: Continue Doing What You Do!
This site is one of the best on the web by far! End of discussion! Don't let all the e-mail you received about the beheading video make you think any different. I don't like the gory stuff at all: I just want to get that out there. So you know what I do? CHOOSE NOT TO LOOK AT IT! All these dumbasses that sent you the e-mail should not have clicked on the link! You put out a warning (and thanks for that!) and I chose not to watch the vid. I also don't enjoy pictures of fat people, pictures/vid of chicks with dicks, those blurry pics of speedometers going way too fast on public streets (probably while drunk), those videos of the fake Jackass people hurting themselves, and a few other things that come up on Orsm.net. You know what I do about it? DON'T OPEN THE MEDIA! I don't want to get on a soapbox here, but please don't stop doing ANYTHING involving the site just because some viewers can't pass up an opportunity to be offended. You keep doing what you do, and I'll choose what I watch. If you decide to include gross stuff, rock on! Just continue to warn me so I don't have to watch it if I choose not to. If you start censoring your content, the terrorists win.

Moldi wrote:
Subject: Hey Orsm.
Hey mate was just reading the crap that some of your FANS wrote to you this week. I especially love the guy that TOLD you how to run and what should be on YOUR website! Id like to reply to them for you, and tell them all to get FUCKED and stop winging about stuff that is posted on your site,It is and should be entirely up to you what goes on there and as far as i thought the site was dedicated to random shit that people world wide send you. And 'dickheads',(you know who you are) you might like to take his warnings of gore etc a bit more serious in future,especially if your going to carry on like a bunch of bitches! Orsm, fuck em, carry on! do what you do, Im not alone here when i say your site kicks ass!!!

Ken P wrote:
Subject: Hello Mr. Orsm
Hi Mr. Orsm, Nice site. Cool looking chics too. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I don't know why everyone got so pissed off at that beheading vid. Every beheading vid that's ever been taped can be seen at ogrish.com. Granted, it's not for the squeamish, and it's got other gory stuff on it also, like car accidents and murders and dead and mangled bodies. Once you've been to that site, that one vid of yours looks like a Disney movie. hahaha. Have a nice day.

Djshane wrote:
Subject: beheaded
dear mr. orsm, i think you are in the right for showing that video of the man being beheaded, if people dont want to watch it, they wont, if they do, then u cant stop them. if they have the internet, they will find a way if they want it bad enough, to everybody hating on you mr orsm, this is all i have to say to them, shut the fuck up. and to you mr orsm, keep up the good work!!

Paul wrote:
Subject: on the beheading vid...
G'day Orsm, just had to put my 2 cents in. I agree with what mick said on your page on your last up date about 'that' video. 'There are a lot of things that I've seen that I want to unsee' comment hit home with me too. I didn't initially watch the vid but came into the room as my missus and mate were watching it. I don't know if it's a sad indication of the world these days or not but it didn't affect me as much as it probably should have. I can tell you what though, I wouldn't have been sitting there waiting for it to happen, they'd have had to work hard to get my friggen head off. Anyway. I agree that it doesn't really have a place in the 'Orsm' site that is yours. Personally I'd like to see more of those huge tits that keep appearing at the top of the page :). The ancient egyptians had a thing they used to do. If they wanted to condemn someone to having no chance at immortality, they'd never speak their name or make mention of the person in question by his name, because to do so would make them 'alive' and exist. I think the same should be done with those videos and the fucking nutters that are in them. They who shall not be named can fade into obscurity and we can once again live a life filled with backyard cricket, old holdens and dirty old uncle charlie who'd always be the first to fall off his chair pissed at family functions...

Troy Hallam wrote:
Subject: Beheading
Hi, am I the only person to frequent this site that didn't watch the beheading video? I mean, seriously, what did you idiots expect? It was clear to even the stupidest person what was going to be shown. Sure, Mr Orsm dangled the carrot in front of you, but he didn't make you take a bite. What's next? No more porn? No more rude, crude, hysterical jokes? Please, he can put whatever the fuck he wants on his website, and if you don't like it, too bad, make your own website. (Ha ha, good luck...) I'd rather he put anything on and gave me the choice of what to look at, than make the choice himself. Seriously, one disturbing video doesn't make this site a rotten.com or whatever, if you're gonna have a go at someone, have a go at yourself for your own curiosity getting the better of you, and suck my balls while you're at it you pack of sooks.

And then some other random commentary...

Eugene S B Zhang wrote:
Subject: RE: anthony gatt's most powerful street ute in oz.
In regards to Anthony Gatt's mail about the holden ute being the most powerful. I'm sorry to be a critic, but on the dyno graph of one of his photos the IT (Intake Temperature) is at 230ºC - Not only is this incorrect, but will also increase the power output dramatically as the algorithms for the program try to 'correct' the power figures. Can't stand a cheat... It may be one of many powerful utes in Oz, but definitely not THE MOST powerful ute.

ejh3 wrote:
Subject: Need a favor
Mr. Orsm.... Our politicans in the good ole' usa spend my money like it doesn't cost them anything.(Politicians being politicians, I'm assuming yours do too) Is there a site I could go to so that I and anyone with a brain could look at it and get some idea of what a million of something looks like? Ditto a Billion. I have no idea what a billion toasters looks like, do you?? Thanks, Love your site.....

Jason wrote:
Subject: nice tshirt for sale on ebay
But does the piercing come with it????

Just Spoon wrote:
Subject: Be Still Kat...
Greeting Sir Orsm.. Just a quick little poem i wrote a while ago, that i thought you might find amusing...
I had a little kitty,
We lived in the city,
I gave her everything I could.
One sunny day,
my kitty ran away,
my love just wasn't any good.
I hunted kitty down,
and chased her all around.
It was the only thing I could do.
I peeled off kitty's skin,
to see what was wrong within,
and now kitty doesn't move.

And not forgetting everything else. Please keep in mind that some of these have been sitting around for a while and may be out of context and not relevant...

Johnathan Price wrote:
Subject: The Original Happy-Meal
I don't think I've seen this one on your site yet. If you'll believe it, my Fiancee sent this one to me. I know it made me pretty happy.

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Jannes Vogt wrote:
Subject: german police
peace mr.orsm, your site is awesome. we made that pic from my car... it's typical for german police ;)... suckers. police train comes.. greetz from hannover

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K W wrote:
Subject: A Photo For You To Use
Here is 'shite' photo for you to use if you want. That will teach him to use my pc for cam sex!
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Robb wrote:
Subject: space porn
Hi Orsm, I found this picture on NASA's website. It's apparently a photo of a black hole, but I think it looks very much like some other kind of hole. Hope you can use it.

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Becky wrote:
Subject: Give us a KISS!
This is Luci My Goliath! She's looking for a kiss & Cuddle, Does anyone dare??

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Christine Cameron wrote:
Subject: moose head
This is how the FRENCH-CANADIANS celebrate a moose kill by be-heading the giant beast a parading around with the head mounted on the vehicals.Hope you use it.

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Gareth wrote:
Subject: pictures
Hey Orsm, Great site, look forward to your updates everyweek. Keep up the great work. Heres a few pics of a wierd ass statue I found in Prague.

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Stuart wrote:
Subject: Big High-Res Photo's
One of the phases on the power poll next door went up. This is how Western Power decided to fix it. It has been this way for over a month!

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Fro wrote:
Subject: little tid bit for you
Mr. ORSM, Long time reader first time Emailer. First off love the site. Since you went to weekly updates i can't wait for Thursdays. Anyway what I'm sending you is a flyer sent out to local business owners and wealthy residents of our little shit hole we call our town. The mayor and mayor of a neighboring shit hole have decided to have a fund raiser. As you can see in the image they really didn't think this through before distributing. Hope you get a laugh. I sure did.

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Heather & Tymen wrote:
Subject: PHOTO FOR RANDOM SHIT
HERE'S A PHOTO FOR YOUR RANDOM SHIT THE POWER PLANT WARE I WORK IS CLOSING SO I TOOK SOME PICS FOR THE MEMORIES AND GOT THIS ONE ( NOWONDER THEY CALLS US HOMOS IN THE POWER HOUSE). P.S. YOUR WEB PAGE IS THE BEST ON THE WEB.

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Tofie Chidrawi wrote:
Subject: erdem kilic
My only question to erdem is 'and if we do? you will do what?' Ever heard of Freedom of Speech and Expression? The Western world lives this way. The attached really sums it up.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: the hunt
Hey mate, I have attached a few pics for your enjoyment/use. Should you find them of use, please keep my details confidential. Photos are from a camping/hunting trip earlier this year. First photo is me being a bit arty I suppose and the second one is simply gore.

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Jon wrote:
Subject: Funny Picture
I found this at a local grocery store the other day. Rather comical placement of some frozen chicken products, haha.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: monkey statue
Thought you'd like this - it's a statue at the St. Louis Zoo in StL, Missouri. I'm not sure what the message is supposed to be.

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James demchenko wrote:
Subject: Hey ORsm!!!!
Dear. Mr Orsm. I just got this picture of a friend of mine who previously posted my ass on your web site. Now i want to show the world what a raging homosexual he is. According to him, and i quote' Me, Christian, and justin and jordan fucken walk and lots and lots of girls turn their heads to look at us, mainly cuz they are so big / strong' well now the world is lookin at you Buddy R peace!!

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zack wrote:
Subject: hey,huge fan,sent some of my drawings i think you might like.
hey orsm.my name's zack,been a big fan for several years now. it would be an honor if you'd post whichever ones you like up on the page. if you'd like to see more,you can head to myspace.com/xabache. thanks for your time.

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: Something for your site.
After taking a few snaps from outside the shops like some private detective I decided to have a bit of fun so I sauntered into the shops each side of the deaf institute and earnestly inquired if they had any literature in brail. One salesperson in the community church just started talking louder at me even though it was plainly evident I wasn't deaf. I considered acting hearing impaired to amuse them but I honestly feel sorry for the deaf and so won't take the piss out of them (unless they're also arseholes that is).

Jansen wrote:
Subject: Aussie
I knew i'd seen him before. Tell me he does not look like the Nik Naks Man?????
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Tim wrote:
Subject: BSOD Tourist !!
Hahaha - saw this at Melbourne airport yesterday - had to take a pic ... Would hate to be a tourist looking for info, huh .... Is the phone to dialup for a reboot ??? *lol*

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: She thinks she's hot, she actually posted these on a website! YIKES!
Hey Orsm, Thought you might like to show the world this (truly sexy?) specimen of a middle aged, crying for some attention, obese female who thinks she's hot. Believe it or not she actually posted these (And some truly disgusting full nude spread shots etc.) on a website! AND, some sick bastards actually wrote how hot and sexy she was and all the sick fatty fucking things they wanted to do to her!

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C N wrote:
Subject: Big Gator
Great Site! They found a 23 ' 1 ' (7.01 meter) gator near in a river in central Florida. For a while nobody believed he really existed other than the old couple who's yard he frequented at night. Suitcases are on the way!

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Steve & Mary Viana wrote:
Subject: passed out pussy
Here is my beloved cat after one too many Coronas. Please let me know if u post it. Cheers !

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crocd wrote:
Subject: aquarium in Durban
Orsm. I went to the aquarium in Durban with my parents while on holiday, this notice had me puzzled. How many kids and pets have been left in cars while the parents went to play? And why pay on exit? P.S. Keep my details clear please?

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Pricey wrote:
Subject: Beach in Japan
This is mad. This is an indoor beach in Japan that is packed all year round as it is kept at 28 degrees all the time. It has a painted illuminated roof that stays constantly sunny and the same temperature even when its snowing outside. It even has sea and marine life.

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Jean wrote:
Subject: Hey !
Hi, French reader of your stuff, here is a cute french chick during the CPE contestation in France, who's (un)dressed like Marianne , a french symbol (cf. a Delacroix painting). I found the pic on www.lemonde.fr (a newspaper). Hope you'll enjoy her!

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<with held> wrote:
Subject: P-shopped RS Pic
Here's my photoshop rendition of that short-bus you posted under Random Shite in your last update. Here in the US we tend to refer to them as the ' 'tard Kart' seeing as retarded students tend to ride them. Its mean, but funny as hell. I'm not going to blow sunshine up your ass and tell you how much I love the site, blah, blah, blah. I'll be lookin forward to your next update.

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Kevin wrote:
Subject: New member of G-Unit
I was in Key West, Florida this past weekend with some friends. We ran into the newest member of G-Unit...89 Cent!!! Hopefully you can use this in the 'Random shite' section.

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Stuart Kinner wrote:
Subject: Anti Chelsea brigade again...
For all you jealous fans out there. For all you small minded, bitter, anti Chelsea brigade.

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Renee wrote:
Subject: V8 Supercars
Hey Mr, Got some pics from the V8 Supercars at Wakefieldpark in Goulburn on Saturday. enjoy

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B S wrote:
Subject: pics
This woman is a dancer for the wichita aztecas a smi-pro football team and a local radio station power 93.9 fm in wichita, kansas, usa.

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Daniel wrote:
Subject: brokeback wookie
Hey Mr ORSM.... My mate started to take the piss out of a mutual friend, 'Wookie'.... and this is the result. Please encourage others to use the face of 'Wookie' to further our cause. Thanks man.....PS... SNOGGA is responsible for this and I really can't take the credit. Cheers.

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BiLLA wrote:
Subject: Greetings From Detroit
Greetings from Detroit. This thing here is Scion Fuse. I dont really understand what purpose Scion cars serve, but they still look neat. Well any way, enjoy this gallery, have fun and keep up the good work.

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